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Ever had a moment where you've just been so embarrased that you've just wanted to die? Well, post it here so we can laugh at you too xd
It's all in good sport.

O_O; Your crotchs name is johnny.... men actually name that sutff eek Well I dont know about you all... but most embarassing is when bring an extra pair of clothes to wear to school and when your walking to the bathroom somethin' drops in the middle of the hall way. I really didn't notice then when I got dressed I heard alot of commotion. So I go to check it out, thinking its gonna be a brawl but it turns out its all laughter. So I kindly ask a guy that was in the front of the girls bathroom what happened and then I end up hearing for myself. I turn around and some guy is waving my bra around and laughing. =_=;;; Then the guy is all like, 'who's is this?' And I'm all .... Oh ******** I'm ruined just laugh it off because these people think that your boos are to small to wear a bra.

So I laugh and then say how sorry I feel for the 'person'. The guy in the front of the bathroom said that I dropped the bra on the floor while I was walking inside. I kindly [ jeah kindly my a**... I cussed him out >> ] told him it wasn't mine as the idiot with it puts it on his chest and then takes it off and leaves it on the floor. Eventually someone threw it away... which was kinda ******** up cause it was my sexy one [I got more anyway HA!] but jeah.... It sucked alot. ;-; crying

LMFAO... I guess, but oh well... I couldn't really fit the bra then anyway... I just now started growing a chest... >> I could actually go to school before without wearing a bra. x-x; [ Is happy she has something to cover up now. ]

lets see I have to say the most embarassing thing that I have been forced to life with over and over again is when my mother tells my friends about her and my dad's first night in bed she has done with a number of times and said it infront of two girlfirends that now im just friends with (this had nothing to do with us breaking up) so yeah that would have to take the cake on embarassing moments for me

LMAO god we're losers ^^ .... or I am >>;;; jeah its just me... =_=;

notice how all of nesiko's mishaps happened to be linked to me... ;-; I have the worse luck, getting attacked, spit on, flattened, etc ... ;-; >> crying shes the luckier one out of us two... except that once...

*laughs menacingly and begins to bring up Nesiko's embarassing moment she forgot to tell them*

Hey chief... remember the time when we went to shop rite with stephen and them.... you ran into a shelf full of pickled relish and knocked it off. Then you tried to catch it and another jar fell and hit it out of your hands breaking both of them. Then you were all like.. "s**t!" and just after another one hit the floor. LMAO Stephens parents were all like "...uhhh gotta jet" and left us there to deal with the mess. That is until all of us started to disburst away from the mess.... the walking turned to running of course and we ran our asses outta there. LMAO. Afterwards she began spilling things, breaking stuff, dropping things, leaving things at home.... she has bad luck too ^^

It also really sucked when my friend was framed and got arrested in front of my parents. It took my a month to get their heads back to thinking he's an ok kid.

Well at a track meet once I lost my shoe and I went under the bleachers to find it. Trying not to get my sock dirty I hopped on one foot. My friend found my shoe and I couldn't see the bar infront of me because I was squinting because it was rather dark so I jumped and my head slammed into the bar. I tried getting up but was unbelivably dizzy. I collapsed on the floor my head bleeding a nice crimson color and getting my hair all bloody (This is what I based Pensuke's fall off of.) and people rushing around me. There were so many rumors of me jumping off the bleachers and my favorite rumor is that some guy hit me in the head with a bat. I tried getting up again but they held me down to the ground and called the paramedics. The paramedics thought I broke my neck so they put a cast on me but they thought I was some sort of mental patient because I kept telling them I didn't want to go to the hospital but they tied me to a plank of something and I couldn't get away. On top of that they took my favorite sweatshirt and cut it in half because they thought I couldn't breath. (THAT WAS MY FAVORITE GODDAMN SWEATSHIRT!!!!) I whistled while they lifte me up and took me away so they thought I was really crazy. Then on the ride over the thought for sure I was a mental patient because I took the time to tell them my plans of taking over the US . (My plan would actually work if I could get one airplane but I have not raised enough money for it... but almost. On top of that I need to buy a couple more things.) They took me into a room and they were going to put staples in my head. They didn't shave my head or anything but the nurse put in too much numbing into my body and my body rejected it so I felt every single staple slamming into my head. Although my friends thought it was really cool that I got staples in my head. A random bunch of people walked up to me and said "Hey weren't you the guy who went to the hospital?" I nodded my head and explained the story then they said "No you should tell people you got them while doing a chick and wrestling a crocodile." Well whenever girls asked me if they could see them they would scream right into my ear and it really hurt hearing them screaam. I told all the girls you can only see them if you promise not to scream... but they did anyway.


(THE HOSPITAL IS STILL FOR PUSSIES! scream )

LMAO! Reminds me of the first night Nesiko spent at my place. It was like 7 am, we stayed up till 2 the other day and I was ******** tired. I hear this low loud rumbling that sounds like a mix between someone grinding up trees in therain forest and my dish washer running. My heart started beating faster cause I was kinda scared. So I roll over and look down my bunk-bed, [ I shared a room with my older sister and she slept on the floor on an air mat ] Nesiko was snoring and stuff. first things that popped up was wth? Cause she had told me she snores when she has a cold, FYI I was to stupid to notice the bag of cough drops she brought and her sniffling. So there I had to make it stop, to lazy to climb down and prod at her face, I rolled over to the corner of my bed, grabbing a small teddy and launched it at her face, missing and hitting her arm. I couldn't help but chuckle slightly as she twitched, the snoring paused. So I continued to watch to see what happened. Well, bad luck, the teddy rolled off from her arm, completely failing its task and she started up, this time sounding like a motor boat in a swamp. My stomach lurched at the sound, strike two, I grabbed another teddy, slightly bigger then the other and chucked away, this one landed square in her face. Still no sign of stopping. After about several toy chucks it left me with my last teddy, the size of half my body. I had, had it with the noise and threw this one with a bit more force. It landed on her fcae, covering her neck up. I had to laugh out loud, and I covered my mouth. I was scared she was gonna get up and kick my a** for the bear bombing. Instead she still slept, her snoring stopped. I went down to take it off her head and she started again. I got real upset and decided to prod her until she woke up. >> Finally after getting up she stopped. This whole thing went from 7 am to 8:15 am... and hour and 15 minutes of sheer racket. >>.... it was horrible.