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i didn't write this but it's really funny:

AUDIENCE: THIS. IS. JEOPARDY!!!!!

Me: Today's host is...Bob!

AUDIENCE: (applause)

Ray: You're shitting me, right?

Me: Of course not. That would be disgusting.

Ray: That's not what I meant

Me: I know.

Bob: What if I don't want to host?

Me: Then you'll suffer the same tragic fate as Alex Trebek.

Bob: What happened to Alex Trebek?

Me: Before or after the shovel incident?

Bob: The shovel incident

Me: You don't want to know. (Smiles cryptically) Just introduce the contestants.

Bob: Alright then...Today's contestants are...

Gerard: I'm Gerard Way and I like shiny things!

Niky: Oh my god! We have so much in common!

Mikey: I'm Mikey Way and this morning I tried to put my tongue in an outlet and it really hurt but I didn't know why so I tried it again.

Me: That was an awesome story. Thank you for sharing.

Mikey: (smiles proudly)

Frank: Hey, I'm Frank Iero and-

Me: FRANKIE!!!

Frank: ...what?

Me: I...love...you.

Frank: Sorry, I'm married. (Points to wedding band)

Me: Fine. Now excuse me while I go and sob uncontrollably. (Walks away)

Niky: (gasp) You got her to leave!

Frank: I didn't mean to...

Niky: You are my SAVIOR!

Frank: o_O

Niky: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

Everyone: (turns to Niky, except for Gerard who is too preoccupied with the shininess of the buzzer in front of him)

Niky: I have converted to Ieroism! ALL HAIL FRANK!

Frank: WHAT?!

Niky: Yes, milord?

Frank: Don't call me that!

Niky: I'm sorry, master.

Frank: Dont call me that either! ...Well, actually, it
doesn't sound too bad...

AUDIENCE: (chants) All hail Frank, all hail Frank, all hail Frank...

Gerard: (loses interest in the buzzer and notices people bowing at Franks feet) Did I miss something?

Mikey: Eh, not much. Frank just has his own religion and is being worshipped.

Gerard: Oh, okay.

Mikey: Why can't I have my own religion?

Gerard: Because you put your tongue in an outlet this morning. Twice

Mikey: Hey! That's not true! ...It was three times...

Ray: But why?

Mikey: Because I thought that if I put my tongue in the outlet, I would light up like a light bulb so then I could be the first half human-half
light bulb and become Light Bulb Man.

Gerard: (pauses) I'm sorry that didnt work out for you.

Me: (walks back in and over to Ray) Hey poofy-head!

Ray: I will not respond to that name.

Me: But you just did.

Ray: (thinks for a moment)...Damn it!

Me: Aw, poor poofy-head.

Ray: Stop calling me that!

Bob: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP SO WE CAN PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME!!!

Me: O_O

Everyone: O_O

Bob: Thank you. Here are the categories Common Sense, Words That Can Be Perverted, Desserts, and...(sigh) Shiny Things.

Gerard: (overdramatic gasp)

Bob: And since we'd never get past the first question otherwise, the contestants don't have to answer in the form of a question.

Frank: (buzzes in): Shoelaces!

Bob: We didn't start yet.

Gerard: (buzz) Pancakes!

Bob: I said not yet!

Mikey: Pants!

Bob: You didn't buzz in.

Mikey: (buzz) Pants!Bob: Anyway, before the show, Mikey won the coin toss, so he gets to choose first.

Mikey: Common Sense for a bazillion dollars!

Bob: Bazillion isn't a number.

Mikey: Fine then. Be like that. Common Sense for 100.

Bob: What do you call this?
(picture of a book pops up on a screen)

Mikey: (buzz) A potato!

Bob: ...No.Frank: (buzz) A microwave!

Bob: No.

Gerard: (buzz) Those things you read!

Bob: ...I guess that works. 100 points to Gerard.

Gerard: Ha! I win!

Bob: That was only the first question.
Gerard: Wellso's your face!

Bob: What?

Gerard: Exactly.

Bob: Uh...okay. Your turn, Gee.

Gerard: Shiny Things for 500!

Bob: It figures. Okay, it has a motor, steering wheel,
seats, and... (sighs) is shiny.

Gerard: Ooh! I know this! It's a car!

Bob: Sorry, you didn't buzz in.

Frank: (buzz) A car!

Bob: 500 points to Frank.

Gerard: Cheater!

Frank: (sticks his tongue out at Gerard)


Bob: Will you two stop? And- (looks at Mikey) what are you
doing?

Mikey: (stops taking apart his buzzer) O_O Nothing.

Bob: This is going to be a long game show...

Part 2
Me: And we're back!

Frank: Back to what?

Me: Your eternal hell.

Frank: What?!

Me: Jeopardy.

Mikey: That's not what you said first.

Me: What would you know, Light Bulb Man?

Gerard: Wow, look who got all bitchy.

Me: Well, we didn't get on the highest rated list.

MCR: (overdramatic gasps)

Me: I know!

Gerard: (cries)

AUDIENCE: Awwww....

Me: (pats Gerard on the back) It's okay, Gee. If it'll make you feel better, someone said you were cute.

Gerard: (immediately brightens) Really?

Me: Really. We even got posted on another site!

Ray: So now we're all popular?

Me: Like you weren't before?

Ray: ...Oh yeah!

Bob: So are we going to continue with the game?

Me: What if I don't wanna?

Frank: Then I shall smite thee down with my awesome godly powers of doom!!!

Me: o_O Like what?

