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 Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:45 pm
Ok. So as some of you know..Jai and I are putting together the MTV Twilight that Jerenie_06 thought of.
All credit belongs to her..although, Jai and I would like to claim out voices..if you don't mind, that is. razz
So we will be keeping you up to date with that.
Remember, this is a parody..nothing like the real thing...and I'm already going to say now..sorry that it'll suck. Jai's voice is excellent..but I'm having a hard time putting it together..>.>;;
Post 1- Explaining what this thread is all about... ~You are here~
Post 2- Updates on how it is comming along.
Post 3- The 'script' for this whole thing. (Credit: Jerenie_06)
Post 4- Extra..incase I need it..xD;
Post away with ideas and chatter..-nodnod- Anyone willing to help with later voices, or with this, please send me a PM. (Must have a mic..du'h..>.<)
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:47 pm
Post 2
~Updates~
August 01- Most of Izzy's lines complete. Thread up.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:54 pm
Post 3
Script
[cue commercial for Twilight: The Movie (MTV execs renamed it Eddy and Me: Confessions of a Vampire's Teenage Girlfriend]
[cue bouncy music: "What I Like About You" (the Lillix cover)]
[The set is a bright, sunny day, lots of kids milling around in front of a school building, talking, catching up, etc]
[Voiceover - it's LINDSAY LOHAN as ISABELLA (who is now called IZZY)!!!]
Izzy: It was my first day back at forks high, and I was ready for the usual. Friends, cheerleading practice, Chemestry class -
[cut to scene of bella in chemestry, mixing chemicals and causing an explosion, teacher yelling at her]
Izzy: - I thought that this year would be just like every other. That is, until I met the new student - Edward Cullen.
[music changes, now it's Avril's "Sk8er Boi"]
[cut to scene of EDWARD (played by ASHTON KUTCHER) walking slow motion towards camera with a smile on his face, skateboard in his hand]
Izzy: Edward - or Eddy, as he was soon nicknamed - was a skater - so not my type.
[scene of Edward at some kind of skateboarding competition]
Izzy: Edward was one of those types that just naturally connected with people - even though he was new, he made friends with everyone. Well, not everyone.
[scene of JAMIE (james is now a female) played by HILLARY DUFF complaining to her friends that Eddy is a better skater.]
Izzy: Jamie had always been the best skatergirl around, and now Eddy was taking her place, so she came up with a plan. She would sabotage Eddy right before the big skate show!
[scene of jamie with a screwdriver, removing various parts from Eddy's skateboard]
Izzy: Meanwhile, I was falling more and more in love with Eddy every day. We both sucked at Chemestry, and we were lab partners! Imagine that.
[music: "You're beautiful" by James Blunt]
[scene: Izzy and Ed in chem class, causing chemical reactions. Teacher kicks them out, and in hallway they have one of those -moments- and are kinda staring at each other and inching closer and closer, cut to shot of Jamie around the corner, she sees what's happening with them, cut back to Izzy and Ed, closer, closer, when suddenly *CRASH* and the moment is broken as both jump away from each other. The crash was caused by Jamie trying to ruin their perfect moment.]
Izzy: Now I knew that Eddy would never be mine. I figured life could go back to normal... that is, until -
[music: Simple Plan, "Untitled (How Could this Happen to Me)"]
[Eddy at skate competition, board gives out and he wipes out, resulting in serious injuries. Izzy knows this is because of Jamie. However, Jamie has been visiting Eddy in the hospital, and the first thing he sees when he wakes up from his coma is Jamie's face. Jamie tells him that she was terrified for his life, thought he was going to die, and she's been staying by his bedside for the past 6 weeks, etc, etc. Eddy smiles up at her.]
Izzy: Jamie might have Eddy for the moment, but now I was going to save Eddy from becoming latched into a traumatic relationship with a girl who only wanted to sabotage him! Well, that and be his girlfriend.
[music: okay i cant think of anything. give me suggestions.]
[scene of Jamie clutching Eddy's shoulder, and smiling smugly, because now, not only has she prevented him from beating her at skateboarding, but she also has the guy and, better yet, he's the guy that her worst enemy, Izzy the cheerleader, wants for herself.]
Izzy: While I was trying to think of a plan to rescue Eddy, a terrible thing happened!
[scene: one of the goth kids bites Eddy. Eddy drops his books and falls to the floor, twitching.]
Izzy: Eddy was now back in the hospital. When he came back to school a week later, something about him was different.
[scene: Izzy sitting at lunchtable with her cheerleader friends.
Cheerleader: OMG, and, like, I heard he was a vampire now.
-Eddy conveniently enters lunchroom, dressed all in black.-
Other Cheerleaders: OMG!]
Izzy: It was true, Eddy was a vampire now. The whole school - including Jamie - knew...
[scene: Jamie with friends.
Jamie: OMG I can't date, like, a vampire. That's so, like, last year.
cut to shot of Jamie with Eddy.
