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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:59 am
♥ Look into these eyes of mine... ---------------
My dad went out to play pool last night, right?
Well, I stayed up on Gaia all night, like always.
He never came home. So at 5:30 I decided I'd
go out for a nice morning bike ride. On my way
home from circling the neighborhood, I see my
dad walking down the road. Supposedly he ran
out of gas from a shell station TEN MILES FROM
OUR HOUSE! And, he was only wearing one shoe.
Now, tell me this isn't a shocking story. xD
[ EDIT ] He wrecked his truck in a ditch. Dumbass.
'Scuse my French.
--------------- ...and wonder what could be ♥
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:14 am
O_o I bet he was too drunk to get the key in the ignition so he just stumbled home, and traded a shoe for his life with a pack of hobos on the way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:38 pm
Oh, I'm quite sure that he was on hismerry way home when a dinosaur came out of nowhere and threw his truck to a ditch. Then, he threw his shoe to the dinosaurs face, and because, as everyone knows, dinosaurs are alergic to shoes, this made the dinosaur dizzy, so your father must have used such an opportunity to tame him and take a ride home. He must have stumbled with some evildoers who stole his dinosaur from him on the way and thats what took him so long.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:25 pm
Holy hell!
Reminds me of the time my dad was high on Acid in a Grocery Store Parking lot...this was before I was born but...anywho, he lost a shoe and a SOCK!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:05 pm
xd
Oh no. Poor guy.
Did you tease him too badly?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:08 pm
And he didn't call? neutral
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:34 pm
xd Ummm... that's what happens when you get that drunk! I s'pose he's kinda lucky he didn't get pulled over by a cop. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:32 pm
♥ Look into these eyes of mine... ---------------
@Kaze: xD I wouldn't be suprised
if that were true.
@Ve: Did I tell you he had mud all over
his legs and feet? 0_o;
@Free: Are you kidding me? I teased him
all day! xD
@Lolli: No, and that's what made me mad.
@Bro: He's lucky he didn't die, actually.
--------------- ...and wonder what could be ♥
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:03 pm
Ah, well that's true.
Get this story though... my boss, said when he was a teen, was at this party, and he had a Ford Pinto (little car, for those who don't know), and he was drunk as hell, and was trying to go home... well, he went around this curve too fast, flipped his car, lost the bumper, and they hauled a** and left the car, and went back to the party...
So this guy comes in, "Dude, look at all this stuff!" carrying a bunch of stereo equipment, and he's like "There was this car out in the middle of nowhere", so my boss was like "Dude, that's my stuff!" So he got that back, and him and his friends went back, flipped the car over, and looked for the bumper, but couldn't find it... so they all went home...
Well, the police found the bumper. xd I think he said he was awake, but pretending to be asleep, but the cops came knocking at their door, damn early in the morning, with the bumper... lol So anyway, they're going up to wake him up, and they're like "Well, he's probably in enough trouble..." He says he never heard the end of it from his dad... xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:06 pm
Brother_Ein Ah, well that's true. Get this story though... my boss, said when he was a teen, was at this party, and he had a Ford Pinto (little car, for those who don't know), and he was drunk as hell, and was trying to go home... well, he went around this curve too fast, flipped his car, lost the bumper, and they hauled a** and left the car, and went back to the party... So this guy comes in, "Dude, look at all this stuff!" carrying a bunch of stereo equipment, and he's like "There was this car out in the middle of nowhere", so my boss was like "Dude, that's my stuff!" So he got that back, and him and his friends went back, flipped the car over, and looked for the bumper, but couldn't find it... so they all went home... Well, the police found the bumper. xd I think he said he was awake, but pretending to be asleep, but the cops came knocking at their door, damn early in the morning, with the bumper... lol So anyway, they're going up to wake him up, and they're like "Well, he's probably in enough trouble..." He says he never heard the end of it from his dad... xd ♥ Look into these eyes of mine... ---------------
LMAO!
That is like hilarious! I can't believe
they took his crap, not knowing it was
his. Then showing back up at the party?
That's just nutz. xD
--------------- ...and wonder what could be ♥
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