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 Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:44 pm
This is just for fun. Fill in the blanks with your own story! Here are the rules:
1. Nothing crude. There are young people in this guild too.
2. Nothing without any point at all. It can be stupid, but not completely senseless. It is just annoying when people do that.
3. Please be creative. Don't post something that is almost identical to another person's idea. It's illegal and it isn't nice.
4. Just have fun with it!
((If need be, more rules will be added.))
~Kuro
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:32 pm
Here is an example:
"Motoko(that's me), we have a serious problem."
"What is it Kazekage?"
"There is a ghost in the village."
"Oh! I know how to get rid of it. Just give me a sandwich, a big net, and your smallest academy student."
"What is the student for?"
"Bait of course."
"Baka!!! *hits head* You can't use an academy student as bait! They are people too!"
"But I just want a little one!"
"No!!!! Anyway, what is the sandwich for then?"
"Well, I might get a little hungry while waiting for the ghost."
*Evil glare*
"What?"
End....
Or....
"Your fighting skills are great but none can surpass my...."
*big eruption and lots of smoke. When smoke clears you see a massive ice sculture that looks like a dragon*
"Mad sculpting skills! Muahahahahahahaha!"
*enemy falls to the ground twitching*
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:37 pm
::Karuto stands in front of the village giving his speech::
"Ok! Today we fight for our Village! And remember we have the Kazekage on our side!"
::Kazekage walks out happily::
"Okay young villagers..."
::Karuto stare at the Kazekage::
"Um..Kazekage is there any reason why you are wearing a chicken suit?"
::Kazekage smiles at him::
"I was told that if you wear a chicken suit you can lay eggs"
::Egg falls on the ground::
"Look lunch!!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:39 pm
'Hi. My name is Hibiki. Im here to kill you all'
*draws weapon*
*suddenly, DING*
'ooh, Thats our union lunch break. Could you come back in 30 mins or so?'
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:44 am
Teacher: and so you count to three before throwing a bomb talisman...1, 2, 3....
Student: got it...
Teacher: be sure you count to three...2 is absolutely out of the question...4 is a no no....5 is way out there....1 is inconceivable....3 is the magic number...6 is 2 times too many....you must count to three...it will explode a second or two after 3....
Student: ok...I got it....*ignites talisman...* 1.........2..........5........7........4.........9............24.........what comes after 24?
Teacher: *ponders* oh yes...3....
Student: oh...right....3! *throws bomb talisman...and hits target successfully*
Kage: someone check the expiration date on that talisman... stare
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:12 am
::ever wonder what would happen if YugiOh mixed with Naruto??::
Naruto: Sasuke!!!!!! It's time...to D...D...D....D..D..D..D...Duel!!!
Sasuke: very well, my move!! I summon....Genin Neji! In Attack Mode!! and lay one card face down...
Naruto: I must believe in the heart of the cards....*draws card* I summon...Genin Naruto to the field!!
Sasuke: ha!! you've activated my trap!! Activate face down card: 64 Points of Divinity!! This card will destroy your Genin Naruto and send him to the graveyard!!
Naruto: haha!! Nice try Sasuke, but by activating 64 Points of Divinity, you've triggered Genin Naruto's special ability!! When Genin Naruto is sent to the field due to a trap or spell, I get to special summon Kyubi Naruto from my deck!!! *Kyubi Naruto comes into play* now!!! Kyubi Naruto!!! Harem no Jutsu!!!!
*Sasuke's Genin Neji bleeds to death*
I then set one card face down...and end my turn...
Sasuke: grr...I've lost 2000 chakra points...no matter!! I summon...Genin Sasuke to the field....in Attack Mode!!!!! Then, I shall play the equip card, Cursed Seal Level 2!!! This lets my Genin Sasuke gain an extra 1000 Attack Points...I then also play Chidori!! which gives it another 1000 Attack Points...giving my Genin Sasuke more attack points than your Kyubi Naruto!! Genin Sasuke!! Attack!!!!! Chidori!!!!
Naruto: I activate my face down trap card...Rasengan!!!!! This will bring my Kyubi Naruto's attack up so it is even with your Genin Sasuke!!! Kyubi Naruto!! Counter Attack!! Rasengan!!!!
