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 Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:37 am
Unlike Greek/Roman/Norse mythology, we don't have incest, billions of gods, and billions of their children! We simply have four Gods.
Caliginous, Isaccard, Peekadora, and Ginga. Three goddesses and one god. Power to the female. [But Isac and I might as well be girlz. biggrin ]
Current Divinities:
Caliginous - Pretty much rules over everyone. Kind of like Zeus...but she doesn't go around making fun babies and she doesn't have a spouse to punish her affairs. She rules over the time of autumn and therefore, she owns the works of fire. She's personified as "I don't give a damn unless it's ******** important". So when Isaccard goes around doing whatever michief he pleases...she doesn't give a damn. Sometimes she may join him. She despises badly written papers, mature people, and cocky sunuvabitches. She favors those that have the brains but choose to be stupid. She loves all mortals that follow the SCW Mythology. She is also referred to as the Goddess of Peepeevaginafaces.
Isaccard - The only male divinity among the SCW deities. He's pretty much the equivalent of Cupid/Eros, being michievious and "naughty" in the sexual and little kid way. Don't make that a ***** joke. He rules over winter and that's why he wears uber cool blue clothes. Being the god of winter, his element is water/ice. He's famous for playing jokes on people and changing what they say. He's especially famous for the story, "Abuse Of Chester" in which he humiliates the mortal Chester before the gods and other mortals. He fears no one but the great Caliginous herself...but Caliginous oftens delights in his ways rather than angers in them. I mean, he's called her a "pee pee v****a head". However, it is also known that he fears Peekadora's famed Bat of Whoopass. He dislikes insults directed at him [and will change them into sexual comments], people tattling, and Inuyasha. He rewards those that are men and are uber hawt. His past favorite mortal was AvocadoSpaceLlama~ until it was revealed that she was his daughter. Isac vomited repeadetly on Chester. He is also sometimes referred to as the God of Doo Doo Heads.
Peekadora - A female divinity that is to be feared. She reigns over the season of spring and thus, her element is earth. Her weapon is the awful Bat of Whoopass. She came across this weapon by using a red herring to cut down a fake tree. She blessed this fake tree with her powers of earth and therefore, it whoops a**. Not afraid to use it to punish mortals, she is also not afraid to use it to punish deities, as well. She's only used it once on an immortal and that is told in the story The Spanking of Isaccard. He never was the same man after that. Peekadora is personified as a divinity of justice and karma. She gives what you deserve, whether it be getting the s**t beaten out of you, or rewarded with her blessings. It is a very well known fact that she very much wants to see the mortal Chester's face and in the tales of SCW Mythology, she has gone to great lengths to see it. She is the only one of the divinities that has not seen it. She despises those that want House and she favors those that are wise to stay out of her way. Not surprisingly, her favorite mortal is House. She is also sometimes referred to as the Goddess of a**l Punishment.
Ginga - The youngest [newest] of the SCW divinities, her season is summer and thus, her element is wind. Her stories originate from Texas and it is no surprise that the tumbleweed is sacred to her. She has several temples in Oregon as well. Ginga is famous for extensively obssessing over her favorite mortals. They include, but are not limited to: Allison Janney, Ayumi Hamasaki, and Chester, whom she loves to "itty bitty pieces". She delights in the misery of others and especially delights in the mischief of Isaccard. She despises those that are unbearable egotists and is not afraid to use her great weapon upon you: her mouth. Being the goddess of the wind, she'll blow you away with her extensive vocabulary [it includes the words Oh, my, you're, a, cuntbag, did, you, know, and that.] and apalling curse words. She is not afraid to make herself heard and she sure as hell is not afraid to bestow upon you the greatest punishment of mortals: being called a n00b. Sometimes, she is called the Goddess of Deafness, for her divine mouth can sure as hell make your ears stop functioning. She rewards none and favors fictional people.
Past Divinities:
Guardian Acolyte - It is relatively unknown that she was the first SCW goddess. She ruled over all of the divine seasons. However, through ridicule from other guilds, she wished to become one of the mortals and gave her status as the Queen of SCW to the goddess Caliginous. The seasons have now been divided into four and given to four gods.
