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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:26 am
Okay, theres like 47-50 of these things, so I'll post one each day and tell me how you all like them, thanks!
Part 1:
Jester: That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!!..............Oh look im sorry but really, I cant work with this material! I mean if my colleagues, from the school of performing arts could see me now...
Director: *sigh* look we've been over this, You just have to say these few lines and then your outta here.
Jester: But come on! I mean "shaft?!" what kind of monkey is writing this!?
Director: Uh yeah about that...
Dante: This partys gettin crrrrrazy!!!!
Jester?: Oh and dont even get me started on him! I never know what the hell he's talking about half the time!
Dante: Party!!!!!
Director: Vergil get in here! we need a translator.
Vergil: argh what now! Im in the middle of getting my nails done, and I dont want to remind you how cranky I can get when....oh the b**** is back i see
Jester: Quiet you
Dante: this partys gettin crrraazyy!!!
Director: what'd he say?
Vergil: oh he wants to get this show on the road. He said he's makin sure he gets a good spot outside the movies. Episode 3 and all that.
Director: oh yeah...
Dante: crraaazyyy party!!!!
Vergil: He asks if you intend to pull a star wars and make a whole bunch of prequels, which never quite live up to the original and seem to get crappier every time. He says despite the fact that he signed on for two more, if he sees more dialogue like...uh not sure what he's getting at here..something about shafts?
Jester:.....
Director:....wait a sec..he said all that...with those 2 words?
Vergil: yup.
Director: riiiight. Anyway, come on people lets get this scene done! Lady's going crazy at the buffet table, we need more cheese snacks...and forget sticking those toothpicks in them she'll only hurt herself.
Jester: *sigh* think of the pay check
Dante: this partys getting craaaazy!! (this partys getting crazy)
*END*
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:30 am
Heres part two, this is the only time I'm posting two in one day, figured just one wouldn't satisfy everyones taste
Part 2:
Jester: Ok so let me get this straight......Im Arkham?
Director: *sighs* sweet jesus, what now! What problem could you possibly have with this fiendish plot twist!?
Jester: Well I....*reads on*...wait a second...I get to stab Lady!?
Direcor:Yes. Is that a problem?
Jester: Are you joking! Thats the best news Iv had since I decided to play this God-awful character. Please tell me I get to kill her dead! Please! Everyone wants to murderise that angsty b****
Dante: this partys gettin crrrrazy!!!
*Director and Jester stare at Vergil*
Vergil: Oh he was just saying that he felt the need to cut in as he hasnt said anything in a while.
Jester: Kindly tell you demented brother to shut up.
*Lady walks in*
Director: Heads up guys its angst time.
Lady: So guys like who do I have to sleep with today *ANGST!!!!*
Director: What? ESRB rated this M for violence and thats it...other than the shaft thing *Jester shivers* thats it.
Lady: *ANGST!!!!!* But like how come Dante video taped the two of us having crazy sex? He said it was for "TEh uuber secret ending! kill Teh 5 squillion bad doods at teH end"
Jester:.....Im sorry what?
Director: Dante...you had sex with Lady and filmed it?
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaazy!!!!
Vergil: what? you need me to translate that?
Director: ...well at any rate, its a good thing your here Lady....Jester has something to tell you.
Jester: Lady....I am your father.
Lady *MAJOR CASE OF ANGST!!!!!* WHaaaaaaaaaaa!?
Like your my dad!?
Jester: Yes I have the unfortunate pleasure of...
Dante: paaaaaarty!!!
vergil: Dammit Dante not now!
Jester: what did he forget to take his ritalin?
Vergil: No he was telling Lady its time to film another "ooober secret ending lolzzz"
Jester: Lolzz?
Vergil: Dont ask
Director: God damn theres only one uuber...i mean ending...and its barely uber..or secret.
Jester: Im sorry but I have to ask..does my character..have any....well character development?
Director: This is DMC....and your asking..
Jester: forget I said anything
Dante:hell of a paaaaaaarty!!!!
Vergil: He says if you think the whole Jester is Arkham thing is nuts wait till you get to the finale
Jester: Do i dare ask why.
Lady: *ANGST!!!!!!*
Vergil: lets just say blobs are involved
Jester: Oh dear god...its DMC2 all over again
Dante: crrazy? (what?)
vergil & director: what the hell is that?
