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 Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:23 pm
Inspired by: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2429498/1/Having read this fanfiction, I suppose I've just gotten curious, really. But the author does make a good point: "exactly where does Sasuke get all of his new, Uchiha printed clothes?" The Uchiha family is, in theory, dead. I'd like to think a professional Uchiha tailor made the clothes and ran his own shop before, um, yeahyouknow. My inspired crack theory? Sasuke makes them. That's right. Uchiha Sasuke sews his own clothes. I also think every article of clothing he owns has the infamous Uchiha signia. Uchiha printed socks, Uchiha printed pajamas, Uchiha printed boxers. 8D Oh I can go on. So, spin off on your own crack. Discussion:Sasuke's clothes Sasuke sews his own clothes. Sakura making him sew her own clothes. 8D Sasuke's ATTIRE during his Chuunin match at Gaara. (I was laughing for a week when I first saw it.) Anything else.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:07 pm
Sasuke's clothes.
Sasuke where's very...unique clothes. They're pretty hard to describe. I think the only way to really point them out is the infamous fan on every article. Don't you think it's a little...I dunno, excessive to where that many fans? That's like a full-time protesting job against Itachi or something, I guess...
Sasuke sews his own clothes.
Yeah, I can definitely see that happening. It's like he doesn't sleep and they do a Behind the Scenes with Uchiha Sasuke TV show or something and it shows him wearing one of those nanny aprons and he's sewing. Maybe he just embroiders on clothes he just bought or something...
Sakura making him sew her own clothes.
Sasuke ought to turn his extreme sewing ability into a career, because the ladies are obviously wanting to show their undivided loyalty towards the guy! Seriously...he'd make a butt load of cash from that!
Sasuke's ATTIRE during his Chuunin match with Gaara.
Yeah...I remember when I first saw that. I remember thinking Is that, like...a leotard or something? I couldn't help but think that maybe Sakura might hav a little issue with the whole freakish clothes issue. Sasuke might have gotten his idea from Lee and he was too into being unique, so he made it black instead of green. xd
Anything else.
Sasuke would probably sew the symbol on his childrens' diapers, too. But, I have found something that doesn't have a fan on it! His headband! The reason he doesn't wear it is because he got pissed that the fabric was too odd to sew on! Poor Sasuke and his unsewable headband! sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:08 pm
No, no, no, dear imogen. xD
You see, Sasuke has a computer. Yes, he does. <3 And he has a printer. And a printing program.
And IRON-ON PAPER to go INTO the printer.
And because the Uchiha symbol is saved into his computer on his printer program, his little design is printed from the printer onto the iron-on paper!
Then he takes his favorite shirt, puts it on his ironing board, sticks that little design on the back, and presses the iron!
And TADA! Sasuke no has Uchiha fans ALL OVER his wardrobe!
And when he marries Sakura, he will claim that it's a woman's job to iron, so SHE will have to get on the computer, print the design...yadda yadda...AND IRON!
XD That's IIA's theory! *hit with a baseball bat*
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:19 pm
ranningu Sasuke sews his own clothes.Yeah, I can definitely see that happening. It's like he doesn't sleep and they do a Behind the Scenes with Uchiha Sasuke TV show or something and it shows him wearing one of those nanny aprons and he's sewing. Maybe he just embroiders on clothes he just bought or something... Oh, that would be awesome. I wish there had been a crack episode focusing on Sasuke's house-life. D: ranningu Sasuke's ATTIRE during his Chuunin match with Gaara.Yeah...I remember when I first saw that. I remember thinking Is that, like...a leotard or something? I couldn't help but think that maybe Sakura might hav a little issue with the whole freakish clothes issue. Sasuke might have gotten his idea from Lee and he was too into being unique, so he made it black instead of green. xd :imagines Sasuke in Lee's Green Spandex suit: *_____*
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:21 pm
Remedi No, no, no, dear imogen. xD
You see, Sasuke has a computer. Yes, he does. <3 And he has a printer. And a printing program.
And IRON-ON PAPER to go INTO the printer.
