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sasuke walks in*

itachi is at the dinner table eating ramen?

sasuke thought*

um....itachi...why are you being so calm today?

itachi replies because i want to!

itachi starts whining*

sasuke walks out the door*


sometimes I think that iatchi nii-san is less mature then I am.

i have lots

sasuke:my hair is so awsome , because it looks like the rear end of a chicken.

naruto:i hate ramen(maybe i should dump it on ckicken but head).

kakashi:im not wearing underwear today. no im not wearing under wear today. not that you probably care much about my underwear still none the less i gotta say, that im not wearing underwear todaaaaaaayyyy!!!

sakura:i have the biggest forhead in kanoha!hahahaha take that ino-pig, i have a bigger forhead.

ino:sasuke is a out, while kakashi is the new pink.(lol)

shikamaru:i hate cloudes. i should stay up all night and train.



shino: omg why wont these bugs leave me alone.(squshes all the bugs)

this is my fav one


sasuke:sakura i love you ,will you marry me pleas.
sakura slaps sasuke
sasuke:what was that for.
sakura:i hate you guts.
sasuke:come on.
sakura:no
sasuke:i hate you waaaaaaaa!
sakura:im to evil for my own good.
all you hear is evil maniacal laughter.
next day

sasuke:i love flowers
sakura apears behind sasuke:booooo!
sasuke:screems a high pitched girl scream.
sakura:hahahaha that was funny.
sasuke:waaaaaaaa. i wont my mommy. why did my nice brother kill them by tickelling them.
that night

itachi apears behind sasuke.
itachi:i am here to tickle you to death.
sasuke:itachi, sakura was being mean to me.
itachi:what, i will kill her.
itachi finds sakura.
itachi looks at her and falls in love.
sakura sees him.
sakura surprised mfg its another uchiha run.
sakura jumps off a cliff and itachi follows her.
itachi:sakura i love you.
sakura and itachi hit the ground with a splat.
sasuke:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my brother is dead.



Sakura: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE!? IT'S GETTING REALLY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!

Sasuke:. . .

Sakura: There was the time with Orichimaru,

Sasuke: Uh,

Sakura: And when you fell off that bridge when we were helping Idate,

Sasuke: Hey! I. . .

Sakura: Oh! And that one time I caught you when you got kicked by Lee! I didn't save your life that time but, still. . .

Sasuke: Stop it! *starts crying*

Sakura: You're really annoying.

Sasuke: Stop it. . . .*starts bawling*

Sakura: Ugh! And you know how many times you've thrown your arm around my neck for me to help you walk? Stop hurting yourself so that I can walk in peace!

Sasuke: I can't help it. . .*sniff*

Sakura: You're worse than Naruto! *Starts walking away*

Sasuke: NO! Don't! Let me go with you! I love you more than anything! If you let me go with you, I'll make you happy every day!

Sakura: *Disapears, then reappears behind Sasuke* Sasuke,

Sasuke: *gasp*

Sakura: Thank you. *Knocks Sasuke out and puts him on a nearby bench.*


sasuke: Im gonna follow in my Niichan Itachi's footsteps and become an emotionless, cold blooded assassin ^^ ....a nail polish wearing one


Shino: * Skips about lazily singing different songs to different disney movies. *
Hinata: * stares intently * " Shino? Are you all right? "
Shino: * stops singing, looks to hinata then begins circling about her singing at the top of his lungs *
" I feel pretty Oh so Pretty! I feel pretty and witty and Gay!!! "
Kiba: " your looking pretty gay right now. "
Shino: * Stops and looks at kiba intently. *
Kiba: " What!? "
Shino: * glomps *
" I wub you Kiba! "

Chouji: "hmm I'm too fat, I'm giving up junk food from now on."

Sakura: "Lee-kun, you're my sexual fantasy!"

Naruto: "Ramen again?! Common give me some veriaty!"

Sasuke:" Itachi you're such a waist of my time! I'm giving up being the stongest and going to train under Naruto!"

Kakashi: "Hey baby...wanna see what's under my mask?^_-"

Hokage: "Naruto, as the son of the previous hokage you become hokage by default when I die". *naruto: wheee!!!*

real ninjas woot