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Sample Story Update:
-Jail Cell Update:
"Hello hips!"
"Hey, baby, who let you in?"
"Yeah, shake that pinstripe sugar!" The jailbirds catcalled as Gamemaniac was escorted to her cell. She scowled, kicking one in the face, as she was led to her cell. The guards shoving her didn't seem to care, as they opened a seemingly empty cell with no chamber pot and pushed her in. Game scowled.
"This stinks." She glanced around. "Now, where's my roomma-" The chamberpot fell onto her head from above, and she looked up to see a man with his T-shirt tied over his face a la ninja clinging to the ceiling by his feet, with his Fu Manchu mustache sticking out of his mask and dangling down. He jumped down.
"You no fall with big bangy to head." He remarked simply. "Hm. Two must find new way of harming cellmate."
"Two?" Game blunk in confusion, rubbing her head.
"One Big Two is Two's name." He bowed, and lay down across the room, absorbing most of the space and confining Game to her own little corner of "ohmygodsaveme".

-Sniper Killing:
Roy Salamandra was out on the outside terrace of the Barton Cafe with his blind date. She seemed rather miserable, glancing towards all of the exits, as he sloppily ate his soup. She flinched a little. "Hey, Roy, you've got some tomato in your hair." She pointed out, and he reached up to brush it off. "Hang on, it's on your forehead, too." He moved his hand down, but the red dot didn't clean off, appearing on his hand as well. At that second, a zip! was heard, and Roy fell facefirst into his soup, turning the tablecloth red both with crushed tomatoes and... well, you get the point. His blind date screamed and ran from the restaurant.

+Crazed Killer Killing
Padme, the blind date, dashed into the forest in fright. She could hear footsteps following her, and turned around to see someone in police uniform following her. "Hey, lady!" The cop called in an indistinct voice. Padme was instantly alerted, and continued to run. The cop pounced her, but she wriggled loose and ran up a tree like House of Flying Daggers. The cop did the exact same and pulled out a katana. Padme picked up a stick, and the two began to do battle. Padme parried the cop back, driving him into a tree.
"Alright, Crazy Killer, get the hell away!" She barked paranoidly. The cop removed its hat and stared at her.
"What?" He asked confusedly. The Crazy Killer took this opportunity to bash Padme's head in with a frying pan, and ran off cackling insanely.

-(Optional) Inactivities Update
"Screeeeeew this!" Nymphie yowled, as she packed a whole bunch of suitcases into the back of her car's trunk. Airez and Nantooski followed suit, all grumbling bitterly about how dangerous the Guilds were these days. They drove off into the sunset, until they got caught in traffic for an idiot's convention in the Chatterbox. They were never seen or heard from again.

Gamemaniac has been voted out. Roy Salamandra has been sniped. Padme Potter of Hobbiton has been killed. Nymphie, Airez, and Nantooski have been eliminated due to inactivity.

Sample Story Update:
Day 1-
The Sniper wanted to make a clean kill. Wanted to. And that was the problem. It's target was presently having a party. Annoying. Why couldn't the targets ever be doing something boring, like reading? Sighing, it entered the house of it's victim.
"What the hell... is going on here?!"
The room that had seemed to be full of life was actually completely empty, save for one thing.
The body. Of Zaeyde. (Again.)
The Sniper bent down to examine Zae. She seemed to have been quite alright... until you turned her over.
Zae had been skinned alive and turned into an almost-lifelike pillow.
What fun.

