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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:36 pm
Ayane:I love you ******** Hayate he can come find me
Bass:I hope Tina dosent become a Pro-wrestler
Zack:I wear a bra
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:03 am
Kasumi: Ayane I am your half-sister.
Ayane: NOOOOOOOoo.... oh wait, I already knew that damnit!
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:29 pm
Ayane: I'm really not a good ninja. I'm too nice.
Kasumi: Hmm.. Why haven't I killed you yet...
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:30 pm
Bass:
Bass: Why, of course you can go out with Tina, Zack!
Bass: OHMYGAWD DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!
Ein: (wearing his C3 in DoAU/DoA3) I'm too sexy for my shirt... so sexy that it hurts...
Kasumi: stare -bitchslaps Ayane-
Ayane: mad -bitchslaps back-
Kasumi! scream -bitchslaps again-
-bitchslap fight-
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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:15 pm
Tina:Zack will you go out with me?
Zack:NEVER
Bass:ZACK YOU WILL GO OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Helena: Screw tea! I want beer, damnit!~
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:37 am
Bayman: *singing* I feel pretty...oh, so pretty...
Zach: *insert something intelligent with words at least four syllables long here*
(Note: I have nothing against Zach or Bayman. This is just all I could think of. stressed )
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 7:29 am
Ayane: ZOMBIES!! Zombies have overrun Raccoon City. We need to get help.
What?!? It's something she wouldnt say...right.
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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:06 pm
Any:ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:06 pm
Anyone sweatdrop : Kamikaze Watermelon Attack!!!!
Ryu: I'm tired of being a ninja... I think I want an exciting career in...fast food service! blaugh
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:24 am
Kasumi: I'm searching for Jan Lee not Hayate.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:40 pm
Kasumi: "Damm! I don't have enough money to get to a plane ticket to DOA HQ Europe where my brother has been taken to."
Ayane: "I have an idea, lets just stand in that street corner over there for a while."
Kasumi: "What! Are you out of your mind!?"
Ayane: "Okay, lets get Hitomi and Liefang to do a movie together, then we sell it on the internet, we will make tons of cash!"
Kasumi: "No way! I don't want any part in prostitution or pornography."
Ayane: "Fine! Ms. goody two shoes hoe! Try to get a real job then instead of whining where's Hayate all the time."
Kasumi: "I will!"
Narrator: She then slaps Ayane, walks away and gets a job at the Mcdonalds in Japan!
The story continues later. smile
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:26 pm
Doafan Any:ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:39 am
Gloglablyn Kasumi: "Damm! I don't have enough money to get to a plane ticket to DOA HQ Europe where my brother has been taken to." Ayane: "I have an idea, lets just stand in that street corner over there for a while." Kasumi: "What! Are you out of your mind!?" Ayane: "Okay, lets get Hitomi and Liefang to do a movie together, then we sell it on the internet, we will make tons of cash!" Kasumi: "No way! I don't want any part in prostitution or pornography." Ayane: "Fine! Ms. goody two shoes hoe! Try to get a real job then instead of whining where's Hayate all the time." Kasumi: "I will!" Narrator: She then slaps Ayane, walks away and gets a job at the Mcdonalds in Japan! The story continues later. smile XD I'm in my 2nd hour right now and I just bursted out with laughter XD XD
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:22 pm
(Continuation of story)
Kasumi (in the drive thru intercom): Would you like fries with that?
Zack: No thanx, I thinks the fryes already's come wit da cumbo.
Kasumi ( in intercom): Would you like to supersize that sir?
Zack: How many time I got to tell you I don't want it biotch!?
(Narrator) Zack then drives in his Escalade to the window.
Kasumi: That will be 700 Yen sir. HUH! Zack?! Weren't you the man who put us on that Island telling me that Hayate was on your Island?!
Zack: Dang! Busted! ("MUST CHANGE SUBJECT!")I don' knows but seein' ya prance aroun' in tha Macadonldas unifourm supasized ma ballz!
(Narrator) Kasumi wisely sees through Zack's pathetic attempt to cover his selfish lies and pours ice cold tea on his lap and crotch, Zack drives away quickly and tells his posse he has an idea. Meanwhile, Kasumi gets fired by the manager and her being Japanese means she has no chance of winning a court settlement. Too bad.
The story continues...
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