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Note, this is a private RP journal for Pikaia's Children, please ask permission before posting. I'm pretty open to journal RP so don't worry too much.

Pikaia's children is copyright CoronaViridae, and as such, she rocks.

What y'all need to know about Newton.

Full Name: Career E-4 Newton Theophilat, prefers to be called Newton or Newt, call her Fig or by her last name at your own peril. Calling her Sergant will amuse her and you might live.
Age: 27
hair: Dirty Blonde, medium length
Eyes: Brown
Build: hearty.
Gender: Female
Occupations: Field Mechanic, most recently Truck Driver
Currently: Year long sabbatical, but is making underground subversive t-shirts to annoy the fanatical and the evangelical.
Personality Traits: Energetic, Eccentric, dislikes kissasses, MISCHEIVOUS
Likes: Indian Food, metal sculpture, j-indie rock, and joke books.
Dislikes: Idiots of various flavors, stick in the muds, going emo and pizza
Fears: political stuff of various forms, RATS

Newton is an E-4 career officer, which in military means that she was a solider, not an officer in anyway but did work under the army. She is not one to believe in kissing up to someone of a higher rank JUST to get promotions. Her life before the army was so mind-numbingly dull she prefers not to speak of it, but from the looks of things it was a fairly religious upbringing. She joining shortly after becoming 18, and got station in India where she got exposed to the culture, the religion and dozens of mind-numbing hours of guard duty. During which she re-discovered the old military humor of Skippy's list through her fellow soldiers, who now regret such a thing. (Icy hot? Try liquid HEAT)

At 24 she was honorably discharged from the army with no lasting scars or lasting grudges. Shortly after she took up truck-driving as a source of income, since she basically lived by herself, she saved most of her money.
After three years of trucking, she had enough to buy herself an RV, some goldfish tanks and still had enough to live for a year just travelling around.

Then came the great quake, which happened when Newton was driving along the west coast, thankfully farther inland and not near anything that crushed her RV, just shook her up a lot. Making a line for Civilization before hitting the road again it was only a few weeks later that she began hearing the hub-bub about the new things washing ashore. When the religious groups starting screaming fits.. It was like heaven had opened up and given her the perfect target for pranks. Newton takes a rather mixed, near religious view on life. She respects and loves it, and so far no one has been harmed in the making of one her pranks... yet. But with the future looming in..

Newtons stuff, Taken, Bought, Given, made, found

Bought: 1920 RV, bought from india, has new fuel conversion unit in place of engine. Rest of space used for storage.

10 sets of clothes mostly trousers, t-shirts, jeans usual stuff

1 dress Sairi violet and gold.

3 goldfish bowls

2 betta fish: Kappa and mikey. genders unknown

Given: 3 military uniforms which have been in storage for a while.

(the prank supply list goes here: 3 packs of rainbowcolored condoms, 3 inflatable sheep, petroleum jelly, 5 packs of superglue, $150 'mad money', edible body dye, Jello Biafra tapes + subwoofer boombox, baggie of rubberbands, industrial strength chocolate laxative, itching powder, empty 'body lotion' bottles, cheez whiz, three rubber gimp masks, four pairs of handcuffs, disposable camera, latex gloves, 4 different tazers, and some computer disks labelled 'do not open until XXXXX"))

Taken: 2 packs of gum, some license plates from a Religious fantatic's car (they were replaced with "I ******** children" banners in the back. don't ask what else happened.) and a hamsterwheel. we don't ask about the hamster wheel.

Made: her own DIY silk-screen shop. 58" embroidery hoop with taffeta inside, sticky-tack glue, paint brush, bleach, acrylic paints in: Red, Black, White, Yellow, Pink and oh god no green.

thus far has made 40 shirts. Wears one with her own Anti-Pikaia's children slogan on it. IN PUBLIC.

Found: Bits of driftwood, partial sand dollar, 7 pieces of nicely frosted sea glass

Cassi's stuffs

Taken:

Bought: This is what online retailers are for dumbass.

Made:

Found:

Given: Goldfish bowl, filter pump, and several plastic animal toys.

cassieopeia's cultural notes go here. after I talk with ceevee about them

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