Jester: look the whole denial thing is getting rather old
Vergil: Oh god could you sound any more british.
Director: Well this is all well and good, but its time to get filming!
Jester: ah excellent! Time to do something that we've all been praying will happen!
Vegil: You'll stop quoting that damn "fill your dark soul with LLIIIIGHHHT" LINE?
Jester:Hey lets not tamper with classics here!!
Dante, Vergil & Lady(*ANGST!!!*) stare at him
Director:Lets get going.
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaaaazyyyyy (this partys getting crazy)
*END*
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:39 am
Okay fine, here's part 3 and 4, these are ALOT more funnier then 1 and 2 so yeah. Enjoy!
Part 3:
*The gang is having a break inbetween scenes*
Lady: *ANGST!!!!!!!*
Vergil: Damn you Jester.
Jester: What?
Vergil: We were this close to having that angst ridden idiot, killed and you blew it!
Dante: party!! (damn it man!)
Jester: Meh, I still got to kick all of your collective butts.
Vergil:....
Dante: craaazy partyyyy (....)
Lady:........*ANGST!!!!!!!!!!*
Vergil: I swear Im gonna kill her!!
Director: Calm down! You dont have anymore scenes with her now, and the only other time she has to appear is in her big fight with the D-man.....Oh yeah and when she...settles things with Arkham
Jester: What the devil do you mean by "settle?"
Director: Ummmm...y'know...
Jester: AW HELL NAW!!!
Vergil: I ROBOT'd
*everyone looks at Vergil*
Vergil: What? I watch movies!
Jester: But how can I get killed by her!? I mean look at her!
*Lady is crying in a corner caressing her......Kalina Ann*
Vergil: ANGST!
Director: Angst? what the hell are you talking about?
Vergil: Uh never mind.
Dante: Thiss partys gettin crazyyyyy!!!!
Vergil: He says after this is all wrapped up, will this series finally come to an end?
Director: well im considering making an adult movie based on your father and mothers relationship. How does "Sparda: The Next Penetration" sound to you?
Vergil:How does your balls decorating my trailer sound to you
Director: Point taken
Dante: hell of a party!!!
Director: ?
Jester: How did you do that?
Director: what?
Jester: Speak using punctuation marks?
*Lady jumps up*
Dante: crrrrrraaaaaazyyyyy(ANGST!)
*She pulls out her handgun, and aims it at Jester*
Jester: WHAT THE HELL!?! someone stop her!!
Lady: F..F..ATHER!!!.....................................*ANGST!!!!!*
Vergil:Couldnt you just roll the cameras? That way We'll be done with that scene towards the end, and we'll be rid of that moronic Jester.
Jester: Foolishness, Vergil...Foolishness
Dante: paaaaaaaartyyyyyy (OMFGBBQ tEH jesterrr stole joor line! PWND!!!)
Vergil: pwnd? what the hell is pwnd?
Jester: Um you all seem to have forgotten Lady, her angst, and the handgun shes pointing in my face!
Director: Ok Lady lets go, you can do all the shooting you want AFTER we've filmed another oober secret ending
Lady: Like another one? But iv already done one with Vergil, Dante, and Jester.
Dante:craaaaaazyyyy!!?!?! (*vomiting*)
Lady: Like this was before I knew he was my dad!.....waaaaaaaaaa *MAJOR ANGST OVERLOAD*
Vergil:...............OH HELL NAW
Jester: when will this ever end.
Dante: craaaazy party!!!!!(crazy party)
*END*
Part 4:
*The gang is about to start filming, when all of a sudden Arius(sp?) walks on the set, wearin crap loads of bling, looking like the original pimp masta!*
Vergil: Who the hell are you, and what are you doing here?
Director: Yeah this is a closed set!
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaaazy! (Why does he look familiar?)
Dante: Paaaaarty!!!!(King? yeah heres your crown!)
*Fires ebony and ivory.....noithing happens*
Jester: Firing blanks eh?..............DEVIL BOY!!.....couldnt resist sorry.
Dante: craaaazy party (....)
Arius: Fo' sho'
Director: So uh what are you doing here? And I could have sworn you were dead? come to think of it....Dante doesnt even know you yet....wait none of this makes any sen...