Angry Toast - The former goddess of summer, she used to rule with Peekadora, Caliginous, and freakyfred00. For reasons unknown and personal, she chose to leave the land of SCW and ascend into the heavens as the constellation "Toast > You". The goddess Ginga now rules in her place.
freakyfred00 - The former god of winter, the god Isaccard now rules in his place. freakyfred00 was not particularly liked among the mortal SCWs. Well, some of them. I'll refrain from talking since it wouldn't be right. biggrin He just left SCW and uh...some of us members were kind of happy.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:53 am
Notable Mortals:
Chester The Molester - He is made famous in the classic SCW-ian tale of The Abuse Of Chester. In this tale, he angered all of the SCW divinities and therefore, was punished by them. This tale proves that if you mess with the deities, they're gonna mess you up. It is also known that he is a favorite of Ginga, the goddess of the wind. The goddess of spring and earth, Peekadora, greatly desires to see his face. Isaccard, the god of winter, enjoys conspiring against him. Caliginous, the queen of all divinities and the goddess of autumn, may be related to him. This is only speculation. If this proves to be true, he is of divine blood. He is also famed for being the ONLY mule in existance that lives a life of freedom. Caliginous fell in love with him and he fathered her four quadruplet mules. He's got super sperm! And loves the c**k.
AvocadoSpaceLlama - Though she has not many an important role in the tales of SCW, it is notable to mention that she was the favorite mortal of Isaccard, until it was revealed that she was actually his daughter. Isac destroyed their relationship and Avocado has not been heard from ever since.
yc_lover - Her only role in the SCW tales so far is that she witnessed the complete ridicule of Chester while it was happening. Pitying the poor thing with GREAT sympathy [yeah right], she laughed and laughed and rofl'd at his misery. Her love is reserved for Hitsugaya and her favorite group of Muses is Yellowcard. YC is the daughter of the goddess Peekadora and the mortal House. Peekadora desired House so much that she begged Isac to mess him up to the point where he sexually desires Peekadora. The outcome of this scheme resulted in the birth of YC.
Kaibasangel13 - Her only role so far in the tales of SCW is that she was also a witness in the Abuse of Chester She is the only other mortal besides YC that witnessed the humuliation of Chester. In fact, she was at the council area of the gods and heard their plans to destroy Chester's dignity. She watched his public humiliation while eating popcorn. It is worthy to mention that she is one of Chester's greatest friends and her history with him goes way back. Do not make that sexual. It's very noteworthy to acknowledge that she is the daughter of Marillius and House. We are aware that Marillius's avatar is a male, so we came up with a pretty nifty explanation for that. It turns out that after House found out MANY years later that YC was his child, he rejected Peekadora's affections for him. This left Marillius to the chase. Marillius asked Caliginous to turn him into a woman for the day. She granted this prayer. As a woman, Marillius charmed House in one day and in that same day, they made some love. It was through this love making that House would impregnate Mar with Kai. How Mar gave birth to Kai 9 months later with a p***s? Well...I'm sure Peekadora helped her own son even though she took the man he loved. So yeah, Kaiba is the granddaughter of Peekadora. Also, she loves c**k de Lumi.
Marillius - It is a well known fact that he desires the mortal House. However, it is also a well known fact that the goddess Peekadora desires the same man. Greatly despised by the goddess we are sure that some tales of punishment and whoopass will surface soon. mad To complicate things further, he is the son of Peekadora and his father is Neanderthal...who lives faraway in a cave somewhere. Marillius is a female in real life, but he's a male in Mythology. He is also the mother of Kaibasangel13. Go read her story to make sense out of that.
Lumineya and Will - [I'm sorry for the copyright infringement!] Lumi is praised throughout SCW for her amazing art, which may very well far surpass those of the divinities. However, what she is more famous for than her talents is her complicated love stories with a silly man called Will who loves Scrabble. These stories are told only through her and all of the mortals as well as the immortals delight in these tales of a completely clueless man and a frustrated Lumi. However, our sources tell us that Kai is gay for Lumi.
