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Blasphemy! The Chuck Norris will not stand for this! The Chuck Norris could kick the Bill Cosby's a** any and every day of the week, and he'd make up some new ones too just to show him!

The Chuck Norris don't need no stinkin' Jazz! He just needs Law and Order, in order to dispense Justice!

Law and Order are the names of The Chuck Norris' legs! We should overthrow the government, and set The Chuck Norris in place as an absolute dictator, because only He knows exactly what this country needs!

And that thing is a roundhouse kick to the face! For everyone! Especially women and children, and that goes double for babies! And exclamation points after every sentence that has to do with Him and/or His abilities! And any sentence not having to do with Him or His abilities is pointless, and doesn't need to be spoken or written!

"Walker 1: In the beginning, there was The Chuck, and the Legs of Justice were with The Chuck, and the Legs of Justice were Chuck! Together with Law and Order, The Chuck made up the Kick-a** Trinity!

Walker 2: Having no one around whose a** to kick, and no one whose face to roundhouse, The Chuck said to His Legs of Justice, "Let Us make Man, let Us make him appear as We do, but let him be of vastly inferior strength and speed!" So The Chuck, with His Legs of Justice, kicked the nearest atom, splitting it soundly down the middle and putting into motion a series of events that would lead to the evolving of Man, as The Chuck, in His infinite knowledge, knew! Being an impatient being, The Chuck ran at the speed of light to a star millions of light years away, and then raced back! When He had arrived, He saw that Man was just as He had intended; Only a handful of Men had broken the bounds of Manhood and grown nearer, though by no means anywhere close to, Norris-dom!

Walker 3: Seeing that He would have to integrate Himself into the society quietly in order to prevent panic, He approached the nearest elderly couple and roundhouse kicked them to the face! Unfortunately, this elderly couple turned out to be too weak to stand up to the great strength of The Chuck, and died instantly of thousands of diseases, with all of their bones crushed to dust, and their internal organs scrambled into pulp! So The Chuck found another elderly couple! This time, He used His Beard of Might! Seeing the glory of the Inner Beard, the couple instantly became as putty in The Chuck's hands, susceptable to any suggestions He made! The Chuck told these two folks that He was their child, and they accepted it!

Walker 4: And lo, The Chuck went out and kicked many an a**, and He saw that it was good!"

There are many other chapters and even books in The Norris, the most sacred of books, including the time that He immaculately conceived Himself, the time He ran around the world against it's rotation in order to turn back time (Damn Superman, trying to steal The Chuck's powers as his own!), in order to establish Martial Arts! But even reading too much of The Norris at a time is dangerous for ones health!

Hey, you're messing up the sluttiness of the thread just by being here! whee We had an all boy, all slut thread until you barged in...