Sasuke: noo!! I activate my quick-play spell card, Kakashi's Intervention!!! This sends both our Genin Sasuke and Kyubi Naruto flying into water tanks!!!
(somewhere watching them)
Orochimaru: when this is over, I shall take their souls using my Millenium Jutsu!!
((wow...this is sooooooo random....))
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:28 am
((lol i love it! ^_^))
::A young academy student was walking in the forest minding her own business when she felt an awkward presence. She looked behind her and all directions trying to find out who or what is was. She started to walk backwards obviously scared::
::Shiko watching the girl smiiled and jumped out scaring the girl into a ditch.::
"That is what you get for stealing my rice ball!!! domokun "
::Shiko then started to fill the ditch with sand and dirt::
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:55 pm
((This is exactly what I wanted! Yess!!!!))
::Motoko stood looking at the village, then noticed someone behind her. It was.....Well, she didn't know who it was.::
"Umm... Excuse me, but... Who are you?"
: razz erson makes darty eyes and has a cloak on.::
"I am your worst night mare!."
"Ohhh.. I thought you looked familliar. Wait.... Oh crap....."
::Runs away screaming.::
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:05 pm
::Shiko laying in a hopsital bed being observed by an doctor::
: biggrin octor looks at Shiko and nods a few times, then writes on his clipboard::
"I'm afraid Shiko...Somewhere on your body hurts."
::Shiko grumbled slightly *thinks* could have told you that!*::
: biggrin octor starts poking Shiko's body and waits for a scream, finally he pokes her arm making Shiko scream::
"Yup, I suggest we work on that spot at once"
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:50 pm
Shunketsu: I...I swear I'll defeat you...and I have just the thing to do it...
*a lot of hand seals...*
: surprised ne hour later::
*still doing hand seals*
*enemy falls asleep*
Shunketsu: hehe...loser...*takes out kunai and pounces on sleeping enemy*
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:11 pm
Bob: I...Bob! am the smartest ninja in the world!!!!
Shunketsu: right...right...
Bob: I AM!!!!! give me any question a normal ninja would know...
Shunketsu: What's 2 + 2?
Bob: of course I know that!!! it's.....it's.....the exponential function of a kunai flying at a target at 50 mph, combining the velocity of the wind...
Shunketsu: stare
Bob: and thus, also considering the factor of gravitational pull and also speed vector...
*Shunketsu turns around and walks away...*
Bob: and thus, my answer is 5!!!!!!!! ha!!!!!! in your face Shunketsu!!!!!! Shunketsu?? Shunketsu??? where did you go???? ooo..my skills must have been too much for him...he ran away from fear of my skills...o yea...
*Shunketsu returns with two men in white uniforms*
Shunketsu: ok, Bob, these two guys are here to help...you need treatment...
*two men take Bob by arms*
Bob: don't I have a say in this?!?!
SHunketsu: oh yes, of course...would you like to voluntarily go or be taken away kicking and screaming?
Bob: ooo!!! Kicking and Screaming Please!!!
*Two men drag Bob away*
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 6:21 am
(( Do you have a problem with morons Shunketsu? stare ))
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:58 pm
((of course not, I was just bored... sweatdrop ))
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:59 pm
(( lol im just kidding! ))
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:31 pm
((If he had a problem with morons, I would be screwed.))
::Motoko walks into the academy and is confronted by a little kid.::
"Hey! Will you spar with me?"
::She looked at the kid like he was crazy but then nodded. She should probably take it easy and let the little kid have fun.::
"Sure. Let's go!"
::She got into a fighting stance, trying to make it look believable::
"Thank you!"
::The little kid kicked her in the leg, then jumped on her. When she was stunned enough, he tied her to a chair and then stole all of her weapons.::
"I should really start fighting back when kids do that to me. That is the third time this week that someone has stolen my stuff."
::She thought for a minute.::
"But they are just so cute!"
::Still tied to the chair, she stands up and walks out.::
::Little kid talking to his friends.::
"She just stood there and let me do it."
"Wow, the Kazekage must be really dumb to put someone like her in charge."
"Actually, the Kazekage asked me to do it."((Sorry Shiori, I just couldn't resist.))
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