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 Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:45 pm
In this game, we come up with funny, different endings to The Phantom of the opera. There's no rules. I'll go first.
Meg and the mob show up minutes earlier than they do orginally. Christine, seeing Meg, has a change of heart and the song changes. Instead of saying she'll be with the Phantom, She says she will be ith neither the Pahtom or Roaul, but instead she want's to be with Meg. Both men are outraed and try to kill Meg, but the mob kills Roaul and the Phantom escapes through the hidden passage behind the mirror.
Now you guys come up with one. I would really like to urn this into an on going therd so please put in you're own ending.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:57 am
The Phantom and Christine are kissing. Raoul gets out raged by this so he gets hulk energy and breaks the ropes holding him. The Phantom, hearing this runs and grabs his sword. Raoul backs down in fear. He grabs Christine. " Take her and leave me alone", Raoul begs. "What the hell am I just nothing to you Raoul", Christine says in anger. "It's not you it's me, really," Ruoal says quickly. "Well in that case I'll just kill him and take you", the Phantom says. Christine thinks this over, " Raoul dies and I get the phantom, he did give me evrything I could want. He also could project unlike this puss I fell for." "Go head kill him," Christine says. Raoul runs trying to get away but he is no match for the Phantom. Erik cuts him down like a baby goat. Raoul screams in pain. After some minutes of Erik finishes the job. Christine goes to him, they leave together. When the mob comes they find Raoul in a pool a crimson blood. Meg looks around and by one of the mirrors she finds a note.
Dear Meg,
Erik and I have run to be happy forever. We took all of Raoul's money so don't even think about looking. I'll see you again some day, maybe tomorrow. Well that's all I really have to say bye.
Christine
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:06 am
Okay, so here is Erik and Christine, making out, and suddenly Meg and the mob come unusually early. Erik realeases Christine, sees Meg, and Meg says "Hey, you have pretty hair!" And then Erik says, "Yeah I do!" So then Meg says, (To the mob) "Don't kill him! He has pretty hair!" So everyone puts down there machine guns. "Hey everyone! Can someone help me?" cause while everyone is watching Meg and Erik make out fiercly, Raoul is still being hung. So then Raoul dies and suddenly Christine goes up to Meg and stabs her. "The phyco man is mine! I had him first!" So then meg dies. Erik, who fell in love with Meg, takes out a bazooka and blows Christine up, then the mob kills him, and then the fire kills the mob.
The End.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:02 pm
*ROFL* these are funny! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:13 am
HAPPY ENDING: I warn you now, this one's kinda kinky and really long.
Christine finishes kissing Erik. "See? Everything's okay."
"Christine... I... I'm sorry."
"It's okay, Erik. I want you to apologise to Raoul now."
"Raoul... I'm... so... sorry. Please, forgive me, I just want Christine to be happy."
Raoul lets out a strangled "Fuuug yuuu." Erik cuts him down and Raoul hits the floor gasping for air.
"Now boys, I want you to kiss and make up."
They look at Christine with a look of total disbelief. "What!?"
"You know, kiss and make up." She gets a really pouty doe eyed look on her face, "Please...? Oh, and make it convincing, really go for it. C'mon Raoul, I kissed him. Don't make that face. Erik, its not like I haven't made out with him."
Because they are both desperately in love with christine, the cringe, pucker up, and go all out.
"I'm not buying it. Make sounds like you're really enjoying it."
They squinch up their eyes, think happy thoughts, and try to make Christine happy.
"You know, there's something I need to tell both of you. No! Don't stop." A flash goes off in the darkness, "I'm sleeping with Carlotta." Their heads snap in Christine's direction. "Don't try anything, I have blackmail. Now Raoul, you and I are going to get married, I am going to live off of your social status and wealth. Erik, I need you to continue to be my voice coach, I couldn't have become the best without you. Carlotta has discovered my wonderful "talent", and is now retiring from the stage so I can succeed."
For the first time in the history of the Opera House, Erik and Raoul unite their foces and proceed in beating Christine to death with the clunky old camera. When they're good and tired of bludgeoning the woman who broke their hearts they sit on the edge of the lake in awkward silence.
"So..."
"...yeah."
"You wanna try and pick up some of the chorus girls?"
"Naw, I think Mme. Giry is more my type, age, and IQ."
"Huh." Raoul pondered this a moment... realising just how creepy Erik's infatuation with Christine really was.
"Yeah, Christine wasn't really the sharpest tool in the shed."
"Not really. She didn't have the faintest idea that she needs to prepare her plates on the spot in a darkroom on the spot for it to work in that amount of exposure time. The pictures wouldn't have worked anyway."
Erik looked shocked, "You're joking?"
"No, I'm not. You actually have to bring a dark room with you."
"The pictures wouldn't have turned out?"
"Nope."
"We killed her for no reason?"
"Well, she was a conniving b***h."
"Oh, right."
"That and now I don't have to tell her I was doing Meg."
"What?"
"Yeah, I was banging her best friend, that's why I was so tired and fell asleep when she sneaked off to the cemetery."
"Really."
"Yeah, I even gave her a quickie that time I got locked out of Christine's dressing room."
"Raoul... you know, I was banging her the whole time up until the masquerade, that's why no one saw me for so long."
"You've gotta be shitting me!"
"Not at all."
"Wow, Meg's a skank."
"Obviously, she slept with someone who looks like me." Erik made his pouty face.
"So.... those chorus girls. They're pretty easy. Wanna go?"
"Sure, why not?"
The mob shows up and turns out to be entirely made of chorus girls.
"You know ladies, my bed is large and silk covered, and I am suave with a sexy voice."
"I'm pretty and well hung."
The two men are immediately swamped by chorus girls and are smothered to death in a giant chorus girl orgy.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:55 pm
LOL! OMG THOSE ARE ALL SOOOO FUNNY! I love them! Sadly I don't have an ending right now... but I'll start thinking!
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