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 Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:16 pm
Yeah...PicsesAkatsuki liked my skits...so I decided to make a topic. You can post your skits that are Itachi related here too. ^^
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:17 pm
Orochimaru appears and spots Sasuke. He gets hearts in his eyes like ♥_♥ heart heart
"Sasuke-kunn!!~♥" Sasuke turns, spotting Orochimaru. He raises an eyebrow.
"Sasuke-kun! How are you today? Like, OMG, you so smexy. =3 You lil smexy thang!" Orochimaru flirts. Sasuke starts to freak and is like O_o
"Where did you come from exactly?! You so hottt..."
"Erm..." 'Mom and Dad?' Sasuke thought.
Orochimaru continues flirting. Sasuke freaks. Then, Itachi comes along. Sasuke shot a look at Itachi. Itachi fumes and stomps over to Orochimaru.
"HEY YOU OLD HAG. GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER! He's not hobo homo like you are, SO SCRAM!"
"Like, OMG, how can you be so roode... rolleyes You? Talk to me? LIke that?" Orochimaru muses.
Itachi stares at Orochimaru for a moment.
Itachi: -Beats Orochimaru up-
-10 minutes later-
Orochimaru: -Is beaten to pulp-
"Ah...arigato, nii-san." Sasuke smiles.
~OR~
"A-Arigato...Itachi."
"Hmpf. You are my younger brother." Itachi replies, walking away.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:18 pm
"Oh, and by the way Sasuke. Time for dinner." Itachi says, turning around. "I had actually came to tell you that...until a walking homo hobo walking dead snake came along."
Sasuke nods. "Okay." Sasuke walks along with Itachi back to the Uchiha residence.
Suddenly, Orochimaru comes again. He glomps Sasuke and causes him to plumet to the ground.
"ACK!"
Then, hugging Sasuke with Sasuke in one hand, he points an offending finger at Itachi.
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY PRECIOUS SASUKE-KUN AWAY FROM ME! scream " He screams.
Itachi stares at him for a moment, monotonously. Sasuke just grins sheepisly and does a victory sign at the camera as well as Itachi.
Then, still grinning, Sasuke gestured him to go ahead and do his thing, while nodding.
-10 minutes later-
"Okay, let's continue home." Itachi said.
"Yeah. I'll do that to anyone who tries to flirt with you too, Itachi/nee-chan." Sasuke replied.
And they walked home happily leaving behind a nice bowl of snake soup behind. But then a rat came and slurped it, and died.
~The End~
Next day...(Yeah, yeah, I know.)
"Hey look Sasuke! A stupid guy!" Itachi exclaims, pointing a finger at a stupid, can't fighting and bratty ninja attempting to mock ninjas. And is doing a good job of it.
"Yay! Someone to beat up!" Sasuke exlcaims back enthusastically.
"WHEE~!"
-10 Minutes later-
Stupid guys: -Beaten into pulp-
"Wow. That was fun, wasn't it nee-chan/Itachi?" Sasuke asks, brushing the dust of himself. Or less of it.
Itachi nods. "Yes. It was."
"I'M A STUPID NINJA! LOOK AT ME!"
Both brothers stop. Then, they turn around slowly, dark aura looming around, with an evil grin on their faces. Then...
"YAY! ANOTHER ONE! WHEE~!"
BEWARE! THE DREADED UCHIHA BROTHERS! (I actually saw a picture with Sasuke and Itachi in Super Mario. =3 It was hilarious.)
-The End- [For Real]
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:20 pm
This one was a reply to a post.
-Sasuke points at PicsesAkatsuki-
"Do we have to make soup with her too?" he asked.
Itachi shook her head. "Nah. She thinks we're funny. That's a good thing."
"It is?" Sasuke asked.
Itachi nodded.
"Yes. Humor is a wonderful thing."
"Really? Why?"
"Because..."
"Yeah...?"
"It...MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! That's why it was a compliment."
"Really? Yay~! We make no sense at all!"
"Humor that does make sens is called, irony, my dear brother."
"Like Calvin and Hobbes?" (sp?)
"Yup. And sarcasm."
