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Ok, you are you're paintball hardened team go to your local field on Saturday to have fun and play Paintball.

When you get to the field you see none of the normal people usually there, but instead, a huge. ((I mean HUGE)) group of walk-on's, rabbits, and muppets.



Now they challenge your guys to game when you get there, thinking they'll beat you. You don't know how experience any of them are, so you decide to play like you were in a tournament.

Now this road goes down two different paths from here.


Woodsball-As you guys enter the woods and the game begins, you stay low and keep quiet. You can hear the other team talking. Seting up an Ambush, you fire one shot and hit one. Instantly the six others there instantly surrender because they're afarid of being shot.

Next your Sniper is laying down and one comes from behind a tree. He takes on shot and the newbie is out. Instantly three more come out in a row in a STRAIGHT LINE. They are all quickly gone. Game over, you win.

Speedball-

You guys get on oppisite sides of the field and it begins. They all stay behind a single bunker. You flank while they shoot. It only take two of you to get up to the bunker within 10 seconds and eliminate them all.


Do you ever feel sorry when you play people like that? My team had to broken up, otherwise we weren't allowed to play with the kids.

I took out an entire team of rookies by myself once. My team didn't even move up. I traded off my Sniper for my Tippmann for a single match and I took them all out in minutes.


Share your stories of rookie killing here.

Funniest rookie moment i ever had which is the only one, was some kid who this was his first time started the game and went the the bunker infront of him it was a dorito. Well hes lying down on it pravicly, and he didnt move the entire game and all i had to do when he was the last guy was pop off a few in his direction and when i didnt hit him i was a little frustrated, so i just unloaded like 20 shots in his direction and hit him about 8 times on his back.

When i play with Miami Devious some funny s**t happens. We usually all go over to the woods ball field and all the kids with the cammo are like. Dude were gonna own you cause I got a 50 inch barrel. Well........................what happens is unlike them im up on there 50 in 2 seconds. Since theres no rules for rof im shooting like 25 and all the sniper kids have a heart attack. Then we usually run upp and bunker all of em.Not to offend the woodsballers but why do you always think you can own the speedballers.

We were just to fast. We were up right on em before they could set up a shot.

I don't know why all the rookies say they'll snipe me. I play Sniper, but in paintball, that's basically mastering the art of ambush. You can't paintball sniper. You let the enemy get close to you and then when they are in really close you take a shot. It's the art of camo and ambush. Because all the rookies come up to me after games and go, "Hey! You sniped me!"