Day 2-
"I'm not the Sniper! Really!" Taaralinn tried to get away from the Gaians that were shepherding her towards her cell.
"We know that. It's the first round, silly!" A pair of strong men literally threw her into the cell, whacking her head against one of the bunk's sides.
"Ow.. that wasn't nice.... What the f-?!"
Looking up, she decided she was dreaming.
Dreaming a horrible nightmare.
Red baggy pants, giant sword, red robe, long black hair, catlike eyes, golden-brown catlike ears....
"I'm Nekoyasha! And if you try to get away, I'll-"
Taara let herself faint, not bothering to listen to the rest of this idiot's chatter.
-Later That Night-
"Let's just hope I can get to this one before they do..." the Sniper said, muttering under it's breath. It knocked on the door of Fanator, quickly stepping to the side to avoid recognition by the target if he missed.
"Hello... Hello? Oh, sh-"
::BLAM::
::BLAM::
"I can't believe it took me two shots to do that.... wait."
This was not Fanator. This was Snowflake_of_Avalon.
The Sniper sighed muttering ways to get it's enemy, shedded it's cloak, and entered what would have been it's victim's home.
"Hey, ---. Fanator got killed. Come see."
The Sniper and the Gaian came to Fanator's livingroom.
The scene was amazing. And horrible.
Fanator had been nailed down to his floor. What it looked like, was the Crazed Killer had then blindfolded themselves and begun to throw knives at Fanator, stopping when they heard a thud.
A long, shiny kitchen knife was embedded in his forehead.
Ouch.

Sample Story Update:

GCD Sniper Game VII: Day 2
Domo-kun entered the Cell, but stalls at the door with a strange feeling of unrest. "Move it!" Shouts the warden, pushing Domo into the cell's toilet. As domo gets back on his feet, he feels the disturbing feeling again. Domo turns around to face the bunk, and comes face to face with....

"L-Labtech 124?"

The buff labtech stands up, he is a good six foot five, and looks like he could snap Gambino in half like a twig.

"Whatr yeh doinh har?"

"Uhh, uhh, I-I thought you where dead" Dono manages to mumble lamely "Y-You know, killed by Labtech X on halloween."

"Arr, that be that thar labtech 123, He be a fine scientist, but he lacks a'little in thar brains and brawn. Now, ye best get under that thar bunkbead, least ye be a dead man!"

---- later that afternoon ----

To mark the begining of summer, the GCDers decided to take a night wilderness hike. But this hike was also a ploy to draw out the sniper and the crazed killer. The GCDers were going into the woods in groups of two. That way, if the sniper or the crazed killer whacked they're partner, everybody would know who the victims partner was, and he would be one of the killers. With this in mind, the GCDers began preperations.

---- later that night----

"Alright everybody!" Said Mr. Green, who was the organizer for the trip "We all know you are apprehensive after the sniper and crazed killer put Kenshinsg in criticle condition, dont worry, he was a zombie, so he will live. But, we must make the most of this night, for our arrangements have made it so this trip can't be ruined by a few psychopat..." ::BLAM!:: Mr. Green slumped over, a hole between his eyes.

Apperently, the sniper doesn't like being called a psychopath.

Drama llama ran up to the podium, to check Mr. Greens pulse. ::BAKOOOOM!::
The podium suddenly exploded, killing Drama llama.

The only other fatality was Gonk, who was through the heart with a pen, a quick inspection showed it to belong to an employee of GAIA 9 action news, and the name engraved on it was un mistakeable

"Drama llama."


Domo kun has been voted off, Mr. Green has been shot, Drama llama, the news reporter, has been killed. Gonk has been removed due to inactivity (don't ask how, he just was, even if it was only day 2)

Sample Story Update:

It was silent except for the steady clop of boots as the warden paced back and forth with a frown. The jailbirds stood quietly in a row, attempting to look innocent.

“Time after time. I give you people the most lenience I can. But somehow, you ruins everything! You make destructive clubs, you blow up cities, you even make our insurance rates soar from crushing each other’s ribs while calling each other ‘George!’ Well, I’ve had it with you all. No more festivities! No more joking around! You all will have separate cells, and there will be NO TALKING. Understood?”

The jailbirds nodded vigorously. Though, some crossed a few body parts inconspicuously. Fingers. Toes. Legs. …Eyes.

They were led back to their respective cells and locked in. All was silent and peaceful. The warden returned to his desk. With a relieved sigh, he sat in his chair and leaned back, placing his feet on his desk and his hands behind his head. He closed his eyes, and a rare smile began to cross his face.

