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You people are very lucky because this is the first time anyone outside the show's cast has ever seen the script to the first episode of the Office. The Office is my new online series where is use Counter-Strike characters as characters and I give them voices and actions. My crew consists of many people, including myself, who have worked hard to make this. I am the one who writes the script and does all the work and they just do the voices. Here is the script of the first episode.

Rock: And that’s how you find Waldo
Rover: But why is Waldo hiding?
Rock: Because he doesn’t want to catch your stupid
Rover: Oh
Mark enters from main entrance
Mark: Guys! Guys! I’ve got the Hostages
Rover: AAH TERRORIST
Rover takes Deagle and shoots Mark in the leg
Hostage 1: RUN AWAY HES GOT A GUN
Hostage 2: QUICK BACK TO THE TERRORISTS
Mark: What the hell did you do that for?
Rover: Oh its just Mark… Don’t worry Sarge I got him for you
Rock: Son you ok?
Mark: Yeah I’m fine… but do I get a cheap shot at Rover?
Rock: No you don’t
Mark: Aw
Zooms To The Terrorist’s Side
Johnny: And that’s the story of how I saved Christmas
Carbon: You just made that up didn’t you?
Johnny: Nope
Carbon: Then how did the Easter Bunny lose to Brad Pitt in a Kung-Fu
fight to the death?
Johnny: That is another story that will have to wait until tomorrow
Carbon: You are such an idiot
Both Rock And Carbon At The Same Time: You Are So Stupid
From Distance: Hup Hup Hup Hup Hup
Alpha Squad: Reporting For Duty
Carbon: Who are you?
Alpha Squad scattered: Alpha Squad
Carbon: Great More Morons
Zooms Back To Counter-Terrorists
Rock: I’m not sure I want you on this mission
Mark: Why not?
Rock: Because sometimes you freak out
Mark: Like when?
Rock: De_Dust
Flashback and Rock, Mark and John are all walking together when a
Terrorists walk out with knives
Terrorist 1: Hello Friends
Mark: AAAH
Mark Starts Killing Them Then Turns Around And Kills John
Rock: That was John, he was a rookie, it was his first time out!
Mark: Good point
Mark Walks Up To Johns Body And Shoots It
Back To Reality
Rock: Or that time I asked you to pick up burgers
Flashback To McDonalds And A HE Grenade Goes Through The Window And
Mark Jumps In With A TMP Killing Everyone And Jumps On The Counter With
A Gun At The Cashiers Head
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like?
Mark sinisterly: A burger
Cashier: Would you like froes with that?
Mark: Yeah
Cashier: Super-size It?
Mark yelling: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?
Mark Shoots The Cashier
Mark yelling: WELL WHO’S FAT NOW PIGGY?
Back To Reality
Mark: Ok I freaked out once or twice
Rock: Boo
Mark fires gun in the air screaming
Mark: AHHHH

The first episode is not that good and there are more to come and with great lines like "God likes me more than you." "How is watching five hours of Power Rangers combat training?" "Your trying to make a liquor store run by zombies?" "If he doesn't get a warm hot pocket in the next five minutes his stomach will explode." "OMG NOOB I OWNZORS YOU!" "But Sarge It wasn't Meeeeeee!" "Why are we digging for the magical gummy bear cavern again?" "Grenades! Grenades! Grenades... b***h!" "I can't see with my eyes closed?" "Problem solved! You are just stupid!" (Ok these are not that good but when you hear them they will be funny.)

LOL. Brad Pit and hte easter bunny XD ... I vote ... easter bunny. >>