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 Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:31 pm
I found this generator, and it made me laugh, so I generated this story for our guild. Of course, I modified it a bit here and there...
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Nova was having a happy normal day in The Doomishly Fun Guild of Variety and Randomness and Muffinosity. She had posted with her best friends Asterisk and Quinty, and made a couple fun new games. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered tortilla chips in her inbox - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.
'I bet it was Emmy,' said Asterisk. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the guild holiday party with Hito.' Nova sighed.
'Did you read the Muffinosity times?' said Quinty. 'There was an article about Kyandesu, who shocked everyone when she wore hot pink and skipped about happily.'
'Really?' said Nova. 'Can I read the article?'
Quinty gave it to her.
The Muffinosity times has heard rumors that Kyandesu is back after the shock of many years ago when she wore hot pink and skipped about happily. This is not true. Kyandesu is in the real world.
Nova scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and Kyandesu were alike - they both loved VRM.
Nova went to sleep feeling very troubled. When she got back online, there was something new in her inbox. She opened it and screamed. It was full of tortilla chips. There was also a note.
To Nova. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, Kyandesu.
Who could it be? Was it really Kyandesu or someone closer to her? Nova suspected everyone - Emmy of course, who always sneered at her. Hito, even though he was the dreamiest boy in The Doomishly Fun Guild of Variety and Randomness and Muffinosity. She even suspected Quinty who had a great love for tortilla chips and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Asterisk who had been her friend since they were small children.
The night before the guild holiday party, Nova went with Asterisk to the Guild Forum, and they discovered it was empty. Nova was pleased to have Asterisk with her, because she was very nervous about Kyandesu, as well as avoiding Hito, Quinty, and Emmy. 'Isn't it strange,' said Asterisk. 'How much we have in common?'
Nova remembered that they both loved VRM. She became uneasy. 'Asterisk, don't you have family in the real world?'
Asterisk laughed manically. She threw some tortilla chips at Nova, then attacked her with a bunch of muffins, and Nova was forced to fight back with her randomness. She blocked Asterisk and asked Hito and Quinty for help, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.
'We came to save you from Asterisk,' said Quinty.
The next day they discovered that Asterisk had died horribly. Nova was sad - Asterisk had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the guild holiday party with Hito, much to the dismay of Emmy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:04 pm
Ooooh! It's such a shame that Asterisk died. My condolensces to her. Of course she's dead so... Well my condolensces to her family.
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Quintessentially_Hopeless Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:41 am
<_<
>_>
*hides muffin machine gun*
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:43 pm
-eats muffin machine gun- I really hope that was made of muffins...
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Quintessentially_Hopeless Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:47 pm
Actually...It just shot muffins out of it...O_O
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:30 pm
eek Well... At least I got the muffin ammo part of it...
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Quintessentially_Hopeless Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:26 am
Whee!
That's always fun!
@.@
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:25 am
O.o
What link is that to the genorator?
Can we post stuff as well? Heres this one (I hope you don't mind, but I put in Emeralds name)
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Kitten. Kitten was 14 years old and lived in chicken curry, La-la town. While walking home from school one day, a Neon pink kitten jumped out from behind a Giant muffin of doom and tackled Kitten to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Kitten realized that the Neon pink kitten was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Kitten decided to keep the Neon pink kitten as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Neon pink kitten ''EmeraldFury.'' When Kitten and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Kitten's mother, Momma. And boy was she surprised to see a Neon pink kitten following Kitten into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Momma. ''It's a Neon pink kitten,'' answered Kitten. ''Dah, I can see that, Kitten, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Momma. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Kitten. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Momma. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Neon pink kittens. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Kitten grabbed EmeraldFury by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Kitten and EmeraldFury played and played, that is until Kitten's favorite television show, ''Ze Muffin show,'' started. At that point Kitten forgot all about EmeraldFury having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Muffin show,'' when Kitten was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''BLOODY FISHPIE!! Kitten! Get your Donkey in the doom room...NOW!!'' With that Kitten rushed into the doom room to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the doom room, there stood her father, Dada, pointing toward the gran's rocking chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Kitten followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the gran's rocking chair, was the biggest pile of kitten doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Dada. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Kitten knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep EmeraldFury for a pet. So without hesitation, Kitten set out to find where EmeraldFury was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Kitten discovered EmeraldFury crouched beneath the table that Kitten did her poking on. ''Come on, EmeraldFury, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the gran's rocking chair!'' scolded Kitten. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet kitten!! And with that Kitten led EmeraldFury out of the house and down to the local bakery. They had a pet section and Kitten knew the owner would find EmeraldFury a good home. So after saying good-bye to EmeraldFury, and thanking the owner of bakery, Kitten walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen liquidised muffinss. But Kitten's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Kitten suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:01 am
-applauds-
Yay, Imma kitty.
And a neon pink one, too!
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:49 pm
I wonder what Hector (My kitty) would look like if he was neon pink...
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Quintessentially_Hopeless Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:38 am
EmeraldFury -applauds- Yay, Imma kitty. And a neon pink one, too!
Has anyone heard of a show called Eastenders? You can star in your own episode (Sort of) here.
Or you could alos have a wedding.
I'd make a full guild episode, but I only know Emerald so far. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:53 am
Hee.
That was fun, though a bit confusingly English.
But in an awesome way.
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Quintessentially_Hopeless Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:32 pm
>.< I remember that show... I never watched it, but the theme song annoyed me. Instead I watched Crossroads, and I missed the wedding because I had to move to America!
Is it sad that I still remember a lot about a soap opera I watched five years ago?
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:25 am
Quintessentially_Hopeless >.< I remember that show... I never watched it, but the theme song annoyed me. Instead I watched Crossroads, and I missed the wedding because I had to move to America! Is it sad that I still remember a lot about a soap opera I watched five years ago?
Crossroads has been cancelled over here though.
I prefer Coranation Street to be honest.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:56 pm
(Quinty, at Emmy's house) No! It was such an awesome soap! Not that I could have watched it anyway... What's Cornation Street about? I never watched it...
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