This was a conversation between me and my friend at school. She totally sucks, but don't tell her that.
Me: Hi, Sarah. Wanna listen to my Green Day CD?
Sarah: Sure, do you have BOBD? I'm like, their biggest fan.
Me: Yeah, but is that the only song you know?
Sarah: No, I know Holiday and American Idiot, too.
Me: *Rolling Eyes*Oh wow. Do you like any songs on Dookie?
Sarah: Dookie?
Me: Yeah, their most famous CD?
Sarah: Oh my
God, Soleil! Just because I love Green Day doesn't mean I have to know all of their CDs and songs.
Me: Um, you should at least know their most famous CD. Haven't you ever heard of Basket Case or even Good Riddance?
Sarah: What's Good Riddance?
Me: *Sings Good Riddance*
Sarah: Oh my God, Soleil! That's not even called Good Riddance, duh! It's Time Of Your Life!
Me: Biggest Fan. Right. And I'm the
Queen of England.