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Junior~Mints
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:01 am

that you found on the internets!

I have a few:

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Whilst Microsoft and Sony are riding horses bred for speed and probably on enough steroids to make their hearts explode after a few furlongs, Nintendo appears to be riding some kind of mythical beast like a Unicorn or Pegasus, or perhaps maybe even an experimental horse-shaped hovercraft powered by Love and puppies.

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46.6 + X - Y > 31.9 + 29.4 + Y - X and
64.72(gaming) + X(non-gaming)>63.4(gaming) + Y(non-gaming)
when y is less than x, which it will be.
Wii> 360+PS3

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:18 pm

Brian Wells

Cloud: "Take this! Omnislash!"
Deathstar: "OMFG NOOB!"

^ Reply in thread: Cloud vs. the Deathstar. That made made laugh alot =P

IncredibleChicken

Legend of Zelda sucks.
Buy your own sword and go out into the forest and kill things.

^ Repliance to post stating, "Nintendogs sucks, go out and buy a real dog."

Also made me giggle.

Oscar Wilde

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.”

Uncyclopedia.org

Microsoft comes from the German words "micro schaft", meaning "small p***s".

Samuel L. Jackson

"That's it. I've had it with these ******** snakes on this ******** plane! Everybody strap in! I'm going to open some ******** windows!"

Snakes on "A Plane

Hssssss

Uncyclopedia.org

WARNING:

Never attempt tp stop a chainsaw with your genitals.

Owl and Pussycat
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The Eternal
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:28 pm

Kaz Hirai

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAACER!

That one dude from E3

So here we have this giant enemy crab and you attack its waekpoint for Massive Damage.

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:31 pm

J1n/KoReagle of the DustLoop.com forums

Highest Tier: This basically are people who are way ahead of everyone else in terms of super powers. Sol and Ky have the ability to rape your children before they are even born. Sol has the ability to win matches without ever doing a real Combo. When you are in Training mode, you should not be practicing Sidewinder, instead practice Instant Blocking then doing Slash version DP. Ky is near the Top of ******** Mountain, but not necessairly at the top where the King of ******** Mountain waits. Because Ky cannot randomly win with just 1 move, Ky must do lots of stupid Fireballs that end up doing too much damage anyway and you cannot move because ******** Mountain has a very large Forrest in which it Leads to the Trailmix up to ******** Mountain.

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