StationWagon - She has not participated in any of the tales yet, but it is known that she has a fabulous sense of style. It's more fabulous than Chester's! The classic outfit known as Jew Fro Jane has been highly praised, but has yet to win in the highly prestigious Avatar Arena. Even with the intervention of the gods and the mortals of SCW, Jew Fro Jane has not reached it's true level yet. One day, it WILL make history. mad
Athne - The second child of the goddess Peekadora, she is extremely famous for being the one that "loves to ruin things". She enjoys making chaos out of the anger she has for her mother. It is a mystery as to who her father is because Peeka got drunk one night at a gay bar and apparently, one of the guys there wasn't gay. Born with two deformed ankles, Peekadora rejected Athne and we gots ourself some divine tension going on here. Even though Athne has braces that correct the problem, Peekadora still rejects her. I'm sure we'll right some tragic tale once we're un-lazy. This goes for all the other characters, too. >.>
Panic State - Not much is known about this mortal, but from what we do know--it's not good. First of all, he only appears to assist Isac in his mischief. Yeah. Not good. Second of all, when he is assisting Isac--he does so voluntarily. Also not good. Third of all, when he is voluntarily assisting Isac, he enjoys it. Not good. Anyone that enjoys being an accomplice of Isac is to be watched out for. Beware. He assisted Isac in The Great Flood.
Screw Like Bunnies - Screw Like Bunnies is a mortal that enjoys looking at little girls. However, he also enjoys mentioning teh c**k a lot, but doesn't enjoy teh c**k. He just enjoys mentioning teh c**k. SLB is also an accomplice of the winter god, Isac. He assisted Isac in his siege during The Great Flood.
I know I've left people out. WANNA BE ON HERE?! Well...PM me or something and I'll try to work something out. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:01 pm
Mythological Creatures:
Kathryn the Cat - Kathryn is Ginga's pet. It is said that she has great intelligence and is a prized creature of the goddess. She farts. A divine cat, indeed.
Roffle - The adorable kitten of Isaccard, not much is known of this creature. She is depicted only through ancient arts with the god himself. All that is known is that it has black fur and really yellow eyes that could scare the begeebus out of you. Oh, and it's spaztic. [Thanks Avocado!]
Mythological Creatures that I have so much to say about. They get their own freaking section! They are widely known as...MULES!
Mules are tiny dwarf creatures that are created to serve. There purpose in life is to serve. Yes, we at SCW are racist and have slaves. Slaves have no rights. They obey their mastuhz. Now, to begin with the famous slaves of SCW Mythology.
Myuule - Perhaps the most famous of all the mules of SCW. Myuule serves the Ginga, the goddess of summer. Myuule is famous for muttering horrid things under her breath and being extremely conceited. Be glad that the vile creature is under the control of a goddess, because perhaps only a goddess can truly keep such evil from rebellion. Myuule is not afraid to speak acidly about others, especially the goddess she serves. Be warned, she may not be able to rebel against her goddess, but she sure can kick your a**. With such a powerful weapon at her disposal, do NOT anger the goddess Ginga. Myuule happens to enjoy inflicting pain.
OhGodBacon - Like Myuule, OhGodBacon also serves a divinity. Under the command of Isaccard, OhGodBacon is similar to that of Hermes--she plays the role of messenger. However, she is known to be rather unintelligent...either that, or deviously lazy. For those that wish to send messages to the mule will find that they cannot. Therefore, OhGodBacon doesn't forward them to the god. It is highly possible that the mule is just retarded and has her PMs disabled or it is highly intelligent and knows how to avoid working.
