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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:07 pm
How to Worship the All Mighty Fluffy
Part One How to bow down to the All Might Fluffy:
When you bow down to the All Mighty Fluffy you must show appreciation and hope it doesn't kill you or your hamsters. You must bow all the way down the the floor until the floor touches your nose. Warning: Do not wear tight pants. wahmbulance Do not show love because the All Mighty Fluffy shall bite your head off because it has no heart.[has not been actually proven yet] The Fluffy may be sleeping most of the time and won't probably notice you at all and might be grumpy when he wakes up.Warning: Do not poke the All Mighty Fluffy wahmbulance Instructions to Bow:1| Put your arms in the air like you just don't care.2| Bow down onto your knees and make sure your nose is touching the floor. Warning: Do not wear tight pants. wahmbulance 3| Chant something cool and hope Fluffy does not eat you.Warning: Do not poke the Fluffy. wahmbulance
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:24 pm
*scribbles all this down in a notepad*
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:43 pm
*Takes notes*
Why can't we poke him? T,T
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:52 pm
Moon no Youkai *Takes notes* Why can't we poke him? T,T Never do it, You will meet the wrath of Fluffy like I have, it was horrible, just never poke him!
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:19 pm
Danger Llama Moon no Youkai *Takes notes* Why can't we poke him? T,T Never do it, You will meet the wrath of Fluffy like I have, it was horrible, just never poke him! *blinks and salutes* Aye
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:27 pm
Fluffy is scary when he's angry.
*is sitting in a dark corner, shivering and white faced, rocking back and forth*
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:17 pm
*waves arms around then softly slams head onto the ground and whisper* Your are awesome and i will obey almost your every word....please don't kill me
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:53 am
*walks up to fluffy*
Bite me. Do it, I dare you to.
*raises arm, and sticks out finger, moving closer and closer*
Little do you know, that my head grows back. Wouldn't be the first time someone took it off.
*points ar scars on neck*
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:32 pm
You aren't the ultimate god you know. I poked him and he chased after me. I have a witness. He shall eat you whole.
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:34 pm
All hail the mighty fluffy?
I rather worship Capt'n Crunch, you see he will take us to the after life sadly fluffy will do nothing If I worship it.
Also capt'n crunch offers his diabetic cereal. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:46 am
dasalteleid *walks up to fluffy* Bite me. Do it, I dare you to. *raises arm, and sticks out finger, moving closer and closer* Little do you know, that my head grows back. Wouldn't be the first time someone took it off. *points ar scars on neck*
he will swallow your whole body in one time eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:18 am
must resist temptation to poke fluffy >.<
this is so hard!! gonk
*bangs head on wall*
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:50 pm
Nightmares!!!!
gonk
*runs away screaming*
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:06 pm
But.. it's.. so... fluffy.. and... cute.. *squats down and sticks finger out, inching forward*
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:45 pm
liayn2 dasalteleid *walks up to fluffy* Bite me. Do it, I dare you to. *raises arm, and sticks out finger, moving closer and closer* Little do you know, that my head grows back. Wouldn't be the first time someone took it off. *points ar scars on neck*
he will swallow your whole body in one time eek
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