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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:42 pm
Just a joke to share. biggrin
God vs. science...
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. " So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mould the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God - "Get your own dirt."
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:48 pm
HA. silly godcomplexed scientist. rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:09 am
hehe... that's pretty funny, mate.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:30 am
I like that story. It's funny.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:55 pm
I couldn't help but laugh out loud! rofl That's a good one! Thanks for posting it. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:03 pm
ha! that was funny! my brother looked at me and made a face cause i laughed...
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:39 am
thats funny
smile biggrin mrgreen surprised eek xd lol blaugh evil twisted
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:53 am
someone has sent me that 3nodding i wonder why people think that they dont need God...?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:42 pm
just wanted to put this out there... there are christian scienctist
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:14 pm
Smythe_DJ just wanted to put this out there... there are christian scienctist Lil somthin: Quote: 1 Timothy 6:20-21 (King James Version) King James Version (KJV) Public Domain 20O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: 21Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:33 pm
Smythe_DJ just wanted to put this out there... there are christian scienctist Yes, they are called creationists and support that the world was created by God and not the big bang. I don't think this joke was referring to creationists. 3nodding
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LearningtoBreath63 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:45 pm
Smythe_DJ just wanted to put this out there... there are christian scienctist I agree. Also, science has been used to prove the existance of God to non-believers. Yesterday on the history channel, this guy used science to prove the exodus and the story of Moses. It was a really good theory, and it showed how God was involved. He described it as good minipulating nature, so we could still understand. Yet he used scientific evidence to prove to non-believers it existed. So he basically said God was real and heres what happened to Moses, using History, Geography, Faith, and Science. So science isn't bad, and I wish people would see that.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:27 pm
This is in debate forum now?! crying And it started out as a joke. sad cry question
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:38 pm
Allythea This is in debate forum now?! crying And it started out as a joke. sad cry question I am wondering about the move too. There was nothing being debated... ><
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