Vergil(interrupting): So Arius is it? what you here fo' w***a!!!!!......I'll stop that
Jester: that would be for the best.
Arius: Im all about the fine a** ladies!!......fo' sho' *looks at lady* hmmm im here to shnizzle your nizzle baby!
Lady: Take me man meat!..........*ANGST!!*
Jester: Oh lord this just keeps getting more and more moronic.
Vergil: This from a guy dressed like some kind of reject from a lunatics wet dream.
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaaaazy!!
Arius: Fo' sho'
Vergil: Dante says, he had a dream about Jester last night.
Director:......Im begging you lets not go there....please.
Arius: Yo director foo'!
Director: Oh god why me...
Arius: Wheres the rest of the laydeez?......SUKA!!!!!
Jester: He is possibly the worst stereotype i have ever seen.
Dante: craaaaaazy party!! (Fo' sho')
Vergil: Dante shut up.
Lady: So Arius what did you star in?
Vergil: uhh Lady, wheres your angst gone?
Lady: what? Im pretty sure i got all angsty...well just to be sure.......*ANGST!!!*
Arius: One hella game called Devil May Cry 2!
Jester: Fo' sho' ?
Arius: Fo' sho'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante: One hell of a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vergil: He says thats impossible as the DMC fanboys wished that game out of existence.
Arius: Those SUKAS!!!!!!! cant stop me! you dig?
*Lady sticks Kalina Ann up his butt and fires*
Dante: Craaazzy!!( Holy crap you crazy broad!!!!)
Lady: That dumbass pimp routine was getting old.
Director:*sighs* can we get this scene done....I need to go and commit ritual suicide.
Dante: This partys gettin crazy!!!!(This partys getting crazy!!!!)
*END*
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:17 am
So much for you posting one every day... stare
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:01 pm
Hahaha, those are quite funny xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:24 pm
Sorry been incredibly busy, here's part five.
Part 5:
*The scene in which Dante bursts from Leviathans eye is being filmed*
Director: Aaaand action!
*Nothing happens*
Director:Uhhh Dante...anytime now
*Still nothing*
Director: Oh god in heaven what is it now.
Lady: Hey do you hear that?
Director: What?
Lady: sounds like.....something about a party? sounds like its coming from behind the eye..............*ANGST!!!*
Director: Party?
*Jester arrives*
Jester: Oh come on are you that slow? Who else do you know who says nothing but party?
Director: well what the hells taking him so long? He knows he's supposed to make with the slice and dice and then..
*Square-Enix lawyers arrive*
Lawyers: We are here on behalf of square-enix, and we object to the use of the term slice and dice, its already a copyrighted term.
Director:........What?
Lawyers: It was a move used by the lead character Tidus and..
Director: I know what it is!! You actually copyrighted that name!?! *sighs* fine...what would be acceptable...after 11 games is there anything you havent taken, or done?
*Lawyers whisper amongst themselves*
Lawyer: You could say, slice-aroony
Director:......Fine.
*They disappear in a puff of smoke*
Jester: Y'know, is it me, or is this just getting ridiculous now?
Lady: *ANGST!!!*
*Dante finally bursts through splattering everyone in blood*
Jester: greeeeaaat.
Director: Well its about time! where the hell were you?!
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaazy!!
Vergil: He says that the idea of doing that was kind of "icky"
Director: Whaaa?! when the hell did you get here!!
Vergil: I used my 1337 Yamato skillz
Jester: Your....what?
Arius: wassup, my n****
Jester: Oh lord I thought you were dead.
Dante: paaaaaaarty!
Vergil: Dante says as long as people keep talking about him and how he...uh im having trouble with this next bit something like " how he is teH suxors"
Jester: Oh he's not even trying anymore.
Vergil: Maybe if we ignore him he'll go away?
Arius: Noooo I was going to beee the keeeeeeng of this worrrrrrllllllld!!!!!
Jester: Dante dont even think about saying it.
Lady: Like i think you guys should know something....Im pregnant.....*ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Director: Oh this is to do with that whole "uuber secret ending!1one!!eleventyone!! thing isnt it? Where we all fimed oursleves having TeH crazy bUTTsecks with you.
