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| Are you voting Voldo/Kroenen in '04? |
| Yes! Katars belong in the White House! |
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83% |
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| No. Those two are freaks. |
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| No. I'm a poor soul who doesn't live in the US. |
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| Total Votes : 6 |
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 Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:13 am
As you enter the office, you see Ember sitting behind the sole desk, messing with a graphics program. After you've stood there for a few minutes, Ember looks and notices you.Oh! Hi. Sorry, I'm kinda busy, what with me being the only person working here. Ah! Unless you've come to help? 
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:46 pm
I want to see Voldo make a speech.
Voldo:Ssssss
xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:02 pm
lmao! heart I love Kroenen. I'd go bump with him in the night ANY time. gonk
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:11 pm
It could be a sitcom I've been working on
Nightmare: HELLO, KILIK!! I AM NIGHTMARE!! Meet my new friend, Voldo!!
Voldo: HUEWHHH HUEWHHH!!
Nightmare: Voldo says you're boring!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:56 pm
No! They're write in candidates. Vote Voldo!
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:39 pm
Ember Darc No! They're write in candidates. Vote Voldo! Omgwtf VOTE KROENEN. >/ ... gonk
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:16 am
Tea-Sama Ember Darc No! They're write in candidates. Vote Voldo! Omgwtf VOTE KROENEN. >/ ... gonk They're running mates. Voldo's the front man, since he's more popular, but Kroenen's the real power.
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:33 am
Ember Darc Tea-Sama Ember Darc No! They're write in candidates. Vote Voldo! Omgwtf VOTE KROENEN. >/ ... gonk They're running mates. Voldo's the front man, since he's more popular, but Kroenen's the real power. This election's rigged... stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:13 am
Are you saying that because I don't live in the USA, I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare me my life from this monstrosity!
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:54 am
BGBW Are you saying that because I don't live in the USA, I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare me my life from this monstrosity! Yes, quote Queen. Make your sad existance feel a littl better. cry Daxmort This election's rigged... stare No, rigged would being that any who votes for Bush or Kerry actually votes for Voldo. It's just a simple ploy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:37 pm
BGBW Are you saying that because I don't live in the USA, I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare me my life from this monstrosity! Easy come; Easy go, will you let me go?
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:47 am
Ember Darc Yes, quote Queen. Make your sad existance feel a littl better. cry Vote Queen? Rock on, Freddy Mercury and the boys as the oligarchy of our nation! biggrin (of course, we'd need to revive Freddy Mercury first, but that's why science exists right? To bring back dead rock stars?) Edit: Now that I think about it, there's something I don't get here. Perhaps I missed it, but it's never specified who's going to be President, and who's going to be Vice President. Sure, the order suggests Voldo (whom I am always mysteriously inclined to typo as 'Volvo') is running for Commander-in-Chief and Kroenen for Vice President. But why Voldo over Kroenen? What qualities make an S&M-fetish, blind hissingman with katars more Presidentially fit than a speechless holdover from World War II that also wields katars (didn't see Hellboy and I'm not familiar with the comics at all, so I'm just going on what I inferred from the previews here)? Is this because Voldo has a political supermind hidden under the pale skin and harnesses, and Kroenen was just brought on board to swing the votes of Hellboy fans, Neo-Nazis, and katar fans who are not also S&M fans, or are both of these men simply figureheads, puppets which will be manipulated by the mysterious katar-wielding Assassins of the Diablo II: LoD universe? The voters want to know! (P.S.: Looking over the post more closely I noticed that Ember already clarified this, but...well, just humor me. I put a lot of hard work [read: 5 minutes] into my crackpot theories up there and I'd be heartbroken to see them go to waste crying )
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:57 am
Naaro Yoichi Ember Darc Yes, quote Queen. Make your sad existance feel a littl better. cry Vote Queen? Rock on, Freddy Mercury and the boys as the oligarchy of our nation! biggrin (of course, we'd need to revive Freddy Mercury first, but that's why science exists right? To bring back dead rockstars?) No...that's just why I exist. twisted *Resurrects Freddie Mercury, Kurt Cobain and the long lost member of The Ramones...* xp
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:11 am
Daxmort No...that's just why I exist. twisted *Resurrects Freddy Mercurdy, Kurt Cobain and the long lost member of The Ramones...* xp *looks at Freddy Mercurdy, the insurance salesman of Waterloo, Illinois* Not...quite...what I was aiming for. sweatdrop (Sorry, couldn't resist wink ...according to the Greatest Hits CD I have it's Freddie, not Freddy, so technically I made an error too xp )
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