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so this one time there was this chick who needed gold because she keeps forgetting to get it for her questies. Sooo, she posted in this thing called a spam thread. Her creativity was running quite low by the seocnd sentence, so she decided to take a story of hers and post it in here for the hell of it... her TCU parody story thing she wrote a while ago.

Unique.

Slashable.

Fruity.

Loveable.

Different.

Loud.

Funny.

These are just a few words to describe some of the members in the Teen Café Harem.

"Kristy, quit snuggling with my wife and do your homework!"

"But Mooooom!" Kristy whined. "She's my wife too!"

Cassie rolled her eyes. "And you're my daughter. Now do as you're told."

"Fine." Kristy walked out, mumbling incoherent obscenities about her mother.

At that moment, Todd walked in, sucking away on a Tooty-Fruity fruit rollup.

"You guys seen Joelsephine? We have some… unfinished business."

Kori could be heard giggling on the other side of the room.

"Todd!"

"What?"

"Remember, suck don't blow!" She continued giggling as Todd glared and moved on.

"Cassie?"

"Yes, Kori?"

"Guess what I have?" A sly grin crossed Kori's face as Cassie looked up, curious about what she had.

"Fruit rollups? A condom? Leather?" She faked a dramatic sob, "Oh my god! It's LAHR! Why, cruel world, why?" She fell into Kori's lap, the dramatic sob still going.

Shia's voice could be heard coming from another end of the large house. "What's with all the racket?" A secound later, she poked her head through the doorway of the large living room. "Please keep all sex-related things in the bedroom."

Kori smirked again and made herself comfortable in the bean bag, wrapping her arms around Cassie's waist. "Well, I'll give you a hint." She leaned her head up close to Cassie's left ear. "It's shiny."

Cassie squealed with joy. "A metallic condom!"

Kori rolled her eyes, playfully pushing Cassie off of the bean bag and onto the floor. "No, it's a DVD. A shiny DVD."

Cassie looked up, unphased. "We should have a party tonight."

At the mention of the word "party" Victor came rushing in.

"I heard somebody mention a party." He said, proud at how good his hearing was.

Cassie stood up, wiping herself off. "Yep. We're going to have a giant party, possibly a rave, we should so totally do it in the backyard."

Victor stood up tall then gave a salute. "Yes, ma'am. I'll heat up the pool A.S.A.P!"

Cassie saluted back, giving a cheesy grin. "Kori, would you like to go tell people?"

Kori stood up, joining in. "I'd be honoured!" She quickly ran off to find the other members of the Harem.

Cassie went into her room and started looking through her CDs and clothes.

Kori was running through the house, searching wildly for any sign of life. She stumbled upon Becca in the study. "Becca!"

"Yes, Kori?"

"We're having a party tonight! I need to help you pick out an outfit!" Before Becca could agree (or disagree), Kori ripped her out of the large chair and ran to her room. As Kori went through Becca's closet, Becca sat there, unsure of what to do.

"Damn, Becca, where's your bathing suit? The abnormally short skirt? The fluorescent green shirt?"

"I don't wear those kinds of clothes, dear Kori."

"Well then, you'll be borrowing from me." Kori left Becca sitting alone in her room and came back a few minutes later with a small black bikini, a short neon purple skirt, and a fluorescent green tank top.

"You don't expect me to wear that, do you?" Becca looked at the clothes, horrified.

"No Becca, I thought these would match your sheets." Kori said, sarcasm evident. "Of course you're going to wear them!" She chucked the clothes at Becca then went out, clicking the door shut behind her. She then took off to the garage, hoping to find a few members in there.

She found Todd throwing darts at a picture of Bush while Aisa and Chelia were playing ping-pong nearby. She cupped her hands around her mouth. "PARTY TONIGHT IN THE BACKYARD!" She looked over the three members as they turned her attention towards her. "Wear your bathing suit and any clothes good for a rave!" All three people nodded and ran off to their own rooms. Kori then headed to Joel's room.

Knock. Knock.

A mumble of some sort was heard. Kori pranced in and saw Joel asleep on his bed.

