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Kenneth York
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:18 am


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Welcome, my little minds for molding.

... There's a distinct stench to the air of warm soda pop and worn bubble gum. It's foul, yet at the same time sweet and curious, in its own secretive way. Not a bottle of drink lay out on a desk, nor a package of gum, but the smell remains lingering evidently.

At the front end of the room resides a solitary potium, lonely in the shadow of the monsterous dry-erase board situated carefully on the wall. At its feet, the a carpet of red tint relaxes, its designing intricate and hypnotic if one were to gawk at it long enough to realize the stitchings. Directly across from the podium resides a duet of desks, so commonly refered to as the "trouble maker" or the "dunce" desks. They're side by side, as if to allow each other a bit of amusement in their isolations. Just behind the frightening desks of classroom punishment towers the stands, tall and mystifying in their professionality. They rise up and down, at least five rows, and consist of two seperate stands on the left and right sides of the room, behind the two command-punishment desks, flanks to their apparentness.

A single bookshelf cowers against the wall whilst observing the extravegantry and the somberness of the room, joined by the door carefully barring a view of the outside from anyone contained within the room. Despite the stark feel, the raving sensastion of too adult, too high a decor, a childish light shines dazzlingly. Written on the dry erase board in black marker and the most sloppy, cartoonish of handwriting, is a name and a statement. Mr. York. History 101. Such fluid writing, jagged and violent, yet kiddy and comical. Certainly, the room did not represent the teacher...
PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:50 pm


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As a member of this class room, I expect you to be on decent behavior. We can have fun, but lecture inturruption is intolerable and will be dealt with accordingly. In agreeing and enrolling in the class of Mr. Kenneth W. York, in other words, my class, you are stating that you understand how to be a proper, non-stickler student.

Dress appropriately, speak appropriately, and show respect to your fellow peers, and especially your dashing elder! In turn, also take into consideration the basic set of class rules, subject to change if it becomes necessary.

I. Enter the classroom proudly, no slouching figures or frowning faces! Take your seat, take a load off, make paper airplanes and they will be shot down. They're on enemy terrain!

I I. No feet on the desks. Feet on the desk will result in removing of shoes and socks of smelly feet --- No, not yours either!

I I I. Have your supplies ready. You may store them on the top of the bookshelf if you've acquired permission, but I'm not responsible for missing supplies.

I V. Sleeping in class is prohibited and punishable by the restriction of the right to use any desk.

V. Mockery, or foolish questions, such as the repetition of the question originally asked, will be dealt with accordingly, the student(s) having asked sentenced to a day in the Trouble-Maker / Dunce command post at the front of the class.

V I. Listen carefully, take good notes, and have fun! History is the basis of life! Without it, the planet would flatten, not round....en.

V I I. You shall refer to me as Mr. York, or Mr. K. Refering to me by my first name, or by York, K. York, K.W.Y, or any attempted alteration of my title will result in the alteration of your own name within my class. Do not request the middle initial!

Kenneth York
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Kenneth York
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:53 pm


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+ PM a request for RP to either Kenneth York or Ieeko Takeru. I recommend PMing both, but, regardless, PM one or the other to sign up for the class. Do not post here in this thread.

+ Any assignments constructed are due the following class period. Late work will be judged on a case-by-base basis.

+ Private Tutoring Sessions (PTS) are avaliable! To schedual private tutoring, or just talk sessions, PM either Kenneth York or Ieeko Takeru with the subject title "PTS: [your child's name]".

+ Progress will be delivered to parents every (3) class sessions, discussing child behavior, work ethic, and grades.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:59 pm


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