Jester: Why did you just say eleventyone?
Director:......anyway, who's the father?
Vergil: How the hell would she know?
Lady: like actually i do. I heard it say something
Director: Wait a second....It talked....in your womb?
Lady: Hey its not supposed to make sense, I mean Dante and Vergil are both Half Devil, and Jester.....I dont even know what the hell, he's supposed to be..
Jester: Hey!
Lady: anyway it turns out the father is......Jester. This was before I knew he was my dad...*TOTAL ANGST MELTDOWN!!!!!!*
Jester: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vergil: So wait that means your giving birth...to your brother? or what? whats the deal with that?
Jester: AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaazy!!!
Director: Got that right.
Jester: WAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*END*
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:28 pm
Heres Part six everyone, enjoy.
Part 6:
Jesters first appearance is being filmed*
Jester: Write it on your hand if you dont trust your head!
Dante: Hell of a party!! (pft HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......head)
Director: Cut! Look Dante much as we love that line (yeah right) now isnt the time!
Vergil: Actually he was laughing at the fact that Jester said....well never mind that. Cant you just edit the laughter out?
Director: Laughter? What laughter? all he said was hell of a party.
Jester: You know something just occured to me.
Vergil: What? that your an idiot?
Jester:.........Actually, I mean that since all Dante ever says is party this and crazy that....how have you been filming his other..
Lady(interrupting.....*ANGST!!!!*): Oh god!!! *ANGST!!!* I just cant take this *ANGST!!* so much weirdness!! *ANGST!!!!*
Director: Is it me? or is she acting more angsty than usual?
Vergil: Shes giving birth to Jesters child..thats enough to make any one angsty....and considering that makes the baby her brother....damn how could you forget that?
Director: Oh ive been high throughout most of this thing....I need something to keep me going....I just keep thinking about shafts..
Dante: this partys gettin craaaaaaaaaazy!! (Jesters?)
Vergil: hehe
Jester: whats so funny?
Vergil: Oh nothing......umm by the way Jester....when you uhh y'know "got together" with lady...did you say to her "my crotch is saying it wants to **** YOU!!!"
Director& Dante(This partys gettin craaazy) fall about laughing
Jester: Dante vs superman. who would win.
Vergil:...................AW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante: THIS PARTYS GETTIN CRAZY( arghhh you didnt!!!!!)
Lady: *ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!*
*suddenly, crazed fans arrive on set, all screaming different vs topic ideas*
vergil: No!! make it stop!! please make it stop!!!
Fanboy# 1: Dante vs goku!! Teh super sayajin!!! see i spelled it like teh way it is supposed to be spelled! i am teh true DBZ fan!!
Vergil: Oh no...its DBZ FANBOYS!!!! aaarghhhhhhhhhhh
Fanboy#2: Dante vs freedom of speech!! Dante pwns! in DMC 2 he doesnt speak!!
Fanboy #1: He mentioned the forbidden game!!
*In a truly horrifying site, that is too gruesome to describe, the rabid fanboys ruthlessly tear the guy appart*
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaazy!!(you guys are teh suxors!! i will roxors your boxors!!!)
Vergil: Before you ask you dont wanna know
Fanboy# 3: Dante vs the 10 commandments! thou shalt not kill: Dante phails. Thou shalt not steal: Dante phails, he's always stealing the weapons he finds...like the shotgun. Thou shalt respect your mother and father, he doesnt like his dad...things are looking bad for Dante.......... DANTE PWNS!!!!!
Vergil: Oh no! they're beyond reason now! they're blindly saying he'll win!! what do we do now!!!? what the hell do we do now!?!?!
Jester: We pray!
Director: Look! on the horizon! Its...Its....yes!! God of War fanboys!! We're saved! with any luck they'll tear eachother apart!
*All the fanboys attack eachother in a mass of chaos..all that can be heard is PWNS, ROXORS, TEH, and other terrible mis-spellings*
Direcor: Why cant anything go right for me?
Vergil: If it helps I'll give you a back rub. Ive got some lotions in my trailer and..
Director: THAT....wont be necessary.
Dante: This partys gettin crazy!!(This partys gettin crazy)
*End*
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:26 pm
Part 7:
Director: Bad news everyone!
