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So today was any other Sunday for me. I got up at eight in the morning and prepared some semi-nice clothes to go to church with. Going to church all my life and knowing the scripture schedule, I already knew what passages would be talked about today. But the story is not about that.

Today, like every Sunday, I partook in the Catholic sacrament of Eucharist. After receiving the body and the blood of Christ, I returned to my seat and started praying. Suddenly, I suddenly felt something warm inside of me and everything just seemed brighter. I began to smile and laugh a bit (although I made sure my laugh was not heard) and for some reason I re-realized why exactly Christians celebrate the sacrifice of Jesus! I felt filled with the holy spirit!

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Well, the point of that story is that I got drunk off sacramental wine. sweatdrop I usually don't eat before church but I was unusually hungry today and after a few seconds with the body and blood I felt the symptoms of drunkenness hit me (after all I'm practically a 2-beer-queer - if you don't count me being gay already even without alcohol). It was so good that something from church made me feel that way, but I was a little embarrassed about it.

Discuss:

• How I should always eat before consuming any alcoholic beverage - even holy ones
  
• How awesome it is to be drunk in church
  
• Funny stuff that should never happen in a church setting.
  

I hope that my story was entertaining?

wow...thats some strong stuff they put in your church's wine...

You should eat food before the consumption of alchohol. It helps dilute the alchohol, making its effects on the body somewhat lighter (this is why people who haven't eaten get drunk a whole lot quicker then people who have, or are eating with their drinks).

I wouldn't think of being drunk in church as awesome...It's a holy place...and I used to have trouble enough paying attention...

Don't actually have any...I can't remember when I used to go to church regularly, and now I just don't go at all...

hehe, your body rejected the lord xD

its quite simple shram... you're the devil! or evil incarnate... or the antichrist

thats probably what the priest there believes lol

im sure you could
either way howd you get drunk on so little O_o?

That's what I wasn't sure about. It really wasn't much, but because I didn't eat dinner yesterday and I never eat before church, it just affected me like that.

Still rather odd maybe the spirit just chose to make you happy or sumet xd