Jamie: Eddy, I don't think it's going to work out --
Eddy [sees Izzy walking in the distance]: You're right, Jamie, it isn't. [walks off and starts talking to Izzy]]
Izzy: Eddy was now all mine. It turns out that being a vampire's pretty awesome too, he just eats a lot of hamburger and sometimes drinks tomato juice, but other than needing more protien than us, he's just like you and me! Eddy quickly got back into the skating scene and won the competition. Me and him are so the it couple of the year! We were even voted prom king and queen! As for Jamie, she's doing okay. I even hear she hooked up with the guy that bit Eddy! (this leaves room for a sequel - they can follow Jamie's adventures as a vampire.)
THE END!
The Review
The commercial:
"EBERT AND ROEPER SAY, "Two... thumbs ... up... Must see movie event of the year!"
What Ebert and Roper really said:
"Two million dollars is what MTV payed us to give this thing a positive review, but even with that offer, we just can't do it. I don't have nearly enough thumbs to give "Eddy and Me" the number of thumbs down it deserves. Anyone who's up for another ridiculous tween movie will like it, but this is most definately not the must see movie event of the year."
Talent Show
[Izzy and Eddy are onstage, much cheering and applause. They break into some kind of broadway style song...]
-Eddy singing-
I was a skater boy, the best one on the block
Then one day, in the cafeteria, the goth boy went chomp chomp!
Izzy:
Jamie went see ya later boy, she wouldn't date a vampire,
Now Eddy's mine, and I'm what all the girls aspire
Eddy and Izzy:
To beeeeeeeeeee
And that's cause we're Eddy and Izzy,
And we can sing and dance! Yeah!
[more cheering. they win the talent show.]
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:59 pm
Post 4
~Extras~
Credit
Script: Jereni_06
~Voices~
Izzy: .[P i r a t e].
Eddy:.[P i r a t e].
Jamie: Raezyn101
Others: Raezyn101
~Putting this together~
Raezyn101 & .[P i r a t e].
~Song are all copyright to their respectful owner..Talent show song copyright to both the singers(Jai and Rae) & Jerenie_06~
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:08 pm
Muhaha, I get first unofficial post. :3
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:49 pm
Haha, this is going to be funny.
I have a random question:
If Jamie is a skater girl then why is she a cheerleader too?
Heh, just thought of it while I was reading the script. xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:57 pm
Symbolize Haha, this is going to be funny. I have a random question: If Jamie is a skater girl then why is she a cheerleader too? Heh, just thought of it while I was reading the script. xp Hmm..I didn't write it, but think of it this way. *She* isn't a cheerleader..they just want to be by her because she gets the jocks? I have no clue...xD Ignore me.
But I hope this turns out well..Oh darn..I haven't started working on putting the beginning together yet...Snaaaap..xD I'm so out of it this week...
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:10 am
xd I haven't been on forever... but I absolutely can't wait to see this come along further...
Jamie isn't a cheerleader, she's just a very preppy skatergirl. ITS AN MTV MOVIE, they're all preppy, don't ask questions razz
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:13 pm
rofl
Aah! That's great! I can't wait to see it all put together. xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:29 pm
I've been super busy lately..I'm *really* sorry! I'll try to get it put together ASAP.
Also...let me tell you...narrating this will not be fun. -gigglesnort- It is better with some kind of animation instead of my stupid voice explaining what is going on..>.<;
-is still dying to know who was doing the new mule Cullen group-
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:10 pm
Raezyn101 Post 3
Script
[cue commercial for Twilight: The Movie (MTV execs renamed it Eddy and Me: Confessions of a Vampire's Teenage Girlfriend]
[cue bouncy music: "What I Like About You" (the Lillix cover)]
[The set is a bright, sunny day, lots of kids milling around in front of a school building, talking, catching up, etc]
[Voiceover - it's LINDSAY LOHAN as ISABELLA (who is now called IZZY)!!!]
Izzy: It was my first day back at forks high, and I was ready for the usual. Friends, cheerleading practice, Chemestry class -
[cut to scene of bella in chemestry, mixing chemicals and causing an explosion, teacher yelling at her]
Izzy: - I thought that this year would be just like every other. That is, until I met the new student - Edward Cullen.
[music changes, now it's Avril's "Sk8er Boi"]
[cut to scene of EDWARD (played by ASHTON KUTCHER) walking slow motion towards camera with a smile on his face, skateboard in his hand]
Izzy: Edward - or Eddy, as he was soon nicknamed - was a skater - so not my type.
[scene of Edward at some kind of skateboarding competition]
Izzy: Edward was one of those types that just naturally connected with people - even though he was new, he made friends with everyone. Well, not everyone.
[scene of JAMIE (james is now a female) played by HILLARY DUFF complaining to her friends that Eddy is a better skater.]
Izzy: Jamie had always been the best skatergirl around, and now Eddy was taking her place, so she came up with a plan. She would sabotage Eddy right before the big skate show!
[scene of jamie with a screwdriver, removing various parts from Eddy's skateboard]
Izzy: Meanwhile, I was falling more and more in love with Eddy every day. We both sucked at Chemestry, and we were lab partners! Imagine that.