Finally. All was peaceful. No more parties, cults, or pole-dancers. No more Selinda, no more Duke, no more Viper, no more crazy rampant mods…it was like he had always dreamed-

Suddenly there was a huge crash. The warden jerked to his feet.

“What is it now?!” he screamed as he stormed towards the jail cells.

The jailbirds blinked. They looked at each other. Silently, like a graceful choreographed dance, everyone pointed at Roy Salamandra and screamed, “IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS HIM!”

Except for Roy. He pointed at the warden, instead.

In that moment, the warden’s world snapped with the force of someone discovering 42 wasn’t really the answer.

“That’s it! I QUIT.”

The warden stormed out of the building.

For a moment, there was silence. Then, all at once, the jailbirds began to celebrate. Nevertheless, their festivities were short lived, since they quickly realized that without the warden, they were also without a few essential details.

Such as food.

---Later That Night---

A few of the jailbirds decidedly cannibalistic plans were cut short as a new man walked into the room. He was fairly unassuming, but had dark hair, eyes, and wore a suit. Out of all the people in the room, he was the only one who looked mildly dignified.

“My name is Rodster Ling.. I have been assigned as your new warden. Here, under my custody, I expect you all to not only make use of sight and sound, but mind. This zone will be a new dimension.”

The jailbirds stared. A few blinked.

Rodster seemed oblivious; he turned and began to walk away while muttering, “Next stop...Willoughby!”

---Later That Night---

At twilight, the Gaians filed out of a musical– the Wizard of Oz. Even though it wasn’t the best, it was a fairly good performance. Still, the Gaians laughed and shouted as they ran out towards their homes. Gambol, however, felt bored. She glanced around for a victim and quickly found one. A mischievous grin crossed her face.

“We’re off to see the wizard!” she bellowed in Axmainian’s ear.

He flinched and punched her in the arm. “Stop that!”

“Oh yeah? Well, make me!” her face performed a fairly good imitation of the ninja emoticon.

He saw it as a challenge that he promptly took: the two began to struggle with each other, but as they fought, they strayed away from the rest of the Gaians. Finally, a voice jolted them out of their battle.

“Can I help you?”

They turned to see the person who had played the Wizard of Oz himself.

“Um. No?” Gambol blinked.

“I beg to differ, my dear,” a rifle appeared in the Wizard’s hands seemingly out of nowhere.

Gambol only managed to scream once. Axmainian, on the other hand, kept screaming. He turned and ran. With every step, he expected a jolt in his back, a sudden pain that would be his last. He heard the sharp retort of the rifle, once, twice, several times, but no sharp pain came.

Axmainian ran and ran, until finally, he could run no further. He collapsed into the grass, gasping for air. His body quivered as he lay there, expecting a bullet to cut into his body at any moment. However, no sniper came. He began to laugh, a giddy, free laugh. He had gotten away! The very first! The Gaians would admire and worship him!

He staggered to his feet and took one step forward, straight into the Cowardly Lion. The Lion spread razor-sharp claws, and a toothy grin crossed its face. Axmainian very quickly realized that he faced not the Lion, but the Crazed Killer.

Though by then it was too late to scream.

---The Next Morning---

The Gaians stumbled across a grisly sight.

Axmainian’s mangled body lay spread-eagled on the ground. However, his head did not. Gambol was beside him with a hole in her head and chest. Only the one in her head was bullet-sized. The one in her body left a gaping wound where her heart once was.

While disturbing, it was indeed ironic. One had no brain, another had no heart, and seeing how many Gaians stumbled away nauseous, some had no courage.

And they certainly weren’t in Kansas anymore.


They later found the bodies of Peles Tears, Anagove, and Nantooski. Apparently, from the numerous wounds on their bodies, Axmainian wasn’t the only one who ran into the Crazed Killer that night.



Roy Salamandra has been voted off, Axmanian has been killed, and Gambol has been sniped.

Peles Tears, Anagove, and Nantooski have been removed for inactivity.

