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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:35 pm
*Todd Grisham goes backstage where he sees Mr. McMahon doing bicep curls*
Todd: Mr. McMahon! Mr. McMahon! I was wondering if I could get a word with you about your match tonight.
*Vince puts down weights*
Vince: Ok. Shoot.
Todd: Mr. McMahon, are you ready for your match tonight against Jazz? This was originally supposed to be a verbal debate with Cyrus. What are your thoughts on the match change?
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon, damnit! I wouldn't be in this match if I didn't agree to it. You want to know if I'm ready? Well, you're damn right I'm ready. You see, Todd, if you saw Saturday Night's Main Event last night, you know that DX beat my Spirit Squad and you probably saw Shawn Michaels super kick me into a damned holding cell! You know what that does to me? THAT PISSES ME OFF!!! scream I've been pumping this iron all night and all morning and all afternoon long, Todd! I'm going to beat the holy hell out of Jazz. Man, woman, child, it doesn't matter. I'm the boss. I'm in charge. I'm so confident about winning tonight's match that I want to up the ante, if you will. Tonight, if I beat Jazz, she has to get her head shaved (by anyone in the locker room who wants to come out after the match and shave it; if nobody comes out then I'll shave it myself) and then wrestle her next three matches bald!!! twisted If she beats me, I will reveal the Higher Power (aka my true Gaian identity, not that it would matter if I'm someone most people wouldn't know anyway). pirate
*Todd's mouth drops in shock* eek
*Vince grins devilishly* twisted
*screen goes to commercial break*
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:34 am
Edge walks in and notices McMahon pumping Iron, he decides to greet him. "Vince McMahon...what a surprise." He said looking at him. "My good man, let me clear something up for you. You see, everytime you come out to the ring, people boo you..." He went on. "But they don't boo you because they are jealous of you....they boo you because you totally suck.." The crowd pops as Edge grins, some are shocked at the audacity of Edge to badmouth the boss, but thunderstruck by his courage.
"And as for wrestling a match against Jazz, well, I don't know if you realized this Vin Man, but..Fighting a woman in the ring, does not make you a tough man." The crowd cheers him on once again. "Don't get me wrong Vince, you've got a lot going for you. You're the leader of a billion dollar company, you're absolutely rich...but it doesn't make up for the fact that you've got bad hair, false teeth...and a sterroid ridden body.." The fans go crazy chanting Edge's name as they wait for a response from Mr. McMahon, you can tell he doesn't appreciate being disrespected like this.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:08 am
Test charged down the hall going for a clothesline to Edge.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:22 am
Edge see's Test coming and runs and ducks out of the way at the last second. A second longer and this big burly canadian would've taken his head off. "Let me guess...you're McMahon's personal enforcer.." he asked him.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:58 pm
Trent Valentine Edge walks in and notices McMahon pumping Iron, he decides to greet him. "Vince McMahon...what a surprise." He said looking at him. "My good man, let me clear something up for you. You see, everytime you come out to the ring, people boo you..." He went on. "But they don't boo you because they are jealous of you....they boo you because you totally suck.." The crowd pops as Edge grins, some are shocked at the audacity of Edge to badmouth the boss, but thunderstruck by his courage. "And as for wrestling a match against Jazz, well, I don't know if you realized this Vin Man, but..Fighting a woman in the ring, does not make you a tough man." The crowd cheers him on once again. "Don't get me wrong Vince, you've got a lot going for you. You're the leader of a billion dollar company, you're absolutely rich...but it doesn't make up for the fact that you've got bad hair, false teeth...and a sterroid ridden body.." The fans go crazy chanting Edge's name as they wait for a response from Mr. McMahon, you can tell he doesn't appreciate being disrespected like this. I was supposed to have a verbal debate against Cyrus. He chickened out after he heard my incredible mic skills and saw my pectoral muscles! Jazz then challenged me to a match, you fool! Now, get the hell out of here before I fire your a**!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:57 am
"Easy Pops.." said Edge to Vince who was apparently angry. "Wouldn't want that vein on your neck to blow.. you have a nice day." He grinned arrogantly at Vince before leaving.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:31 am
Well Mr. M, I sure got ri of him didn't I?
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