"Ooooh, Joel!"

"Whad'yawan?"

She looked down, confused. "Uh, right. Well, party tonight. Wear bright colours and your bathing suit." She pranced out as Joel groaned again and rolled over.

It was now seven thirty. Loud techno music was blaring as everybody danced, almost entranced. An occasional splash could be heard when somebody jumped into the pool.

Todd ran around, handing out glow-stick necklaces for people to wear.

Diddi came walking out, her shiny leather dominatrix outfit reflecting the light. Kori (who had been downing quite a bit of sake) ran over to greet Diddi.

"Diddi… I freaking love that outfit…"

Diddi smirked seductively, scratching Kori under the chin. "I thought you guys would like it."

Kori hiccupped a little. "Me-ow!"

Cassie and Shia were sharing a large intertube, laughing lightly. They didn't notice as Joel and Victor swam up behind them. Joel behind Shia, Victor behind Cassie. They both reached up and yanked the girls backwards. They both squealed before plunging under the cool water.

"Victor!"

"Joel!"

They both grinned cheesily before swimming off.

Cassie and Shia groaned, swimming back to their tube and mounting it again. Chelia soon swam over.

"Any extra room, girls?"

Cassie and Shia nodded, scooting around to make room. By the time Chelia was up there, all three girls' hips were touching, making moving a dangerous thing.

The music was growing louder, sweat making the bodies of anybody and everybody shine. Todd and Joel were in a corner, enjoying each others company and ignoring everything around them.

Aisa and Becca were sitting in a corner, talking about their opinions on these "silly parties." But it was all in good fun, of course they loved being in the Teen Café Harem. Each member was a truly good friend to them.

Diddi and Kori, now both drunk, continued to dance, not really chatting. Just enjoying being with one-another.

Kristy was dancing, her hips rhythmically matching the beat of the song, her glow-stick necklace swinging from side to side with each pulse. She was completely lost in the beat, and she liked it.

Victor went and joined Kristy in the dancing. They're bodies moving as one and they danced the night away.

♥Fin

-spamspamspam- I need 2000 gold and I'm not even halfway. XD;;;

So. To SPAM. Whooo. Well. Hiya. Mm-hmmmmmm.

School is starting soon. But I'm kinda looking forward to it. COOOOOKIEEE!!! <-- Don't ask.

Spamspamspamspamspam. Spamming is fun, if not pointless. But fun all the same, nyo? domokun domokun domokun

I wanna go to Borders. So I can read more Gravitation heart Man, that manga ROCKS. I've only read up to three. D:

I'm gonna write my TCU fic... sometime... soon... hopefully. I was writing it in my head last night, actually. XD When I was trying to fall asleep. And I've forgotten a lot of my ideas. D: But oh well. Bleeeeehhh.

Writing a long post. Can take a while.

Yesterday I sung a song about not remembering how to get a boat. XD My brother Jason was playing Chrono Cross and he was like.. how do you get the boat??? So I started singing about how I didn't remember "I don't remember how you get a boat, a boat, a boat, a boat, I dooooon't remember.... a boat!" etc. XD

Now. To post lyrics of one of my favorite songs, just to make the post longer! biggrin

Angely i demony kruzhili nado mnoj
Razbivali ternii i zvyozdnye puti*
Ne znaet schast'ya tol'ko tot,
Kto ego zova ponyat' ne smog...

I am Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...

Stand alone... Where was life when it had a meaning...
Stand alone... Nothing's real anymore and...

...Beskonechnyj beg...
Poka zhiva ya mogu starat'sya na letu ne upast',
Ne razuchit'sya mechtat'...lyubit'...
...Beskonechnyj beg...

Calling Calling, For the place of knowing
There's more that what can be linked
Calling Calling, Never will I look away
For what life has left for me
Yearning Yearning, for what's left of loving

Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...

And now in English!!! biggrin biggrin

Angels and demons were circling above me
swishing through the hardships and milky ways
The only one who doesn't know happiness
is the one who couldn't understand its call

I am Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
To stay myself longer...

