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 Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:45 pm
For this game, You are given the start of a situation and you have to twist the truth. So, for example, if the person gave me the situation
"I was walking down the street when..." Then I would have to make up some crazy paragraph about something that did not happen and would most likely not happen. once you finish your paragraph, you have to give a situation for the next person.
I will start this out with...
I was riding my bike when...
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:52 pm
I was riding my bike when...
I hopped on a rainbow that brought me to smurf town, I turned blue. When your a smurf you see in blue too, either that or everything in smurf town is blue. I don't know how to get back to my home town and ride my whale like I wanted too. I guess I'm stuck here, I don't really know where here is...all I know is that there is only one girl in this town and I'm a blue cartoon smurf who fixes things. I don't know how I got this job, back home I have no idea how to even sew a button that fell of my shirt. Well maybe if I start not fixing things the smurfs will throw me out and I can get home, it's worth a try...
I was laughing hystericly when...
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:59 pm
I was laughing hysterically when...
a little leprechaun jumped out of my couch and stole my voice. I followed him to the end of the rainbow and found a huge pot of... VOICES!!! After that I went all around the world searching for all the people that had lost their voice to a leprechaun and gave it back to them, hoping I gave them the right voice!
I was taking a nap when...
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:43 am
I was taking a nap, when the kitten sleeping on my lap turned into a large cheetah, who took off running at 95 miles per hour to catch a large green blob. the cheetah overtook the blob (which turned out to be green sillyputty) and jumped on it. The blob jumped over the cheetah and covered it. The cheetah was not pleased, and took off at speeds over 95 mile per hour, but cud not shake the sillyputty. So he slowed down, returned to my lap, and tried to rub it off all over me. euwwww
While I was cooking a snack....
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:55 pm
Iwas cooking a snack....
and when I opened the oven there was a troll in it. He was most displeased about the fact that i had disturbed his nap.
"Why would you wke me, FOOL!"
And zp i was in a strange forest with a little fairy she was not pleased that I had teleported in the middle of her honeysuckle flower bed.
"You've wreck my prize winning honeysuckles, BEGONE!"
Poof I was suddenly in a dark & dank cave. When an Ogre walk in and he was pretty piss looking.
"I sick of that blasted fairy sending you morons here. Well what did you do?"
So I told him all that had happened when all I did was try to bake some oatmeal rasin cookies. Fortunatley his favorite cookies werre oat meal rasin so he brought me back home and got rid of the troll and we shared my cookies and we have ben close friends ever since.
I was eating fried chicken when....
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:13 pm
I was eating fried chicken when....
Suddenly a bit flash of light filled the sky. My father was cooking on the grill and it suddenly exploded. Out of nowhere, little green things started to curl up from the ground where the grill had once been. In fear, we all ran inside only to find that the green things were actually the chickens we had just been eating! They were squaking at us, ready to pick us apart for eating us. Some of their wings, legs, and breasts were missing from where they had been taken from. A chicken came up to me ready to peck at my leg, but then I woke up.
I was riding my horse when......
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:14 pm
I was riding my horse when..
It knocked me off and glared at me screaming"Where's my carrot.Where's My carrot" and then ran to a tree where it wrote a note that no one could read with a picture of me that the horse said"Wanted for not giveing me a carrot" I ran a round town with everyone saying"I'm looking for a green blob" and before I knew it I was in a can.
I laughed at the cow when...
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:20 pm
eek Some of these are quite imaginitive and quite random... I love it mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:13 pm
I laughed at the cow when...
All of a sudden I couldn't laugh anymore. The cow was there laughing at me. He stole my voice because of how mean I was. Now I wander the days with no laugh, only a smile to brighten the world!
I was singing in the shower when...
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:29 pm
I was singing in the shower when...
An assassin stabbed me in the shower and I turned into a wolf and he danced with me for over an hour. Then he turned into a woodpecker and pecked to death every person who started a "Lick the avi above you" or some such thread. Then I rode a horse backwards to Japan, met JK Rowling there (she was getting some sushi), and died of old age at thirty five.
I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think, when...
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:17 pm
I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think, when...
some guy comes up to me with a huge smile and shoves me in a bag and put me in the back of his truck. i was knocked out from all that bumping and turning his car so i woke up in a basement there was no food or water i was going to starve! i was knocked on the head again by some guy dressed in black i felt the blood leave my nostrols as i took my last breath.
I was eating a llama when........
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:54 pm
ash_angel_911 I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think, when... some guy comes up to me with a huge smile and shoves me in a bag and put me in the back of his truck. i was knocked out from all that bumping and turning his car so i woke up in a basement there was no food or water i was going to starve! i was knocked on the head again by some guy dressed in black i felt the blood leave my nostrols as i took my last breath. I was eating a llama when........
I was picking my nose when...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:57 pm
I was picking my nose when..
suddenly, a purple giraffe swooped me up and said "Ew." then he poofed away, leaving two poodles in its place. I picked them up and immediatly turned into one myself.
I was talking to the poodles when..
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:01 pm
I was talking to the poodles when...
On of them turned into a giant purple unicorn and the other into a tiger and they started to talk with each other and then my mother came, took a broom and flew away.
I was in school when...
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