Frank: Glaring at you. A LOT.

Me: Ooh. Scary.

Niky: Guess what?

MCR & Me: What?

Niky: According to my resources, Mikey loves bras.

Mikey: Wait, who told you that?

Niky: (looks at Gerard)

Everyone: (looks at Gerard)

Gerard: What? I felt I had to let people know.

Mikey: -_- Thanks.

Gerard: (totally oblivious) You're welcome!

Me: Wait! We DID get on the Highest Rated List!

Ray: But I thought you said we didn't.

Me: We weren't but I just checked back and now we ARE!

MCR: (cheers and dances)

Gerard: (pretends hes holding an award) I'd like to thank the fans!

Mikey: (does the same) I'd like to thank whoever makes electrical outlets!

Me: I'd like to thank Ray's hair!

Bob: ...Why?

Me: ...'Cause its poofy.

Niky: I'd like to thank Frank, my lord and savior!

Mikey: God damn it! I want a religion!

Frank: Blasphemer.

Me: Wait, Frank. If your "god", then how was the world created?

Frank: Well one day, I had this block of cheese and-

Me: The earth is made out of CHEESE?!

Frank: No! Let me finish! Then there was this pie...

Me: Wait, the world is a pie?

Niky: What kind of pie?

Frank: Chocolate cream pie.

Ray: So where's the cheese fit in?

Frank: What cheese?

Gerard: Oh my god! Frank made the world out of a giant chocolate cream pie?!?!?!

Me: Okay, that's enough!

Frank: Aw...I didnt even get to the part with the dancing chickens...

Me: Hold on a sec...there were dancing chickens?

Frank: ...Maybe.

Me: Ha, ha. My mom didnt know how to say emo, so she said emu.

Bob: That was random.

Mikey: So about half of our fans are giant, flightless birds?

Gerard: (turns to Ray) Told ya.

Bob: LET'S GET THIS FREAKING SHOW ON THE ROAD! SHUT. UP. NOW!

Everyone: O_O

Bob: Now whose turn is it?

Frank: Mine!

Gerard: Oh yeah! You STOLE my answer!

Frank: ...So?

Bob: Just pick a category.

Frank: Heh, heh...Words that can be perverted for 300, Bob!

Bob: I'll give a few clues and you guess the word. Okay here we go: You eat it-

Gerard & Mikey: (laugh hysterically)

Bob: (sighs) ...usually at barbeques.

Frank: In public? What kind of people do you think we are?

Me: Perverts.

Frank: Well yeah.

Bob: Let me finish! It's also served at ball games-

Frank: It is? Whoa...and they get away with that?

Bob: SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!

Frank: Fine!

(silence)

Frank: Hello? Aren't you going to finish?

Bob: I uh...already did.

Frank: -_- (buzz) Hot dogs?

Bob: Almost, but no.

Mikey: (buzz) WIENERS!!!

Gerard: Is it just me or did he sound a little too excited?

Bob: 300 points to Mikey and a bonus 300 for saying wieners so enthusiastically. (turns to Mikey) Wait, where'd you get that lighter?

Mikey: (stops trying to melt the buzzer) O_O Gerard.

Everyone: (glares at Gerard)

Gerard: Wow! I'm getting a lot of attention today! I feel so loved!

Bob: (rolls his eyes) Still your turn, Mikey.

Mikey: Oh yeah, I forgot. Um...desserts I guess...for 100.

Bob: Okay, no interruptions this time, okay? What type of dessert is this?

(picture of the earth appears on a screen)

Bob: You've got to be kidding me.

Frank: (buzz) It's a chocolate cream pie!

Bob: ...He's right.

Me: Holy s**t! Does that mean...?

Gerard: (turns to Frank, looking hurt) You never told us you were God...

Frank: Don't worry, I'm not.

Me: Wait...WHAT? Stop confusing me!

Mikey: But...the answer...I think my brain's overheating...

Me: I think I'm ending this here for now.

Frank: Meaning I win!

Gerard: Damn you, Copy-cat.

Bob: Actually, Mikey's leading with 600, Frank's second with 500, and Gerard is last with...100.

Me: Wait...has anyone seen Ray lately?

MCR: You LOST Ray?

Me: ...Kind of.

CUT TO: An important news bulletin.

Read it in the results or Ray maybe lost forever
Ray: Hello. I'm Ray Toro, but you may know me as 'that guy with the poofy hair' or 'Spanky Mcshit'. We interrupt this regularly scheduled fanfiction for breaking news from the Jeopardy studio. Alex Trebek has been reported alive and held captive by Bert McCracken and his monkey cohorts. Apparently after quite a struggle, he was handed over to McCracken by an unknown figure carrying a shovel. A ransom note has been found reading...well...handprint, handprint, squiggly line, handprint, dollar sign, squiggly line, drool mark. Signed, Bert. We have yet to know what this means but I'm sure we'll all find out unless no one feels like knowing. In other news, I got this spiffy suit! (shows off his anchorman suit) And now onto rating and messaging this evil-

It was so funny I think I'll have to show this to all my friends now.

OMG!!! That was soooooo funny!!! rofl rofl rofl
I LOVED IT!!!

Loved it

they made gerard a little airheaded...he acted like me when i act drunk and stupid biggrin

That made my day<3.

Who doesn't?

Oh man. I saw the first part of that before, but never the second.
'A ransom note has been found reading...well...handprint, handprint, squiggly line, handprint, dollar sign, squiggly line, drool mark. Signed, Bert.'
^^^That made me laugh sooo hard. xd