Will all eventually be groped by me. ninja Er... in thoughts only. *hides from bootiful girly*

She knows I'm a pervy old fart though. That's why she lurvs me. Well, that and I'm lazy as all get out. Like Shikamaru.

o.o Chocolate covered ninja bodies... mm... the newest M&M treat, or a ficlet, you decide! xd I can't wait to read.