I’m sick of all these dreary days,
Sick of all their boring ways.
Sick of my sleepy, lifeless state.
Sick of my anger, sick of my hate!
I need energy, let me think…
I know, I’ll have a Red Bull drink!
Oh joy, oh bliss!
What the hell is this?
Pink balloons, champagne bubbles,
Goodbye fears and goodbye troubles.
Purple daisies, polka-dot roses,
Warn feeling from my head to my toeses.
Citrus, strawberry, soapy flavor,
Prompting such a blithe behavior.
Can’t sit still, I’ve got to run!
Ha, ha, ha, this stuff is fun!
Golden sparkles, silver clouds,
Glorious sun shining over the crowds.
Fireworks, fiz, all wonderful things!
Red Bull really gives you wings!
Stars and moons and heavens above!
Down with the hate, spread the love!
There’s a window, smash it with a brick!
There’s a fat guy, hit him with a stick!
This stuff makes me laugh and cry,
If this is heaven, can’t wait to die.
Down some more, come on, let’s go!
Kittens, puppies, sun, and snow.
Have some more, don’t get in a fit!
This Red Bull is darn good…whatsit?
Shooting stars, flaming debris,
Give over some more, no, to ME!
Candy raining from the sky,
Fields of sugar, my oh my!
What’s a brain, who needs to think?
Billowing clouds, a glorious pink!
Silky rainbow colored fluff…
Give me some more of that Red Bull stuff!
Wads of money, diamond rings.
Red Bull really gives you wings!
Coppery color, silky smooth.
Get going, come on and move!
Peaches, apples, oranges too.
Better than Coke or Mountain Dew,
Better than drugs, better than bed.
This Red Bull stuff takes over the head…
You want some too? It’s better than wine?
Well you can’t have it…it’s all MINE!
Feet! Feet! Feet!
Feel the beat!
Pulsing carbohydrate master,
Makes me feel good, makes me faster!
Treasure, jewels, riches galore!
Come on now, give me MORE!
Hee, hee, hee, Outrun them all!
Take a simple jump and fall,
Into a pool of teddy bears,
Take the risks and take the dares,
Shining lights, colorful scenes,
Berry reds, forest greens,
Beeps and buzzes, rattles and dings,
Red Bull really gives you wings!
Happy and free,
Look at me,
Wake up asleep and sleep awake,
To take is to add and to add is to take.
Power; energy coursing through my veins,
Who gives what it does, or what it contains?
Hyper, hyper, hyper, that’s what I be!
Who tried to kill her mom? Oops…that was me.
Twist an arm and bend a leg…
It’s okay, there’s Red Bull in the keg.
Over the edge of the glass it flows,
The coppery, carbonated liquid glows…
Uh oh, gone, I’d better bolt.
By the way…who’s up for jolt