Vergil: Heh you sound like the proffesor
Director: Who?
Vergil: You know from futurama.
*Everyone stares in disbelief at Vergil*
Vergil: What!? is it so hard to imagine that I watch TV?! You should see Dante! Him and his porno stash....last night im pretty sure I saw him going into his trailer with a box of tissues and..
Jester: Oh really is this the sort of information we need to be hearing!?
Director: Yeah I think he was watching You've got male....genatalia...or was it Debbie does Dallas....oh wait no it was Whore of the rings
Jester: Anyway! what was the bad news?
Director: Oh yeah we have to re-shoot the scene in which you stab Lady in the leg.
Jester: YES!!!! THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
Lady: *ANGST* ................AW HELL NAW!!!
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaaazy (That sounded wrong coming from lady)
Vergil: Why? What happened to the original footage.
Director: Uh well you see when I was peeping on Dante watching his movie...I couldnt find any tissue so..
Dante: Craaazy!?( Peeping on me watching my movie?! You dirty b*****d!!!)
Vergil: This from the guy who lost his virginity to a pillow.
Jester: I really dont like the direction this conversation is taking.
Vergil: And as for you Jester. Hehehe well we all know what floats your boat eh?
Jester: I told you this was before I knew she was my daughter!!
Lady: *AAAAAAANGST!!!!!!!!!* Is it me or has this whole thing gotten way too smutty?
Director: Well theres one way to change the subject. Time to bring back someone who we all thought was dead and gone.
Vergil: Oh no not him!
Dante: Hell of a party!( Anyone but him!)
Lady *ANGST!!* SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!
Director: ARIUS IS TEH SUXORS!!!!
Vegil: NOOOOOO!! he spoke his name now he'll return!! You spoke the forbidden ritual!!
*In a craptacular puff of crap Arius appears from the void of forgotten bad guys*
Arius: Yo foo's im back! you dig?
Dante: This partys gettin craaaazy!!(My soul is saying it wants to SSTOPPPP YOUUU!!!)
Vergil: Before you ask all he said was the second most overused line in existence.
Arius: Fo' sho'
Jester: The first being?
Director: Oh no...what the hells your problem! You know whats coming next dont you!
Vergil: *ahem* I should have been the one to fill your dark soul wilth LIGHHHTTT!!!!!!
Jester: *sigh* I suppose I asked for that
Lady: *ANGST!!!* Hey wheres A..
Direcor, Vergil, Jester & Dante: NOOOOO dont say his name!!!.................this partys gettin crazy!!!!!
Lady: Oh right woops that close. Well I guess we should get this show on the road. So what position do you want me in?
Jester: Vergil, dont even think about saying it
Director: lol
Vergil: Oh god you actually said "lol" instead of laughing.
Director: Er...anyway, come on people lets go!
Dante: This partys gettin crazy!!!!!!!(This partys gettin crazy)
*END*
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:09 pm
Hey I remember these bloopers, they were made by santos_helper from gamefaq.com.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:47 am
I never knew about that. Thanks for telling us where they came from.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:10 am
Here are some of my old bloopers
DMC 3 Mission Seven:
Vergil: You showed up.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
Vergil On the contrary brother, there is more than one babe in this party. Nevan!
(Nevan appears beside Vergil)
Nevan: Yes master Vergil.
Vergil: Hang out with my brother for a while.
Nevan: Welcome sir.
Dante: You'll treat me nice won't you?
Nevan: (giggles) I'll treat you so nice that you'll never leave this place forever.
Dante: Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks bro.
Vergil: No problem Dante.
(Dante and Nevan leave)
Vergil: Now I can resume for some more peace and quiet... wait a minute(thinks hard)... AH CRAP!(smacks his forehead) I forgot his amulet! Wait Dante, come back here for a second.(Runs after Dante)
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:11 am
DMC 3 Mission Nine(The sequel for the Mission Seven Blooper):
(Vergil is inside the cave behind the waterfall, and he is headed to the Sunken Opera House to get Dante's amulet. Then he encounters Hell Pride, Lust, Sloth, and Glutton guarding the path to the Sunken Opera House)
Hell Pride: Hey look, it's Master Vergil!
Hell Lust: (Waves at Vergil) Hi ya Master Vergil! What ya doing?!
