It's not mine, but it's something that must be done.
This guy, this guy's ego is... HUGE and STUPID. His art is equally BAD AND STUPID. I want him down. I want him destroyed. I want him BEGGING FOR MERCY. But I want it done with class. I want you guys to critique this s**t:
http://www.deviantart.com/view/36867271/PARTICULARLY this piece. Read the CG's info as well, the little blurb. Then tell him what he deserves. He needs to be bashed. Destroyed. Obliterated. This is my utmost wish. At least one of you, grant it to me.