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 Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:22 pm
Okay all the crew can delete this if they want, but i thought there should be a random spam topic just because some people yearn for them. I personally dont but this is for you, poor lost souls of the netherlands.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:17 pm
xd It's fine, you're not restricted to only on topic threads. But now that you've made a thread like this, any others will be deleted ninja
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:31 pm
good for me! now any other spam threads will bow down to my spam thread*evil laugh*
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:20 pm
I would like to give a reading to the First Church of Spam (Reformed) from the book of Detritus.
Detritus 13:45-19,243
And God did create the Spam, and the people saw it, and the peasants threw down their scythes and wept, and there was much rejoicing. But the atheists denied this miracle, saying This Spam be not holy, and God saw this. And He did send down the angels to they who had accepted this the most holiest of gifts, and yet the atheists and the pagans saw naught of this new miracle, for God does not prove to those who would not have faith. And the atheists and the pagans did ask What angels do you see? But none would answer them, for they were seeing the angels in their holy mini-skirts and halter tops, and they were much aroused. And the angels did see the atheists in their time of desperation, and they did present their automatic machine guns, and they did give unto them many rounds of holy ammunition, and the atheists and the pagans were slew, and there was much gnashing of teeth.
*closes book* Amen.
Now, let us contemplate how this may be twisted to say that homosexuals should be denied the right to marriage.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:48 pm
I now officially hold the most recent post in all of the threads that can be posted on right now. Yep, all 5 of 'em. A winner is me.
Btw, I bet none of you know what detritus is.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:12 pm
Nadils Head I now officially hold the most recent post in all of the threads that can be posted on right now. Yep, all 5 of 'em. A winner is me. Btw, I bet none of you know what detritus is.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:52 am
qUe'? I dont care about anything...just my precious
*starts rubbing all books, with SoUE 6 at the front*
*with a ghastly voice and a hug to his books:*
My Precious Hee Hee Hee
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:55 pm
GAH!
Grim Grotto! Ending! Evil! Must! Have! Next! Book!
*whimper...whimper* gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:36 pm
Bryn McCardell GAH!Grim Grotto! Ending! Evil! Must! Have! Next! Book!
*whimper...whimper* gonk
I KNOW! I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT KIT SNICKET!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:59 pm
Divine_Maiden Bryn McCardell GAH!Grim Grotto! Ending! Evil! Must! Have! Next! Book!
*whimper...whimper* gonk
I KNOW! I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT KIT SNICKET!
Bad girl who I can't say who is who because it's spoilerific!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:04 pm
I added a rule...because I can.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:37 pm
Erk! Don't tell me! I still haven't been able to get my hands on it yet!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:44 pm
Nadils Head Erk! Don't tell me! I still haven't been able to get my hands on it yet!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:53 pm
Bryn McCardell Nadils Head Erk! Don't tell me! I still haven't been able to get my hands on it yet! It's friggin' impossible to find the books where I live anyway. I pretty much have to wait until the Wal-Mart near my house gets them. Oh, and detritus is dead crap that sinks to the bottom of the ocean and gets eaten by bacteria. In case you were wondering.
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