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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:35 pm
Jason Roberts: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:46 pm
*Jazz's theme played on the PA System as those insane ECW Fans were cheering. She stomped on stage with her usual pissed off look and walked down the path to the ring.*
Jason: Hailing from New Orleans, Louisianna, weighing in at 140 lbs, Jazz!
*She climbed through the ropes and paced around as she waited for Vince.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:13 pm
*audience gets quiet*
Jason: And now, hailing from Greenwich and Stamford, Connecticut, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, he is MR. MCMAHON!
*music plays*
NnnnnnnnnNo chance! That's what ya got!
*Vince struts out and does his walk down to ringside*
ECW fans chant: "YOU LIKE c**k! YOU LIKE c**k!"
*Vince flexes his muscles and tells them to shut up*
*Vince gets in the ring and graps the mic*
Vince: Welcome to ECW! My ECW!
*fans boo*
Vince: You see, I bought this company. I saw it dying and I used my almighty lungs to give ECW CPR and breathe life into it! All of you should be on your hands and knees thanking me. If it wasn't for me, all of you would be at home watching a Sunday afternoon movie in your underwear while stuffing your faces with cheese steak subs with one hand and scratching your hemorroidal rear ends with the other hand. 3nodding
*fans boo and then chant*
YOU'RE AN a*****e!
*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
YOU'RE AN a*****e!
*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
Vince: Very nice. What hospitality here in the city of brotherly love. You people make me sick! SHUT UP!!! scream
*fans boo*
Vince: Jazz, I upped the ante in our match if you accept.
*footage is shown from interview with Todd Grisham from earlier today*
Jazz, will you accept those stipulations? twisted
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:54 pm
*She nodded to the agreement and attempted a kick to Vince's midsection.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:00 pm
*Vince gets kicked in the gut*
UGH!
mad This is my first match! I was supposed to get the first hit and the victory! *whispers* HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST THE SCRIPT! mad
*attempts to slap Jazz across her left cheek*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:01 pm
*Jazz stumbled back from the slap to the cheek. She shrugged it off and tried for a chop to his chest.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:17 pm
Carlene Moore Begnaud *Jazz stumbled back from the slap to the cheek. She shrugged it off and tried for a chop to his chest.* *Vince gets chopped in the chest* *he then attempts a chest chop to Jazz...but hesitates* redface Ah! What the hell! evil *attempts to chop Jazz's chest* pirate
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:19 pm
*Jazz stumbled to the ropes from the shot to the chest.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:21 pm
*Vince sees Jazz stumble to the ropes*
*he then charges and attempts to clothesline her over the top rope*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:22 pm
*Jazz fell over through the ropes and over to the outside.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:26 pm
*Vince smiles and flexes in the ring* biggrin cool
*motions for person at ringside to give him a mic*
*grabs mic*
JAZZ! You messed with the wrong person! I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMNIT! I'm going to use you as an example of what becomes of people who cross the boss. That'll teach you not to call me a b***h ever again! pirate
*tosses mic outside of ring*
*watches as ref begins a 10-count on Jazz*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:27 pm
*She grabbed onto the apron for support and climbed back into the ring.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:29 pm
*Vince helps pull her up and attempts a snapmare*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:29 pm
*She reversed it by going for a thumb to the eye before it connected.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:31 pm
ah! whee
YOU LITTLE b***h! scream
*Vince sumbles around while trying to get his eyeball to refocus*
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