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*~A Quest fer My Mulenesses~*

Created by the account it shoulda been made with in the first place.

1.) The Back Story
2.) The Main Objectives
3.) The Mulenesses
4.) Bumpers



The Back Story:
In the beginning there was one... now an army rises out of the vast sea of gaians. The Mulenesses.


My brother introduced me to Gaia in October of 03'. I didn't make an account until a little more than midway through December, but I've been a member since then. Fer the last two an' a half years I've been a faithful and frequent participant on gaia. Sad, ne? But it's one of my purest sources of happiness.

=^^=

Anway... In the beginning there was on'y my first account. Then a few months after my joining, I created another one fer the purpose of letting out my other side. I didn't mind if the credibility of my second account was shot; that was its purpose in the beginning. Thus the first of Sui's mulenesses was born, long before they were given that name.

My second account was created fer the sole purpose of making me extra gold. It was made around the time fishing first came out an' it was so easy to catch rares. The bait was slow to degenerate, too. It was perfect. Getting in 10 rounds a day plus double posting really helped. That was the beginning of Sui's second muleness. These were the on'y ones from 04'... I think.

Next came my third mule account, because I wanted another an' my gender ratio was unbalanced. So's I made a girl. Heehee.... the fourth I created as a spy account, to pry into the lives of my loved ones while we were fighting without having them know it was me. That worked fer about two seconds... transparent plan, I tell ya. But there was nothing I could do.
Periodically after that, while I was bored out of my mind in class or lurking in the school library with nothing to do, I'd take out a sheet of paper an' just randomly write down screen names.

It escalated from there.... I started creating the accounts, one at a time, because after all I'd already given them names before they were born.
=>.<=

Before I realized it, I was obsessed with making accounts. Rawr. By the end of it, I had a small army dressed in peasant clothes with a small amount of gold. In more recent times, being within the last nine months or so, I contented myself with changing the names of those I didn't particularly care for any longer to something I enjoyed more.

A handful of these came in handy during the legendary gold glitch in May of 05', but their purpose was lost after that an' they fell into neglect and loneliness. A few months ago I made a vow that I would love each an' every one of my babies, give them good post counts an' nice clothes and work. Every mule needs to work, right?

Along the way I've acquired a few accounts from my siblings an' friends, which only added to my ever increasing (but now constant... fer a very long time now) number.

So here is my official quest thread, though the actual process has been going on fer close to a year. I played favorites with my accounts. *fwaps self*

The Mulenesses:
The true number will finally be revealed...


That's right. Every once in a rare while I'll mention my army. Dunno if any'un really believed it, but I was very careful not to reveal the number of mulenesses under my command. Now, fer the first time, I will show you. But you've gotta use yer math skills.

Pay close attention to the key; it's how I've been keeping track of their percentages of perfection.

P= P-God Member
S/P= Signature and/or Profile
TKD= Tektek or Fully Dressed
M= Male
F= Female
K= a Thousand Posts or More

A perfect mule, as far as planning goes, will have their name in bold.


One last note-- I'll put them in chronological order.