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 Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:06 pm
*HBK Comes out dressed exactly as one of the doinks, except it's all a mask instead of facepaint, to Mr. The Clown's music, and steps in the ring, accompanied by a midget dressed exactly as dink, and the crowd thinks its doink*
"*Squeezes nose*
HONK HONK.'
[really high voice]" I understand some Mr. The Clown is impersonating me! I will not accept this! He brings nothing but stupidity and jokes to clowns across america, especially me, Doink!"[/really high voice]
*Rips off mask*
"For those of yoou who don't know, I am Shawn Michaels, and am here to make fun of doink, SO, If you will direct your attention to the titantron..."
*a video montage plays of doink getting beat up by Umaga, Crush, and any Most other people in the WWF/E, Accompanied by the entrance theme of Mr. The Clown himself."*
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 am
The real Doink appeared on stage with a microphone in his hand.
"Shawn, Shawn, damn that was pitiful. Who did your makeup, Courtney Cox? Well, anyways, looking past the worst impression since the prince of funk, I have to say something to you.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I'm Mr. the Clown, damnit! I have been putting all of my valuable time into making sure this company was profitable, and this is the thanks I get? Well, here's what I'm going to do. I'll beat the holy hell out of you at Vengeance. We'll do it 2 out of three falls. The first match will be the heartbreak happy drug hour, or whatever the hell its called. The second will be the circus match. If, by some fluke, you survive through the first two, I'll have a special surprise for the third match. Well, good luck, you're gonna need it."
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