[music: "You're beautiful" by James Blunt]
[scene: Izzy and Ed in chem class, causing chemical reactions. Teacher kicks them out, and in hallway they have one of those -moments- and are kinda staring at each other and inching closer and closer, cut to shot of Jamie around the corner, she sees what's happening with them, cut back to Izzy and Ed, closer, closer, when suddenly *CRASH* and the moment is broken as both jump away from each other. The crash was caused by Jamie trying to ruin their perfect moment.]
Izzy: Now I knew that Eddy would never be mine. I figured life could go back to normal... that is, until -
[music: Simple Plan, "Untitled (How Could this Happen to Me)"]
[Eddy at skate competition, board gives out and he wipes out, resulting in serious injuries. Izzy knows this is because of Jamie. However, Jamie has been visiting Eddy in the hospital, and the first thing he sees when he wakes up from his coma is Jamie's face. Jamie tells him that she was terrified for his life, thought he was going to die, and she's been staying by his bedside for the past 6 weeks, etc, etc. Eddy smiles up at her.]
Izzy: Jamie might have Eddy for the moment, but now I was going to save Eddy from becoming latched into a traumatic relationship with a girl who only wanted to sabotage him! Well, that and be his girlfriend.
[music: okay i cant think of anything. give me suggestions.]
[scene of Jamie clutching Eddy's shoulder, and smiling smugly, because now, not only has she prevented him from beating her at skateboarding, but she also has the guy and, better yet, he's the guy that her worst enemy, Izzy the cheerleader, wants for herself.]
Izzy: While I was trying to think of a plan to rescue Eddy, a terrible thing happened!
[scene: one of the goth kids bites Eddy. Eddy drops his books and falls to the floor, twitching.]
Izzy: Eddy was now back in the hospital. When he came back to school a week later, something about him was different.
[scene: Izzy sitting at lunchtable with her cheerleader friends.
Cheerleader: OMG, and, like, I heard he was a vampire now.
-Eddy conveniently enters lunchroom, dressed all in black.-
Other Cheerleaders: OMG!]
Izzy: It was true, Eddy was a vampire now. The whole school - including Jamie - knew...
[scene: Jamie with friends.
Jamie: OMG I can't date, like, a vampire. That's so, like, last year.
cut to shot of Jamie with Eddy.
Jamie: Eddy, I don't think it's going to work out --
Eddy [sees Izzy walking in the distance]: You're right, Jamie, it isn't. [walks off and starts talking to Izzy]]
Izzy: Eddy was now all mine. It turns out that being a vampire's pretty awesome too, he just eats a lot of hamburger and sometimes drinks tomato juice, but other than needing more protien than us, he's just like you and me! Eddy quickly got back into the skating scene and won the competition. Me and him are so the it couple of the year! We were even voted prom king and queen! As for Jamie, she's doing okay. I even hear she hooked up with the guy that bit Eddy! (this leaves room for a sequel - they can follow Jamie's adventures as a vampire.)
THE END!
The Review
The commercial:
"EBERT AND ROEPER SAY, "Two... thumbs ... up... Must see movie event of the year!"
What Ebert and Roper really said:
"Two million dollars is what MTV payed us to give this thing a positive review, but even with that offer, we just can't do it. I don't have nearly enough thumbs to give "Eddy and Me" the number of thumbs down it deserves. Anyone who's up for another ridiculous tween movie will like it, but this is most definately not the must see movie event of the year."
Talent Show
[Izzy and Eddy are onstage, much cheering and applause. They break into some kind of broadway style song...]
-Eddy singing-
I was a skater boy, the best one on the block
Then one day, in the cafeteria, the goth boy went chomp chomp!
Izzy:
Jamie went see ya later boy, she wouldn't date a vampire,
Now Eddy's mine, and I'm what all the girls aspire
Eddy and Izzy:
To beeeeeeeeeee
And that's cause we're Eddy and Izzy,
And we can sing and dance! Yeah!
[more cheering. they win the talent show.] If the casting was anything like that, i would die......not from excitment, but from astonishment. it shouldnt happen like that. But i do think an extremely hott fit skater should play edward.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:07 pm
lmao, it sounds awesome
I can't wait blaugh
but now, after readint he script, I have that untitled ismple plan song stuck in my head stressed
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:11 pm
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO
What is this crap?
:breaks down into uncontrollable convulsions:
Edit: sorry, just... Really, what is it? Why oh WHY would they want to potray twilight like that?!?!?!?!?! crying gonk
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:30 pm
R!nalda NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO What is this crap? :breaks down into uncontrollable convulsions: Edit: sorry, just... Really, what is it? Why oh WHY would they want to potray twilight like that?!?!?!?!?! crying gonk
Don't flip out too much. It's not like this would really happen. Just cool the jets and let the hillarity of it flow into your body.
That just sounded reeeaallly hippie-ish. Yeeeeah.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:27 pm
Funny. Slightly traumatizing, but funny, nonetheless. (I could hear Lindsey Lohan's voice in my head as I read "Izzy's" lines... Lemme see if I can hear Hilary Duff's when I read "Jamie's".)
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