SHIBBOLETH - Serving the goddess of the earth, Peekadora, SHIBBOLETH is blatantly homosexual. Since I don't know jack about him, I'm just going to keep on typing too take up space to make it appear at first glance as if I am loaded with information on SHIBBOLETH. His profile sports a really starry theme which totally screams gheyness. He's known to have a relationship with +~Ice-Ookami~+ and they are very happy together. You might want to ask the goddess if she's got yaoi pictures of him.w
+~Ice-Ookami~+ - Ookami is the mule of Kaibasangel, daughter of Marillius and House. Kai has confirmed that Ookami is gay and fabulous. His words are always displayed in pink because that's his favorite color. He definitely thinks his pink-hair-fading-into-red hairstyle is groovy and is loving his wrinkly pink pants. He's a huge fan of Trigun and his favorite character is Legato. He thinks that Legato is very kakkoi desu. Desu desu desu. He always wears on his arm wolf claws because SHIBBOLETH, his lover [the mule of Peekadora], has a fetish for wolves and hairy things in general.
Naked Ambition, Blais Rowley, Hand Sanitizer, EvilTaco - These quadruplets [2 males, 2 females] are the children of Chester and Caliginous. Not much is known about them other than they like to hang out in the Toxic Waste Dump, where they are exposed to lots of nuclear crap. Chester is the only known mule that is to live a free life. Caliginous fell for him and with his super sperm, he gave her four children. Four is her favorite number. It is worthy to mention that Chester did NOT name these children. Shortly after they were born, he disappeared and acted as if these children were not his. This was a reason why Caliginous joined the other gods in punishing him in The Abuse of Chester. Naked Ambition enjoys going in le nude, but no one wants to see that--so he's forced to wear clothes. He's very ambitious when it comes to going into le nude. Blais Rowley doesn't speak English and communicates by bouncing her bosoms. Hand Sanitizer is the neat freak, germaphobic one of the family. Everywhere he goes, he has a bottle of Lysol at hand. EvilTaco is a taco muncher. Interpret that however you please. EvilTaco is the more michievious one of the bunch and enjoys pulling pranks on her siblings. She has a love for Myuule. Oh my, how scandalous~! It is worthy to note that they are not servants to Caliginous. But they aren't exactly full mules...they're half divine. However, keep in mind that if their father is indeed divine, they also will be considered gods.
WANT YOUR MULE HERE? WELL I GOTTA KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BECAUSE THIS WAS FREAKING HARD TO WRITE...with the exception of Myuule.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:03 pm
But every mythological tale must have:
1. A nymphomaniac man/woman who has tons of b*****d children
2. Some long-faught battle involving defication and/or urination in the middle of the battle to show how feirce and long it was.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:05 pm
Lumineya But every mythological tale must have: 1. A nymphomaniac man/woman who has tons of b*****d children 2. Some long-faught battle involving defication and/or urination in the middle of the battle to show how feirce and long it was. A entire mythology must have those, not necessarily a tale. I mean, the tales of love in Greek Mythology don't always have a battle. Like the one between Pyramis and Thisbe. But this was started without the Gods' consent. I'll have to round them up sometime and come up with tales with them. razz
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:18 pm
Wahahahaha! lol This is the best thing I've read all day. rofl
Hee, my favorite mortals. heart
I give this a vote for Stickyage.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:50 pm
Isac's kitty's name is Roffle, and is very much female. And she's spaztic. Can't forget that.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:50 pm
Please sticky this. This is just great.
EDIT: crying crying crying crying crying Woe is me! crying crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:56 pm
Haha, I was going to wait, but there, I did it. heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:14 pm
This is so right on so many levels it isn't even funny. Chester you have named me.
Cause:
- I'm a meloncholic tempermented Capricorn. Both meloncholic temperments and the star sign Capricorn are associated with earth as their element.
- My Myers-Brigg test named me as an INFJ. The J being for judging and justice. Yo!
So, mad heartz for you. heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:43 pm
Nah. Peeka and I are friends. She desires her Neanderthal more than House.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:47 pm
Panic State Please sticky this. This is just great. EDIT: crying crying crying crying crying Woe is me! crying crying crying crying crying Why are you crying? D:
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:48 pm
Chester The Molester Panic State Please sticky this. This is just great. EDIT: crying crying crying crying crying Woe is me! crying crying crying crying crying Why are you crying? D: 'CAUSE HE'S NOT A NOTABLE MORTAL.
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