I'm not going to cover all of this, but if you want to see a really, really crazy creationist, visit PZ's Pharyngula blog over on science blogs. Here's where the fun begins:
Pinkoski Part 1Read on the next 4 or 5 posts for astonishing fun! If you doubt this is possible, how is it there are PYGMIES + DWARVES??

Now you know what you are up against...