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Arathian

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 7:08 am


Hell is populated with 1337 speaking penquins.

Pinnies are filled with hyrdogen gas, napalm, nitrogylcerin, or someother highly unstable compound.

All humanoid demons are malnurished.

Ninjas are so badass that, not only can they move faster and jump higher than anyone else, they can also: Avoid a nuclear strike,fly, move faster than the eye can follow, and breathe in a vaccum.

Demons do not wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

Demons age either very slowly, when they choose to, or when they mentally mature.

Optimism and Sexy Bodies are Laharl's version of Kyponite.

There is a correlation of ugliness and strength, in other words the uglier a weapon is aesthicly the stronger ist is physcially or practicly.
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 7:31 am


Arathian

Demons age either very slowly, when they choose to, or when they mentally mature.

Oh dear... poor Laharl will never grow up... blaugh

Taiga Ameca


Arathian

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 6:50 am


Taiga Ameca
Arathian

Demons age either very slowly, when they choose to, or when they mentally mature.

Oh dear... poor Laharl will never grow up... blaugh


That's just a theory though... but it's pretty sure to say that Laharl, Etna,and Flonne all have much more mental growing up to do despite their, obviously advanced and insane from a human stand point, ages.

I was going to say more... but I can't quite remeber what the other stuff was.
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:21 pm


Arathian
Ninjas are so badass that, not only can they move faster and jump higher than anyone else, they can also: Avoid a nuclear strike,fly, move faster than the eye can follow, and breathe in a vaccum.


Don't forget.. that Ninja's dodge so much they don't like to be healed by their own team mates. sweatdrop

Rising_Force


Arathian

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:03 am


Rising_Force
Arathian
Ninjas are so badass that, not only can they move faster and jump higher than anyone else, they can also: Avoid a nuclear strike,fly, move faster than the eye can follow, and breathe in a vaccum.


Don't forget.. that Ninja's dodge so much they don't like to be healed by their own team mates. sweatdrop


Ah yes THAT, I'd call it stubborn pride that they use their superior algily to doge it because they don't think they need help, or simply refuse to take it.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:18 pm


Well, I learned that demons can feel love too

Aetherus Rex

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Necro_EX

PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:04 pm


Yohko Naruto
Well, I learned that demons can feel love too


Yup, that we can^^
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:39 pm


I learned that Angels are very stupid and annoying. D: Or just young girls with no boobs that are angels... xD

Icysnowgirl

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:24 am


Let's not forget: the one thing that strikes fear in the heart of demons is ... a Horse Weiner! whee
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:45 am


I'd think a better title for this thread would be 'You play too much Disgaea when....' but eh no changing that.


You play too much Nippon Ichi when...

...your friend starts talking to other people you dont really like, then assume she is plotting to ruin you.

...you start counting you money in 'hel'

...you get sudden stomach cramps during an important event

...you've tried to construct Thursday

...you actually succeed in constucting Thursday

...you start tossing around penguins in hope they blow up.

...you start laughing like Laharl

...you start laughing like Vyers

...you start laughing like Gordon

Kura X


SyphaBelnades

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:08 pm


Kura X

...you start laughing like Laharl

...you start laughing like Vyers

...you start laughing like Gordon[/quote
I do try to imitate those laughs, but I can't.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:21 am


SyphaBelnades

I do try to imitate those laughs, but I can't.


the only one i cant get is Laharl. Vyers and Gordon i can do fine. cool

Kura X


knives3396

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:33 am


Rising_Force
Arathian
Ninjas are so badass that, not only can they move faster and jump higher than anyone else, they can also: Avoid a nuclear strike,fly, move faster than the eye can follow, and breathe in a vaccum.


Don't forget.. that Ninja's dodge so much they don't like to be healed by their own team mates. sweatdrop
very ture and they can dodge lightning and wind lol
PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:16 pm


Angelic Celestia
Let's not forget: the one thing that strikes fear in the heart of demons is ... a Horse Weiner! whee
D: I love you. Marry me? XD

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:45 am


Icysnowgirl
Angelic Celestia
Let's not forget: the one thing that strikes fear in the heart of demons is ... a Horse Weiner! whee
D: I love you. Marry me? XD


I'm already semi-spoken for, friend. sweatdrop
But, thanks. ^^;; *gives glomping* Will that do? ^_^
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