Vergil: Get out of my way you stupid buffoons! (and he kills Hell Pride and Lust.)
Hell Sloth: Aww... doesn't he look cute when he's angry?
Hell Glutton: Yeah he definitely looks cute when he's... (but Vergil kills both Hell Sloth and Glutton before Glutton can finish his sentence.)
Vergil(talking in his mind): Curse that vampire, succubus, sorceress! I didn't imagine she would take him this far. I just hope she doesn't suck his blood, and decides to keep that amulet as a souvenir.
(Vergil then approaches to the door of the Sunken Opera House. He kicks the door down and enters in the Sunken Opera House, but only to find Dante lying on the stage floor.)
Vergil: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dam it! I'm too late! Dante is dead, and she must of taking the amulet with her.(Then puts his head down in shame with hands and knees on the ground.) If only I have been here sooner, I would of... I would of...
Dante(interrupts Vergil): You would of what... save me?!
(Vergil raises his head to see that Dante is okay all this time.)
Dante: (Get up off the stage floor.) No, don't worry about it bro. I was having a blast. You just miss the best part of the party.
Vergil: (Gets up) OH Dante thanks goodness you're alive! (Takes heavy deep breathes)
Dante(who holding Nevan in her guitar form, but Vergil doesn't even know it's her yet): Yeah no kidding. That babe you gave me was going to suck my blood!
Vergil: How did you manage to save yourself?
Dante: Well after the party(Well the boss fight of course), she almost fainted until I caught her, then she was gonna bite me in the neck until I shot her in the gut. After that she promise me that she'll help me. Then she told me that our father was a handsome devil, but I no slouch myself.
Vergil: Well that because we are destined to have our father's looks, and the best part is... we don't get zits on our gorgeous face.
Dante: Dude, just because we're half demons doesn't mean we're immune to having acme on our faces. We're half humans as well. Remember back in high school when none of the babes wanted to date us, that because we got really drunk on our birthday, which caused us to go to Number 1 Pizza to eat all the different types of pizzas they had. We also ask them to put a lot of extra spicy garlic sauce on all the of pizzas we ordered. Those pizzas caused us to have acme on our gorgeous faces. Not to mention the rotten luck we had with women as well when we still had the spicy garlic breathe in our mouths.
Vergil: Why did you had to remind me about that horrible day!? Now look what you made me done after thinking about that horrible day again, it's coming back to haunt me! Oh the horror make it stop!
Dante: Okay I'm sorry!
Vergil: Much better. Hey minute... if you said Nevan is helping you on your quest, then where is she?
Dante: OH she right here man. (points to the guitar, but Vergil doesn't see it.)
Vergil: Where?
Dante: Here (Points to it again, but Vergil thinks Dante is pointing to his stomach.)
Vergil: ... you ate her... she told you she will help you, and you show your thanks by eating her... huh. Some ally you are.
Dante: No I didn't! I'm not some sick psycho demonic Hannibal who eats demonic people!
Vergil: Yes you are.
Dante: No I'm not.
Vergil: Yes you are.
Dante: No I'm not.
Vergil: Yes you are!
Dante: No I'm not!
Vergil: Yes you are!
Dante: No I'm not!!!!
Vergil: Yes you are!!!!
Nevan: NO HE'S NOT!!!!!
Vergil and Dante: ...
Nevan: He's not a sick psycho demonic Hannibal who eats demonic people Master Vergil! I just happened to transform myself into this sexy gorgeous guitar as his sweet, deadly weapon! Oh and by the way, you're no longer my master anymore VERGIL! I am now serving under your twin brother, who is way better looking than you are with that horrible hair style of yours(giggles).
Vergil: ...
Dante: Told ya.
(Then Vergil faints on the floor.)
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:17 am
This is santos_helper's blooper
Part 8:
Director: Bad news everyone.
Vergil: oy! again!? Not once could you come in saying, "good news Jesters terminally ill!!"
Jester: Hey!
Director: Well when I say its bad news...its more bad news for Jester, and Lady
Jester: Oh no, I have a bad feeling I know where this is going..
Dante: This partys gettin craaazy!(this is one hell of a party)
Vergil: Uh ok Dante.
