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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:13 pm

One day in a classroom the teacher asked a young boy...

Teacher: Do you see me?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Do you see your classmates?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Do you see the grass outside?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Go outside look up and then come back.

(A few moments later the kid comes back)

Teacher: Did you see the sky?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Did you see God?
Boy: No

Teacher: You can't see God therefore he does not exsist.

(A young girl raises her hand and the teacher called on her)

Girl(speaking to classmates): Do you see me?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the grass outside?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the teacher's brain?
Classmates: No

Girl: You can't see her brain therefore it doesn't exsist.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:38 pm

That's cute. That also makes a very good point.

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Odd__One

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:20 pm

Thats hilarious!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:21 pm

Nice. That's awesome xd

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Atarashi No Sensei
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:23 am

COOLIO....Great lesson!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:04 am

I love it! may I use it in my journal?

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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:39 am

~WhytChula~

One day in a classroom the teacher asked a young boy...

Teacher: Do you see me?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Do you see your classmates?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Do you see the grass outside?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Go outside look up and then come back.

(A few moments later the kid comes back)

Teacher: Did you see the sky?
Boy: Yes

Teacher: Did you see God?
Boy: No

Teacher: You can't see God therefore he does not exsist.

(A young girl raises her hand and the teacher called on her)

Girl(speaking to classmates): Do you see me?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the grass outside?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Classmates: Yes

Girl: Do you see the teacher's brain?
Classmates: No

Girl: You can't see her brain therefore it doesn't exsist.
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i wonder how much trouble that kid got in for saying the teacher had no brain... hmm...