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Eloqui
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 am


That Crappy Story Thingy
Jus a lil something me and a friend put togeter a while back. Most of it's mine though ^^. If you wanna add something just go on and post it and I'll put it into the main thingy later.

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TheVoicesCollaboration

Lockie: "So why are we in this Forrest anyway?"
Moogle: "To find the cave of infinate doom of coures!"
Lockie:"... Right... And we are doing that because?"
Moogle: "Because it's got tresure in it... DUH!"
Lockie:"... and you know this how?"
Moogle: "Where else do you think some one would go and hide magical tresure?"
Lockie:"... awww nuts! from here on out I choose the adventures!"
Moogle: "Hay ah.. Lockie."
Lockie:"AH! What Now?"
Moogle: "Are we lost?"
Lockie:"... Oh god!
Moogle: oh no.
Lockie: Was that sarcastic or am i imagining it?
moogle: OH NO!
lockie:better.
Lockie: i know in the stories we are supposed to stay in one place, and then curiosity overcomes us and we wend up even more terribly lost.
Moogle: yeah?
Lockie: so i guess thats what we should do.
Moogle: Youre so smart.

Lockie glares at him

Moogle: OH YOU ARE SO DAMN SMART!
lockie: Better.
Lockie:what was that?
Moogle: What was what?
Lockie:something just touched me!
Moogle:dont be scared i will protect you.
Lockie: IT WAS YOU WASNT IT?
moogle:......

Moogle: "Wow, thats some naty soundin' gas you got there Lockie?"
Lockie:"...that was'nt me"
Moogle:"Now, now lockie, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It is only natural."

Moogle:" But could maby go over there and do it cause-
Lockie:" Shhhhht!"
Moogle:" Oh now your just being catty!"
Lockie:"Shut up would you!"
Moogle:"Reeeeew, hissss!"


A hidious monster drops out of a tree and lands infront of our two heros.

Monster:"BURUGURU!"
Moogle:"WTF"
Lockie:" ARRRRRR KILL IT!"
Moogle:"... Why?"
Lockie:".... Look at it! It's freaking hidious!"

Moogle tilts it's head slightly.

Moogle:" Actually... I think it's kinda cute.
Lockie:"... uh... well... lets just kill it anyway!
Moogle:"And how do you think he'd feel about that?"
Lockie:" Come on Moogle, anything THAT damn ugly WANT'S to die!"
Moogle:"No! I wont let you do it!"
Lockie:". Okay then... Moogle there is a spider on you head!

| /
0.o (<-- Thats Moogles face)

Moogle:"ARRRRRRRRRRR!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!"
Lockie:"Awlright ugly! COME GET SOME!!! ..Moogle I said Quite touching me!
Moogle (off in the distance):"ARRRR! HEAD FOR THE HILLS THE SPIDERS ARE COMING TO REAP THE HORRIBLE SPIDERY REVENGE!!!"
Lockie:"... uh... Moogle?"

Lockie looks behind him to meet face to face with another hidious monster.

Lockie:"... Awwww nuts!"

Meanwhile a short while off two rather suspisious looking characters look on our heros.

Wedge(looking through binoculars):"Fwa ha ha ha! The monsters are doing there job perfectly! All we have to do is wait till they finish off those helpless strangers, whistle them back, and then pick-pocket whats left!"
Biggs:"This was a great plan Wedge... but... can I... mabey use the whistle this time?"
Wedge:"What? No! Of coures you can't!"
Biggs:"Awwwww come on pleeeeas!."
Wedge:"I said NO! Leave me alone!"
Biggs:"Hmph!"
Wedge:"But damn those things are ugly, and they smell foul."
Biggs:"Hay Wedge... Do you think those things have... sex?"

Wedge Lowers the binoculars and smiles wickedly.

Wedge:"Hard up for a date huh!"
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:53 am


LMAO! *claps* I LOVE Final fantasy, you dog you! *twaps* ITs so cute. And wedge and biggs are my fav in FF8. They are freking retard in FF8 ^^

A Mistake Called Love
Captain


Eloqui
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:15 am


mrgreen Jeah I was stuck for names so I just went and... borrowed... FF ones.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:12 am


Pvt.:Hey sarge your looking handsome today.
Sarge: I fell handsome... today.
Guy In background: Hey guys I just heard I'm going to be a dad.
Guy in background gets shot in the head


Bob: You touch soldiers in their sleep.
Tim: I didn't wake you now did I?


Good job.

Ponder Bear
Crew

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