You might think this e-mail joke is cute, even if you don't have kids. It's kind of cheesey, and it's been sent to me at least three times by diffrent people, but whatever, just thought I'd share.
Quote:
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to
the first grade The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was
always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People'
words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he
replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,
"Winnie the s**t" ....................................
the first grade The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was
always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People'
words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he
replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,
"Winnie the s**t" ....................................