Director: Any-how. It seems someone managed to get that sex tape of Jester and Lady on-line. Its been seen by every internet nerd, and games message board user across the globe.
Vergil: Life is sweet.
Jester: WHAAAAAA!!?!?!?!?!
Lady: *UNBELIEVABLE ANGST!!!!!!!!* CRAAAAAAAAP!!!
Director: Uh theres more
Jester: What!? what more could there possibly be!?
Director: Well it seems that.....someone..somehow..has managed to sneak that scene into the final version....Everyone who manages to unlock "teH uuber secret ending lolzz" is gonna get to see some father-daughter, clown porn.
Jester: My life has reached new levels of low.
Vergil: I could have told you that the second you put on that ridiculous outfit.
Jester: This is how I look for real!!!
Vergil: Really? wow, sucks to be you. Incest, and you look like a jackass.
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaaazy!!!(BEST.DAY.EVER)
Jester: What did bra boy say?
Vergil: Oh just that this is a good day.
Jester: Screw you guys.....Hate you guys
Lady: But who could have put that on-line!?
Director: No idea...someone who dislikes Jester and you enough to make you look like complete sick freaks...but who!? who would feel that way!? it must be someone who's always taking pops at Jester..someone who's on set regularly
Vergil: ........Well Im stumped.
Jester: Me too.
Lady: *AAANGST!!!!!*
Dante: This is one hell of a party!(this partys gettin crazy)
Vergil: Come on Dante expand your vocabulary! all you've said today was about partys.
Director: What the hell are you talking about!? Thats all he ever says!
Jester: Which brings us back again to the question of how you managed to film the scenes where he..
Director(interrupting): And one final piece of bad news....Although this affects us all. Some how....and whoever is responsible for this is, the most heinous evil creature known to mankind...somehow theres an unlockable.....which is an Arius rap video
Jester:Oh.My.God
Vergil:......
Dante: This partys gettin crazy(....)
Director: In it he calls himself "rap master A" "A-money," and finally "MC Arius." The usual "fine a** honeys" as he calls them are played by....oh god it hurts to remeber...Lucia's grandmother.
Vergil: This is a dark and evil thing. Let us never speak of it again.....although...what happens when people unlock it? we're screwed! No one will stand for it!
Dante: this partys gettin crazy!!!(Dante Sparda. Nerd buster!)
Vergil: Be quiet.
Director: Lets hope no-one finishes Dante Must Die
Dante: one hell of a party!( you know I really dont like that name. cant we go with Dante Must Party?)
Director: What'd he say?
Vergil: You're better off not knowing.
Director: Well at any rate come on. Not much we can do
now, lets get filming.
Dante: This partys gettin craaaaaazy!!!(This partys getting crazy)
*END*
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:50 pm
ATW Here are some of my old bloopers DMC 3 Mission Seven: Vergil: You showed up. Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left. Vergil On the contrary brother, there is more than one babe in this party. Nevan! (Nevan appears beside Vergil) Nevan: Yes master Vergil. Vergil: Hang out with my brother for a while. Nevan: Welcome sir. Dante: You'll treat me nice won't you? Nevan: (giggles) I'll treat you so nice that you'll never leave this place forever. Dante: Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks bro. Vergil: No problem Dante. (Dante and Nevan leave) Vergil: Now I can resume for some more peace and quiet... wait a minute(thinks hard)... AH CRAP!(smacks his forehead) I forgot his amulet! Wait Dante, come back here for a second.(Runs after Dante) I lol'd at that one. xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:40 pm
DMC 3 Mission One:
(Arkhem goes inside Dante's shop)
Dante: You're a customer too? Look if you're here to use the bathroom, help yourself. The toilet is in the back.
Arkhem: okay ( proceeds on going to bathroom. Then Dante hears screws popping out of the floor, and Arkhem squealing in the bathroom. Then a big huge water erupting in the bathroom)
Dante: WTF!!!!?
(Then Arkhem come out of the bathroom with Dante's toilet)
Arkhem: Thanks for the toilet!
Dante: Hey I said you can use it! Not steal it! Get back here!
(Dante tries to catch Arkhem, but trips and crashes on to his desk, which causes his body to break his desk)
Dante: Ah man! That's the third time this week it happened.
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