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 Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:52 pm
Vote here only.
"Those damn jailkeepers. Keep getting themselves shot."
A not-so-suave girl wearing a slick black leather one-piece with bunny ears strutted into the house of the damned - otherwise known as jail. She quickly examined her surroundings, then raised her finger to her chin and pondered momentarily.
With her exorbitant mystery face nicely fitted, the girl almost twirled around, staring at her hand, towards the window, back at her hand, and then at the window again.
She finally drew her hand to point at the reason she was staring; a uniformed officer climbing through the window. "You!" the girl exclaimed, "What are you doing in my investigation?!"
Startled, the officer fell off the tower of boxes she'd been climbing upon and landed with a thud. She had developed a habit of entering through the window to avoid things being thrown at her, even though there were no jailbirds around.
As the officer stood up, the girl continued, "Damn, these people just don't get it!"
"A-and who are... who ARE you?!" the officer responded.
The girl's frown turned into a smile. She turned around, her orange hair ribbon dancing in the brief gust of wind blowing through the window.
"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, ultra detective," she continued, winking as she performed inane hand gestures. "There's gotta be some weird people coming in here! Aliens? Sliders?"
"N-no, just people falsely accused of being the snip-"
"That's great! Murderous intent is such a mysterious thing, don't you think?"
The officer simply stared. She didn't know whether to laugh or arrest this mad woman.
"In any case," Haruhi pointed at the door. "Leave. You're ruining the fun!"
'Ugh, she's so annoying. I hope she eats a rotten muffin and dies.'
The officer, stunned, slowly walked towards the door. She then opened it and ran for her life.
Haruhi grinned, praising herself aloud through the jail as her voice echoed.
Meanwhile, the officer arrived home to a lovely gift on her doorstep - muffins. She picked up a muffin, took a bite, fell down the stairs, and died instantly.
She should have read the note: "Love, Haruhi."
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:26 am
I #7, Aoriana, think that the sniper is #4, Xx A y u m i k o xX.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:21 am
I #3, OMG its Luisito, think that the Sniper is #2 DemonxVega.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:38 pm
I #4, Xx A y u m i k o xX, think that the Sniper is, #6 Splitter4. If I could I would, but I can’t, but you can… 
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:44 pm
I, 01. WalkingxDead think the sniper is 08. Semjaza Azazel.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:51 pm
Unfortunately these votes were inconclusive, and I didn't receive any information from people who are supposed to bare roles, so I had no choice but to use a random number generator for each. I sincerely hope this will NOT repeat itself next round.
Thanks for voting, those of you who did~!
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