The brothers make a little pose with their hands on their hips slightly slanted, with their other hands bent like 'OMG, that is soooo last year' kind of thing.
"Oh yeah." they said, waving their hand up and then down measly.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:24 pm
Okay, enough with the old ones, I'll make some new ones! =D Their short, but probably not very funny. Hey, give me credit for trying... stare
Kisame walks up to Itachi in the Akatsuki hideout. He pokes him.
"Itachi-san..." He said, in a slightly whining voice.
"What?" Itachi replied.
"I need fish food...Let's go out..."
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"Fishfood?" Itachi thought for a moment. "But we don't have any fish..."
"I know we don't..."
"So, what for with the fish food?"
"I want fish food..."
o.0 -Itachi falls on the floor-
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:00 pm
Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori are on a deserted island...
"Great. How are we going to leave? We'll be stuck here forever." Sasori complained, arms crossed.
"We could walk on water back." Kisame suggested.
"Kisame, not even YOU have enough chakra to walk that far." Itachi replied to his suggestion.
"Too bad Deidara just had to be the one who go knocked into another dimension...her birds could fly us there..." Kisame said.
Itachi glared at Sasori. "It was your suggestion for playing footbal with your puppets. And I was wondering why we agreed."
"Who knew your puppets were so strong..."
"Who knew YOU were so strong...in pure brute strength."
Sasori: stare sweatdrop xp xd stressed scream
-Somewhere in space-
"Yeah...W-Where am I?" Deidara was floating around in space, and a UFO spaceship flew by her, as she stared at it. The UFOs said, "WHAT'YA STARIN' AT YOU F$@!N' B!***?!!"
"Rude unknowns...yeah..." The Deidara is caught in the middle of a space fight.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"I wonder where she is right now?" Sasori wondered.
"Who knows." Kisame replied.
"Night is falling. We must set up camp. We'll think the next morning."
"Okay. We need wood to make a fire." Kisame said.
"There is but a single palm tree on this 4 yard in area island. And that is for protection from the rain. We cannot use that wood." Itachi looked up a the palm tree.
"You're not using my Samehada." Kisame said, turning to cover is poor shivering Shark Skin that was sweating like crap.
"You can't burn me." Itachi said, shrugging. "I'm not flammable."
"We'll use your puppets, Sasori. It was your fault that we're here anyway." Kisame said.
"WHAT?!"
"Yes...pull out your puppets, Sasori." Itachi held out a finger and pointed it down.
"F-F-Fine..." Sasori took out his puppets, and set them in the middle of the three.
"Now...how to make fire..." Kisame thought outloud.
"I'm surprised it's so hot, that the fire does not come out on it's own." Itachi commented. He closed his eyes..
Sasori just stared at his poor puppet.
"Okay...then I have no choice..." Itachi started.
"Are you going to use your--"
"Amaterasu!"
-BOOM!-
Sasori's jaw dropped to the ground. His hands was shaking towards the direction of where his puppet was formerly, in which it was replaced by a HOLE.
"...Itachi-san...We asked you to start a fire...not start a whole to the depths of the planet...Now, we have no wood and no fire. Thanks to Itachi-san."
"...whoops." (Itachi)
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:40 pm
JhonnyRaincloud Okay, enough with the old ones, I'll make some new ones! =D Their short, but probably not very funny. Hey, give me credit for trying... stare
Kisame walks up to Itachi in the Akatsuki hideout. He pokes him.
"Itachi-san..." He said, in a slightly whining voice.
"What?" Itachi replied.
"I need fish food...Let's go out..."
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"Fishfood?" Itachi thought for a moment. "But we don't have any fish..."
"I know we don't..."
"So, what for with the fish food?"
"I want fish food..."
o.0 -Itachi falls on the floor- Lol I love this one rofl lol
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:22 pm
haha they are funneh!!!! dramallama blaugh
hmm..am i allowed to reply in this guild? .... o_O ...o well
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:41 am
Mon_mon_chan haha they are funneh!!!! dramallama blaugh hmm..am i allowed to reply in this guild? .... o_O ...o well
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:20 pm
some of these r really funny
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:32 pm
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