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 Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:53 am
I know I have been gone for probably..... 2 to 3 weeks...... well I have my reasons...... in fact answers for both sexes....... Both totally true and both given for good reason to each sex.
Ladies:
I've been gone for so long due to mass training at work. I am now a manager. Yay me! Ten dollars raises make you feel shmexy no? Also: my girlfriend has needed my help running errands and fixing junk at her house that her drunk dad has either ignored or broken further. Its all good.... they love me there...... not to mention they give me food..... so I'm usually out and about until 6 am at which time i sleep until 3 then go to work.
Guys:
To sum it all up............. Sex. And free food...... but mostly sex due to the many above mentioned favors.......
Don't deny it........ you'd be proud too if you discovered you had a limit of times per, not only week, but day you could "preform".
But meh. Go on.... berate me. You'd do the same. domokun
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:30 am
Zelkin Centuron I know I have been gone for probably..... 2 to 3 weeks...... well I have my reasons...... in fact answers for both sexes....... Both totally true and both given for good reason to each sex. Ladies: I've been gone for so long due to mass training at work. I am now a manager. Yay me! Ten dollars raises make you feel shmexy no? Also: my girlfriend has needed my help running errands and fixing junk at her house that her drunk dad has either ignored or broken further. Its all good.... they love me there...... not to mention they give me food..... so I'm usually out and about until 6 am at which time i sleep until 3 then go to work. Guys: To sum it all up............. Sex. And free food...... but mostly sex due to the many above mentioned favors....... Don't deny it........ you'd be proud too if you discovered you had a limit of times per, not only week, but day you could "preform". But meh. Go on.... berate me. You'd do the same. domokun *Applause. Both for finding a constant source of sex and being handy around the house for the ladyfolk.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:31 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:35 pm
*applauds* Nicely done sir.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:52 am
3nodding Ya have no idea.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:54 am
Maku Zelkin Centuron I know I have been gone for probably..... 2 to 3 weeks...... well I have my reasons...... in fact answers for both sexes....... Both totally true and both given for good reason to each sex. Ladies: I've been gone for so long due to mass training at work. I am now a manager. Yay me! Ten dollars raises make you feel shmexy no? Also: my girlfriend has needed my help running errands and fixing junk at her house that her drunk dad has either ignored or broken further. Its all good.... they love me there...... not to mention they give me food..... so I'm usually out and about until 6 am at which time i sleep until 3 then go to work. Guys: To sum it all up............. Sex. And free food...... but mostly sex due to the many above mentioned favors....... Don't deny it........ you'd be proud too if you discovered you had a limit of times per, not only week, but day you could "preform". But meh. Go on.... berate me. You'd do the same. domokun *Applause. Both for finding a constant source of sex and being handy around the house for the ladyfolk.* Oh wait. Did I fail to mention she always seems to have booze...... like...... good booze. ALWAYS.................. Think I'm in love. domokun
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:01 pm
Ahhh...sex, food and booze, life truly doesn't get much better then that. xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:57 am
Queen Andais Ahhh...sex, food and booze, life truly doesn't get much better then that. xp Sigh* No my friend it doesn't..................... ..................... Though some day my spleen and my hip bone will mutinize my body...........
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:09 am
well lets hope that doesn't happen in the near future. ohh yeah and nice job with everything wink
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:57 am
Good job.
As for my excuse: Construction is REALLY F&*#ING HARD.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:52 am
you got that right psiko i did it for like one summer stressed it definately takes its toll
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:38 pm
Zelkin Centuron Queen Andais Ahhh...sex, food and booze, life truly doesn't get much better then that. xp Sigh* No my friend it doesn't..................... ..................... Though some day my spleen and my hip bone will mutinize my body........... Well, your spleen doesn't really do much for ya and there is no cure for the hip bone...just live with it and try a different position is all i can offer up.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:43 am
Which ones? whee
I have a list that ahs alot of check marks on it.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:08 am
Zelkin Centuron Which ones? whee I have a list that ahs alot of check marks on it. The one that doesn't hurt your hip? xp How should I know which one that is...i haven't been there for one of your sexual escapades...geez
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