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 Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:26 pm
Take a part from any Final Fantasy and make an error!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:33 pm
Tidus wakes up in the ruins of Zanarkand, and calls out.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'?
I'm an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e!
Director: CUT!! Quit playing with the echo! stressed
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:25 pm
Squall hops into the convertible.
How do I drive this...? sweatdrop
He puts thepedal to the metal and crashes.
Ooo, look, I can fly! blaugh
He goes SPLAT on the gate and dies.
Director: (sigh) We need a new Squall.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:10 pm
end of ff7 when cloud realizes he's not reaching for aeris in the north cave but is infact falling cause of the earthquake in the carter.
::tifa reaches for him n calls his name::
::clouds starts to fall but sees tifa falling first so jumps to save her as she falls... real hero action here::
::tifa falling::
::cloud reaches to grab her but is instead slapped in the face by one of her huge boobs.... and totally misses:: AHH MY NOSE! x.x
::tifa... still falling::
::director:: that's gunna be a lawsuit o.o;
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:28 pm
::driving thru the wooded areas in FF7:
Cloud looking down at a map: So now, there should be a ninja somewhere in these woods somewhere....
::sudden scream n tiny "speed bump"::
Cloud: Oh christ o.o;;
Director: Strike two Cloud -.-;;
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:50 pm
Selphie messing with control pannel to deactivate missles
Selphie: I think I'll press... This one!
Computer: Missle Launch, activated.
Zell: Selphie what did you do?! We're supposed to deactivate them! Now I'll never get my hot dog...
Irvine: Cheer up pal, at least we're still alive.
Selfie presses another button.
Computer: Self destruct sequence activated. 10 seconds until detonation.
Zell: SELPHIE!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:59 pm
-laughes her a** off- So you did it, cuzee-pal-o'-mine! x3 <33 I won't even try; I'm not funny. OO;;
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:11 pm
awww give it a try! smile bloopers are funny, lol.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:46 pm
why yes... yes they are... 3nodding
Squall playing cards with Zell...
Zell: Ahah! Now you're in for it. He lays down an Ifrit card in the lower right hand corner, taking two of Squall's cards. Take that!
Squall: ... Lays down the squall card and takes over all the cards on the feild through combos.
Zell gapes.
Zell: Dude!!! Not fair!!! Come out, best 112/223!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:32 pm
Squall talking to the Queen of Cards
Queen of Cards: Hello.
Squall: Uh... hey. Umm technically since I'm the new King of Cards... would that make us married? Cause like... rinoa would kill me if she found out and...
Rinoa: Squall, what are you doing?
Squall: Nothing!!!
xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:50 pm
when you call a Shiva are on other, and one of you're alias are dead than they can walk again,
this works only one ffX
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:28 pm
 (Garnet has just let out a MASSIVE fart.)Garnet: Oh my goodness, excuse me! Vivi: DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!!! gonk Zidane: Uh... yeah... *cough*
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_-0--Hikari--0-_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:51 pm
Hikari89 (Garnet has just let out a MASSIVE fart.)Garnet: Oh my goodness, excuse me! Vivi: DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!!! gonk Zidane: Uh... yeah... *cough*
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:58 pm
Sephiroth is in the middle of a battle with Cloud, when a voice is heard.
Jenova: SEPHIROOOOOTH!!!
Sephiroth: Aw s**t...
Cloud: What the f-?
Jenova: Clean your room this instant!!
Cloud: Wonder what that looks like...
Sephiroth: But MOOOOOOM, I'm just about to kill a puny guy and destroy the world!!
Jenova: You can finish your diabolical plans AFTER your room is SPOTLESS!! Now drop that sword, young man.
Sephiroth: But Mo-
Jenova: Don't BUT your mother! DO AS I SAY!
Sephiroth: GRRR!!
He makes a tantrum, throwing the Masamune down and pouting.
Cloud: Dude, you're such a-
Sephiroth: Go @$%& yourself you defect!!
Cloud: ......
Sephiroth walks off, dissapearing. Cloud's bottom lip starts to tremble.
Cloud: ....Sephiroth's a big MEANIE!! crying
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 3:25 pm
Kitsune Mask Sephiroth is in the middle of a battle with Cloud, when a voice is heard.Jenova: SEPHIROOOOOTH!!! Sephiroth: Aw s**t... Cloud: What the f-? Jenova: Clean your room this instant!! Cloud: Wonder what that looks like... Sephiroth: But MOOOOOOM, I'm just about to kill a puny guy and destroy the world!! Jenova: You can finish your diabolical plans AFTER your room is SPOTLESS!! Now drop that sword, young man. Sephiroth: But Mo- Jenova: Don't BUT your mother! DO AS I SAY! Sephiroth: GRRR!! He makes a tantrum, throwing the Masamune down and pouting.Cloud: Dude, you're such a- Sephiroth: Go @$%& yourself you defect!! Cloud: ...... Sephiroth walks off, dissapearing. Cloud's bottom lip starts to tremble.Cloud: ....Sephiroth's a big MEANIE!! crying
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