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Rusty Wallace is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time" He thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So Rusty drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is Ryan Newman standing at the door. It didn't take Rusty long to realize that Ryan Newman was drunk. "Hi there," slurs Ryan Newman. "Can you give me a push?' "No, get lost. It's half past three." Says Rusty and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.
His wife says "Rusty, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick up the kids from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he told us to get lost?" "But Newman was drunk", says Rusty. "It doesn't matter", says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So Rusty gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
Rusty opens the door, not being able to see Ryan Newman anywhere and he shouts "Hey Newman do you still want a push??' And he hears Newman's voice cry out. "Yeah, please." So, still unable to see Ryan Newman he shouts. "Where are you?" And Ryan Newman replies "I'm over here, on your swing."
"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So Rusty drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is Ryan Newman standing at the door. It didn't take Rusty long to realize that Ryan Newman was drunk. "Hi there," slurs Ryan Newman. "Can you give me a push?' "No, get lost. It's half past three." Says Rusty and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.
His wife says "Rusty, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick up the kids from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he told us to get lost?" "But Newman was drunk", says Rusty. "It doesn't matter", says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So Rusty gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
Rusty opens the door, not being able to see Ryan Newman anywhere and he shouts "Hey Newman do you still want a push??' And he hears Newman's voice cry out. "Yeah, please." So, still unable to see Ryan Newman he shouts. "Where are you?" And Ryan Newman replies "I'm over here, on your swing."