And because the Uchiha symbol is saved into his computer on his printer program, his little design is printed from the printer onto the iron-on paper!
Then he takes his favorite shirt, puts it on his ironing board, sticks that little design on the back, and presses the iron!
And TADA! Sasuke no has Uchiha fans ALL OVER his wardrobe!
And when he marries Sakura, he will claim that it's a woman's job to iron, so SHE will have to get on the computer, print the design...yadda yadda...AND IRON!
XD That's IIA's theory! *hit with a baseball bat* Like stick-ons! mad D But I think it's cuter imagining a chibi!Sasuke trying to sew his clothes. Sakura does too.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:35 pm
It is. XD
And my comment on the chuunin exam outfit: No zipper, no buttons. One piece suit. HOW DO YOU PEE, SASUKE?! D:
...Okay I don't really wanna know. xD
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:50 pm
I think he has, like, millions of these Uchiha emblems, and orders other people to sew them on his clothing if he doesn't do it himself.
I mean, look at his time-jump outfit. I highly doubt Orochimaru stole that from the Uchiha clan before they were all killed. Either Sasuke threatened Kabuto into sewing a little symbol on the back -- that's what his backpack was filled with! Little emblems! -- or sewed it on himself.
@Iia: Um. There's a little zipper on the side, but.. er. That's just strange to think about..
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:12 pm
Iia- It....must be a very stretchy suit. xD
Kairi- He probably threatened Kabuto. How else would they get Sasuke to wear the a**-bow?
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:45 pm
I agree with imogen. Sasuke has a sense of style...i doubt we wore that retard bow by choice. ._.
Still, I've always wanted to know, why must the Uchiha symbol look like a Pokeball?
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:40 pm
I say he buys the clothes and then he has stock on little iron on of the Uchiha fan symbol, it took me for ever to figure out that it was a fan...... to this day I still swear that it is a fishing bobber. LOL
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:17 pm
underworld-girl Still, I've always wanted to know, why must the Uchiha symbol look like a Pokeball? That's what I thought too! sweatdrop imagines pikachu in Sasuke's outfit
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:45 pm
Sasuke's clothes
~That Uchiha fan sign is everywhere rolleyes I dream about them sometimes sweatdrop
Sasuke sews his own clothes.
~That be soooooooo funny he must be a pro
Sakura making him sew her own clothes. 8D
~That be even funny
Sasuke's ATTIRE during his Chuunin match at Gaara.
~That oufit scary me a little how did he get in that?
Anything else.
~Sasuke need better outfits than blue and black
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:56 pm
I was drawing Uchiha fans all over my notebook one day, and my seatmate leans over and asks...
...wait for it...
Boom.
"Why are you drawing MUSHROOMS?"
And obviously, I fell over, anime style.
And about that black jumpsuit thing? Guess what, I have a crack theory.
Sasuke: I need to get stronger, so I can beat Gaara at the Exams ( and show Sakura how kick-a** I am twisted ).
Sasuke: But what can make me stronger?
Sasuke: *snaps* Copying that Green Beast guy, Lee, always helped me. Heck, I'm already copying his taijutsu... so why not copy everything else that I can?
Sasuke: But what makes him so strong?
Sasuke: *turns to Lee* I know.
Sasuke: SHARINGAN!
And we know the rest. blaugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:41 am
Akiru chan I say he buys the clothes and then he has stock on little iron on of the Uchiha fan symbol, it took me for ever to figure out that it was a fan...... to this day I still swear that it is a fishing bobber. LOL
@imogen: XD Stretchy is the new trend.
@Kairi: There's a zipper? o-o Really?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:46 am
..Am I the only one who thinks Sasuke looks good in his outfit during his Chuunin match? >>;; Sasuke looks good in anything. Put him in a dress, he'll still look pretty xD
..This may be a weird thought, but would a Uchiha baby have Uchiha printed diapers?
Or if anyone got sick of the Uchiha emblem. For example, what if Itachi got sick of it? He woke up one day, he suddenly thought Red Clouds were obviously better than a white and red Uchiwa fan and killed the whole clan because of it? >>;;
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