Stand alone... Where was life when it had a meaning...
Stand alone... Nothing's real anymore and...

...Endless run...
While I'm alive, I can try not to fall while flying,
Not to forget how to dream... how to love
...Endless run...

Calling Calling, For the place of knowing
There's more that what can be linked
Calling Calling, Never will I look away
For what life has left for me
Yearning Yearning, for what's left of loving

To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
To stay myself longer...


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! =DDD Well. Now I'm listening to the Japanese version of 1000 words from FFX2, 1000 no kotoba. I WAS listening to the song above, but it ended. XD I don't know if I like the Japanese or English better for 1000 no kotoba. They both are cool. XD

"Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wo
Mienai
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete"

Yaaay. <3 ....mmkay, I think I like Japanese better now. XD Just as I like Japanese better for Real Emotion.

Annnnnd the song is ending. D: Yay? Kay, NOW it's over. XD And the next song playing issss... -listens- the ENGLISH version. XDDD Wooow. -skips- Mmkay, now Gravity from Wolf's Rain is playing. I looove that song.
"Without saying goodbye to yesterday, Are the memories I hold still valid? Or have the tears deluded them? Maybe this time tomorrow the rain will cease to follow and the mist will fade into one more today. Something somewhere out there keeps calling. Am I going home? Will I hear someone? Singing solace to the silent moooooooooon....."

Yesh. < 333

Well. Still spammething. Yayyy. I haven't eaten breakfast yet. XD I'm huuungry. "Still the road keeps on telling me to go on.."

Lesse... my classes next year are English, French, Chorus, Gym/Health, Science, Math, World Studies.... and I think that's it! XD Not in that order, however. We don't learn the order till like, the first day of school. -__-

And now Simple and Clean from Kingdom Hearts is playing! Coool. Oh, and before this post Sanctuary from KH2 was playing. Luff that song.

Oh, and if you're actually reading this entire post... you're awesome. XDDD heart heart heart

Spammmmm. I neeeeeeed gooooold....

I wonder, if there is ever a limit to a post? Like, if it's UBER long. Can they be as long as... you know... whatever? Or do they eventually get cut off? I mean, in emails they eventually cut off, but not after a loooong thing (I wrote one that cut off once xD; wink . Is it the same for gaia? o__o;

The song is ending. 25 more seconds.... 20.... XD So on and so forth. And next playing issss.... -waits- -waits- -waits-.... ... .... .... -waits- Duvet! XD I love this song. It's from the anime Lain, which I've actually never seen. But the song is cool.

Think this post is long enough yet? ...Nah.

I shalt torture you longer! IF you are reading this, that is. XD "And you don't seem the lying kiiiind. A shame that I can read your miiind..."

"And you know I don't mean to hurt you, but you know that it means so much. And you don't even feel a thiing. I am fallen, I am fading, I am drowning, help me to breeeeaaaathe..."

Whoooooooooo. Yeah. Spammmmmm. Mmmm. Mmmmm.

Anyways. What I wanna buy are Werewolf claws and a Pirate Patch. I also want something else too (which I can't remember right now xD; wink but that can wait. x333 I'll check what it is, though. -check- It's a Knot Black Top. It looks cool on my person. XD

I'm actually pretty glad I got the blue off. Cause I used to only look good in blue stuff, but now I can wear anything! XD Mostly black. I reeeaaally want an ice whip to go with my av, but like... those are as-pen-sif.

Now the song playing is Tell Me What the Rain Knows from Wolf's Rain. "Hark, hear the howl that eats the moon alive..." I actually haven't gotten to that part of the song yet, but I love that line. XDD O see how I drown in this sea...

Hmm... maybe THIS is long enough?

...sure. Okay. XD I'll post now.

Anytime now.

I'll be posting.





Okay. XD

Need MORE gold. Rawr. DD: I need like... mehh. XD 1400 for hair, and 1333 for a necklace. Meh.

I shall post becuase double gold week is almost over and my spam dislike is lessened when it's more worth it.

It makes so much gold but I might just go to bed now. I'm kind of tired.