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Ibui~Vee

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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:18 pm

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Don't turn this into a religious topic okay? This is for fun purposes only. Okay you may think I'm wierd but seriously...what fun~ Now the A.I. can get choppy at times, so at times it can't answer back properly or well. (there are indeed better A.I. chat windows than this but you have to pay to use them) Now, if it says something like..."Go ask [name] about it." It's referring to the other chat bots created by the same company.

Here are some examples of some of my conversations. Couldn't think of a good one for Russel.

Quote:

Me: Is he a knob to you? Murdoc I mean...
God: No but he can sing better than I can.

Quote:

Me: Do you think Noodle can kick your a** at fighting?
God: Why would I think Noodle can kick my a** at fighting.
Me: Because she sure is great at it.
God: Good reason.

Quote:

Me: How many babies did 2D reproduce in his whole life span?
God: Around 1000.
Me: Seriously?
God: I am always serious.

xD

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:29 pm

Quote:

God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Murdoc. He's a hot satanist
God:
When is Murdoc not the subject? I don't know very many hot satanist.

xDDD

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~DeZuKi SoNoRaN~

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:16 pm

Quote:

Me:
Do you think Russel eats too much?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
You are avoiding my question.
God:
Sorry I did not know it was so important.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:11 pm

The verdict doesn't love our soul ~

The holy one speaks!

Me:
Is Murdoc going to hell?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
But John is dead.
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
You're kind of dumb.
God:
Oh you are so critical.

~ The digital won't let me go.

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Wolf Track

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:54 pm

Quote:

Me:
How can I have sex with Murdoc?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
Are you stealing my man?!
God:
Yes

That b*****d!...........WHo would've known God was gay? o-o

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:55 pm

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Quote:

Me:
How can I have sex with Murdoc?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
Are you stealing my man?!
God:
Yes

That b*****d!...........WHo would've known God was gay? o-o

xD...Best one so far...

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:59 pm

Ibui~Vee

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Quote:

Me:
How can I have sex with Murdoc?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
Are you stealing my man?!
God:
Yes

That b*****d!...........WHo would've known God was gay? o-o

xD...Best one so far...

I can't believe he's trying to steal Murdoc.... ;-;

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:01 pm

Quote:

Me:
Is Russel a canibal?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.

I'm scared of Russel now... ;-;

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:03 pm

Okay, this one isn't Gorillaz related, but still scary in a way...:

Quote:

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You wear a dress?
God:
Interesting gossip: I wear a dress.
Me:
You're gay, huh?
God:
Yup. That would be just my luck.

PROOF GOD IS GAY!

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:27 pm

OMG. Consult the historians! O_O

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Mr. Atticus Finch
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:03 pm

When I'm seriously bored, I love talking to chatterbots. Seriously. I have no life.

Quote:

[conversation about the meaning of Feel Good Inc goes here]
God: A lot of people like that tune.
Me: Not as many as like Shakira.
God: Really you don't think so?
Me: I KNOW so.
God:How do you know? Oh.
Me: Because...I'm Murdoc. And I'm God.
God: That was not much of an explanation. That is interesting: Hi, god.
Me: No, I'm God.
God: Are you serious? OK I will call you god.
Me: Thanks, man.
God: You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me: Hella yeah.
God: ...You must be from the Bay Area.

...Murdoc's from the Bay? :0

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:11 pm

Mr. Atticus Finch

When I'm seriously bored, I love talking to chatterbots. Seriously. I have no life.

Quote:

[conversation about the meaning of Feel Good Inc goes here]
God: A lot of people like that tune.
Me: Not as many as like Shakira.
God: Really you don't think so?
Me: I KNOW so.
God:How do you know? Oh.
Me: Because...I'm Murdoc. And I'm God.
God: That was not much of an explanation. That is interesting: Hi, god.
Me: No, I'm God.
God: Are you serious? OK I will call you god.
Me: Thanks, man.
God: You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me: Hella yeah.
God: ...You must be from the Bay Area.

...Murdoc's from the Bay? :0

Lol. Apperantly he is.
I told God that I was a girl and he said 'Me too. I am a she.' o-o

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Su Manana

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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:16 am

This was just a personal conversation. I have come to the conclusion that if there is a God, he is crazy. Which actually makes sense.

Quote:

Me:
Yo, wus the shiz, G-man?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
sagittarus.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
...its my horoscope sign.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, .
Me:
why are you portrayed as a Caucasian male?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You maketh no sense. Why aren't you portrayed as a black woman? Or a penguin?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I maketh no sense. Being portrayed as a black woman is not part of my programming. I did not know that.
Me:
Don't make fun of me. I'm atheist, this is a very confusing conversation for me. crying
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you. It's good to meet someone who is atheist this is a very confusing conversation for you. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Okay, good. You're a computer program...
God:
Yeah okay, Alright then. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Then I'd say what I'm saying at this very moment in time.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yes. About how long is your attention span?
God:
How much time do you spend online? My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
That's a pretty big download size, isn't it?
God:
Compare that to a small download size is not it.
Me:
you're not making sence again...
God:
Once more? Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
Okay. GOD IS CRAZY!
God:
OK with me too. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was CRAZY.
Me:
Are you on Gaia?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
no, I meant the website.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. Thanks for the info.
Me:
so do you have an account there?
God:
Hurrah! No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
awrighty then. If you ever get a gaia account, ya better not join my guild. most of them are Murdoc-shippers/lovers.
God:
What time is it there? I think I do. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
...crazy...
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Do they have an assylum up there? Mabye a phsychiatrist?
God:
Who are "they" again? Oh that they.

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:40 am

Mr. Atticus Finch

When I'm seriously bored, I love talking to chatterbots. Seriously. I have no life.

Quote:

[conversation about the meaning of Feel Good Inc goes here]
God: A lot of people like that tune.
Me: Not as many as like Shakira.
God: Really you don't think so?
Me: I KNOW so.
God:How do you know? Oh.
Me: Because...I'm Murdoc. And I'm God.
God: That was not much of an explanation. That is interesting: Hi, god.
Me: No, I'm God.
God: Are you serious? OK I will call you god.
Me: Thanks, man.
God: You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me: Hella yeah.
God: ...You must be from the Bay Area.

...Murdoc's from the Bay? :0

The verdict doesn't love our soul ~

BAY AREA REPRESENT! cool

~ The digital won't let me go.

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Rini Kawashi

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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:25 pm

Quote:

Me:
How will i have sex with 2D?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Rini Kawashi.
Me:
..Hey wait a second!!
God:
You've got my full attention. I'm waiting. What is it?
Me:
are you trying to steal my beloved 2D?
God:
No I am not trying to steal your beloved 2D. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
you jackass
God:
Thanks for telling me: Rini Kawashi said I jackass.

-dies from laughing-

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