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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:10 am
#1: Old Man of Tin
(Rewritten from:Old Mother Hubbard)
Old Man of Tin
Went to his storage bin
to get his poor avi some clothes,
But when he got there
The storage was bare
And so his poor avi had none.
#2: Old King Cole
Rewritten from: Old King Cole
Old King Cole
Was a hacker who stole,
And a finely dressed avi had he;
He equipped his crown,
And his golden scepter,
and logged his mules on at three.
Then he entered the arena,
With a chibby avi, did he;
With his stolen loot
And my patchwork boot
The contest, he won easily
#3: Mary Had a Little Quest
Rewritten from:Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary Had a Little Quest,
Her dreams could not be sold;
But everytime she checked the price,
She needed much more gold.
Then the price dropped down one day.
She needed still more gold;
So she went to town to play
And hoped it was not sold.
And back to the marketplace,
With all her precious gold.
Quickly, she did race
To see if it was sold.
Where did the item go?
The girl began to cry.
But I accepted your last bid
The vendor did reply.
#4: This Little Avi
(Rewritten from: This Little Piggy)
This Little Avi went to market,
This Little Avi went to towns,
This Little Avi found some gold,
This Little Avi found none,
And this Little Avi cried,
Wee-wee, wee-wee,
I just got banned.
#5: There was an Old Man who Lived in a Castle
(Rewritten from: There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe)
There was an old man who lived in a castle.
He had so many children, it was a hassel.
So he gave them internet,
With parental controls.
Let them play on Gaia,
Untill bedtime arose.
#6: Sing a Song of Internet
(Rewritten from Sing a Song of Sixpence)
Sing a Song of Internet,
A pocket full of gold;
All of my old items,
Have just been sold.
When the marketplace dropped,
Gaians began to sing;
Wasn't that a good deal,
To buy with all my bling?
The avi - in his inventory,
Counting all that sold;
The mule - in the exchange,
Waiting for his gold.
The vendor - pricing items,
Deciding what was sold;
When along came a hacker
And traded all his gold.
#7: Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
Went to Town,
To find some gold coins;
Jack's modem was slow,
So he couldn't go,
And Jill went all alone.
Then DSL Jack got,
And he was on alot,
As much as he was able;
He went to town,
And looked around
And fell in love with cable.
#8: Inflation, It's Soaring
(It's Raining, It's Pouring)
Inflation, It's Soaring,
This is really boring,
He saw a new thread
And read it instead
And couldn't find it in the morning.
#9:Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty tried to make a call
Humpty Dumpty watched the market fall.
He waited and waited and entered his bid
But all the snippers watched as he did.
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1-9 written by Mommi mrgreen
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By Blue_Archer
#10: The Itsy Bitsy Quest
(The Itsy Bitsy Spider)
The itsy bitsy quest started out really cheap,
Up went inflation, and there was no gold to keep.
Out came a new item which was even better,
And now the itsy bitsy quest was for a letter.
By Blue_Archer:
Mods of Gaia
(from Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary)
Oh almighty mods of Gaia,
How many members are there now?
New ones joined and some were banned
And some were abducted with the cow.
............................................................................................................By Golden Raine / Golden Ways: Hey soul, soul The cow and the bull The aliens abducted the core; The MODs worked For the member’s fun And the night became lore.
............................................................................................................By Cpt.JackSparrow:
Jack and Jill
Jack and me
Went to sea
To find some pirate treasure
We sailed on
But it was gone
To Davey Jone's locker
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:32 am
Sing a Song of Internet
Sing a Song of Internet,
A pocket full of gold;
All of my old items,
Have just been sold.
When the marketplace dropped,
Gaians began to sing;
Wasn't that a good deal,
To buy with all my bling?
The avi - in his inventory,
Counting all that sold;
The mule - in the exchange,
Waiting for his gold.
The vendor - pricing items,
Deciding what was sold;
When along came a hacker
And traded all his gold.
rofl rofl rofl rofl
(Sing a Song of Sixpense)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:57 am
This Little Avi
This Little Avi went to market,
This Little Avi went to towns,
This Little Avi found some gold,
This Little Avi found none,
And this Little Avi cried,
Wee-wee, wee-wee,
I just got banned.
rolleyes
(This Little Pig)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:59 am
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
Went to Town,
To find some gold coins;
Jack's modem was slow,
So he couldn't go,
And Jill went all alone.
Then DSL Jack got,
And he was on alot,
As much as he was able;
He went to town,
And looked around
And fell in love with cable.
stressed rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:05 am
Inflation, It's Soaring
Inflation, It's Soaring,
This is really boring,
He saw a new thread
And read it instead
And couldn't find it in the morning.
sweatdrop
(It's Raining, It's Pouring)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:43 pm
rofl rofl Those are so funny! Maybe I'll try one too...
The Itsy Bitsy Quest
The itsy bitsy quest started out really cheap,
Up went inflation, and there was no gold to keep.
Out came a new item which was even better,
And now the itsy bitsy quest was for a letter.
sweatdrop
(The Itsy Bitsy Spider)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:50 pm
rofl.
maybe later.
off to work.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:36 am
Mommi Sing a Song of Internet
Sing a Song of Internet,
A pocket full of gold;
All of my old items,
Have just been sold.
When the marketplace dropped,
Gaians began to sing;
Wasn't that a good deal,
To buy with all my bling? mrgreen
The avi - in his inventory,
Counting all that sold;
The mule - in the exchange,
Waiting for his gold.
The vendor - pricing items,
Deciding what was sold;
When along came a hacker
And traded all his gold. rofl rofl rofl rofl (Sing a Song of Sixpense) That's funny as crap!
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:58 pm
Blue_Archer rofl rofl Those are so funny! Maybe I'll try one too... The Itsy Bitsy QuestThe itsy bitsy quest started out really cheap, Up went inflation, and there was no gold to keep. Out came a new item which was even better, And now the itsy bitsy quest was for a letter. sweatdrop (The Itsy Bitsy Spider)
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:59 pm
xWalkingxDisasterx rofl.
maybe later.
off to work.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:01 pm
da blu moose Mommi Sing a Song of Internet
Sing a Song of Internet,
A pocket full of gold;
All of my old items,
Have just been sold.
When the marketplace dropped,
Gaians began to sing;
Wasn't that a good deal,
To buy with all my bling?
The avi - in his inventory,
Counting all that sold;
The mule - in the exchange,
Waiting for his gold.
The vendor - pricing items,
Deciding what was sold;
When along came a hacker
And traded all his gold. rofl rofl rofl rofl (Sing a Song of Sixpense) That's funny as crap!
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:09 pm
Mommi Blue_Archer rofl rofl Those are so funny! Maybe I'll try one too... The Itsy Bitsy QuestThe itsy bitsy quest started out really cheap, Up went inflation, and there was no gold to keep. Out came a new item which was even better, And now the itsy bitsy quest was for a letter. sweatdrop (The Itsy Bitsy Spider) Thanks! redface I'll try to think of another one! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:12 am
little vincent had a small quest
up came the prices and he forget the rest
out came donatiotns of gold
now little vincent has restated his quest!
(incy wincy spider)
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:10 am
Vincent Valetino little vincent had a small quest up came the prices and he forget the rest out came donatiotns of gold now little vincent has restated his quest! (incy wincy spider)
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:22 am
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty tried to make a call sweatdrop
Humpty Dumpty watched the market fall. sweatdrop
He waited and waited and entered his bid sweatdrop
But all the snippers watched as he did. stressed burning_eyes
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