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At my school, stage crew is entitled to certain liberties. and I wrote a song to the tune of A Pirates Life for me. The names refer to our Stage crew people. I didnt put myself in it because i am a girl. crying But none the less its funny and im proud of this song.

Wood, nails, hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me.



We work, we play,

We flirt all day,

Drink-up Mr. David!

We build, we paint,

We make the girls faint,

There isnt one we havent dated!



Wood, nails, hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me.



We go up ladders and

Work the mikes,

Lisa move the props!

We go to the booth,

And leave all our bikes,

Dillon you are the tops!



Wood, nails, hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me.



We have names like

Chuckie and Ms. McKay,

Crazy-Dan dont saw that off!

Well move a chair and

Call it a day,

Saw-dust comes out when they cough!



Wood, nails, hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me.



We work the lights and

Come late to class,

Ryan Veri smashes things!

We cant act at all,

We need Stage Crew to pass,

In the theater we are the kings!



Wood, nails hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me.



We come after school and

Create the sets,

Mr. David please dont die!

We fill him with liquor,

He always is wet,

We swear it is not a lie!



Wood, nails, hammers, girls,

A Stage-Crew life for me!!!

Amusing

I sometimes wish I was a techie or did stage crew

But I love performing too much : P