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 Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:32 pm
Yes, this is like my thread in the Phantom guild, but this is with any theatre character (from Hamlet to Elphaba).
Glinda: Damn I'm so fugly! WHY AM I FUGLY!!!!!!!!
Brooklyn: Why do I care so much about my stupid daddy who abandoned my mommy?
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:09 pm
Auedry II: Thats ok Seymour im not hungrey right now.
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:15 pm
Frank N' Furter: That's inappropriate behavior.
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:13 pm
Hamlet: ******** you dad! I have a new father now. He's replaced you!
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WickedElphie Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:53 pm
Elphaba: Hmmm... so you say that the world would be my oyster... *Evil laughter*
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:53 pm
Jane: (from the one-act 'Dentity Crisis) I'm so fortunate to have such a wonderful family ^^
Hedwig: *to Tommy* I don't care about you stealing my songs anymore. You sing them better.
Elphaba: I wanna be PURPLE!
Frank n Furter: Like my new and modest business suit?
Anabelle (from Lucky Stiff): SCREW THE DOGS! I'M IN MONTE CARLO WHERE I CAN GAMBLE AND DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (from Lucky Stiff): Shoes are fun!
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:46 pm
XD XD XD XD!!!!
I'll post some when I think of them.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:13 am
Joe from Damn Yankees: Hm, so I get to stay young, support my favorite team, AND hook up with this hottie. You know, losing my soul is looking pretty good...
Javert: You know what, just go 24601... I. I really don't care anymore. I think I'd rather go into dentistry.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:32 pm
Angel (Rent): Living out the short time we have left is boring. I can't wait to die!
Roger: Death is gonna rock!
Collins: Yay death!
Maureen: Shut up guys and be normal!
Kim (Bye Bye Birdie): A kiss from Conrad Birdie? EEEEEEEEEW!
Kate Monster (Ave. Q): Yay! A porn site!
Juliet: Hmm....Paris is hot...
Albin (La Cage): Okay ^^ I'll leave for a few days until the Dindons leave. I don't wanna embarrass anyone
Ulla: (the Producers): Ulla is being sexually harrassed by two perverts! Ulla sue Bialystock and Bloom!
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:45 am
The Phantom of the Opera: As president of the newly created "Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny Fan Club"...
Carlotta: I theenk zat, just thees once, I weel let Chreesteene zing my part-a. And, I 'ave baked-a cookeez for ze rest of ze cast.
Enjolras: Y'know what? Screw the Republic. I'm going to hook up with Grantaire and move to Costa Rica.
Hamlet: GUYS! I MADE UP MY MIND!
Marius Pontmercy: So then I got accepted into Harvard and...
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:13 pm
I thought of a couple last night, but I can only remember one of them right now.
Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady): Language sux!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:30 am
Kim from Miss Saigon speaking to Ellen: Chris is my man, bee-atch!
Tommy: I was just kidding, Mom. I could see and hear everything the whole time.
Oliver: I think I've been eating too much. Look at this gut!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:33 am
Beast: I think this coat looks good on me.
That's all I can think of now.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:41 pm
Tevye (from Fiddler, obviously): Go ahead, Chava! That guy of yours seems like a good kid. Who cares if he's not part of our tradition. ******** tradition!
Narrator (from Jospeh): Yeah! Kill Jospeh! I'll even make you all something out of that damned coat! Kill him!!
Pippin (Pippin): (Just after With You) I'm no longer empty and vacant!
Catherine: But Pippin, I haven't appeared yet...
Pippin: What would I want you and that whiny kid with the duck? I've got a bunch of whores all around me!
Catherine: Go jump into a ring of fire!! *storms off the stage*
Lesil (Sound of Music): Oh Rolf, let's go screw in my room! Who cares if you're a Nazi and are trying to kill my father? I still love you! We can be together forever!
Rolf: But...you're supposed to go climb some mountains and stuff.
Lesil: Oh! People exaggerate! We're going to take a train out of the country then to go America to become even more famous!
Rolf: Works for me! Let's go!!
That's all I have for now 3nodding
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:34 pm
Alice Nutting/Edwin Drood (Mystery of Edwin Drood): Who cares if my fame and fortune is in playing male roles and I can be a big snob about it, I WANNA PLAY A GIRL PART!
Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady): Lookat that hawt bee-yatch! She be lookin fiiiiiine!
Prince Herbert (Spamalot): Okay! I won't sing. I'll just get married to a woman and keep silent forever.
Song (M. Butterfly): Wait! Before we start this affair you have to know that I'm a man.
Gallimard: Hmmm.....secret homosexual relationship...I'm in! Guys are hot too! *tosses out porn magazine stash*
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