Sample Story Update:

Jail Cell Update :
Nym walked around the room in a panic.
"Let me out of here! I ain't the sniper!" Nym went crazy and started to bang on the jail cell door.
"Nym..Nym..Nym!" Padme screamed at her trying to stop her.
.......Padme then figured Nym wasn't go to stop, so Padme and Airez got and put Nym in a Straight Jacket and threw her in the corner.
"There hopefully she'll shutup now." Airez said.
Nym started staring into the night and gave a drooled look on her face.
"Ewwww! She's drooling!" Eleana screamed. (Eleana is the jailbird NPC)
Eleana grabbed her bag and got up on the bed in a hurry.
"She might drool on me!" Eleana was one of those preppy "all I care about is me" people.

Sniper Killing
Lanzer walked into his house to see a note on his table. He then pick it up and read it:
Dear Lanzer,
You are such a good friend to me, you have done all for me and many other people. I would love to share something with you, please meet me at the Barton Town Square Fountain.
-Ling.
P.S. I'll be wearing all black, so I blend in with the night, I don't want people to see me at night and go crazy.

So Lanzer headed to the Town Fountain and saw someone dressed in a black cape by the fountain, thinking it was Ling he walked up to her and tapped on her soldier.
"Ling I got your letter." Lanzer said.
The person turned around and pointed a sniper at Lanzer and shot him in the head.

Crazed Killer Killing
"Doot ta do! Man I love this song!" Zae screamed in excitement!
Zae started walking into the Barton Forum Building when she saw a helpless bird on the ground.
"Ohh poor little bird." Zae ran up to it and cared for it. "I'll take you home with me and care for you." Zae as she walked to her house.
Then all of a sudden Zae and the Bird blew up. Blood flew everywhere.
Guess the Crazed Killer got to the birf before Zae.

Jail Cell Update:
Mr. Emotewhore looked around the jail cell, sitting down next to his jail mate, Carmex.

“Any sign of anyone else?”
“Nope. I’ve been bored as hell, too”

All of a sudden, a humming came from a dark corner.

“It’s a lovely day in this neighborhood, a lovely day for my neighbor. Would you be mine. Would you be mine....”

“Isn’t that....?”
“The Mr. Rogers song? Yeah, it is.”

The tow went over to the corner to investigate, and saw an older man playing with a suspiciously familiar blue and white castle. Carmex and Emotewhore whispered to each other.

“Hey, that castle looks like it’s from the land of make believe”
“Do you think it could actually be...?”
“Him? Nah, that guy who played him died like 4 years ago”

Suddenly, the mad rose up.

“That man was a complete phony, I never could stand him. I’m the REAL Mr. Rogers, pleased to meet you, neighbors.”

The other two exchanged glances, and retreated to the other end of the cell, where the dark corner was now empty.

“What the s---?”
“He was JUST there”
“Should we go back to check?”
“No. Just...forget about it.”

The whole night, they were kept awake by chorus upon chorus of the Neighbor song. More than one gonk face was made.

Sniper Killing:

The sniper snuck up on Phoenecia’s house, and putting a silencer on his rifle, shot out her kitchen window. As he crawled through and looked around, the look on his face made it obvious that he wasn’t wear he expected.
“Damn. LAST time I break into a house without first checking a floor plan. Now where the hell is her bedroom?”

The sniper also must not have known much about the person he was sniping. If he had, the waist high laser detector in one of the hallways he walked through would have been detected. But even then he would have been confused at the lack of alarm.

In her bed, the earpiece the had sent off a loud ringing noise in her ear. With terror, she bolted out of her bed and opened her closet with a fingerprint scanner. It was no ordinary closet, no clothes were to be seen, but some high tech equipment and a few German Shepard's were. She pressed the lockdown button for her bedroom, and reached for her cell to call her G-Team relations. And gasped.

Her phone was gone, apparently it had dropped from it’s high up place, and (she guessed) eaten by one of her dogs. A few curses slipped out as she realized she had made this room her bedroom for it’s lack of windows. Clever, but deadly in her case. She paced, trying to think of something. Apparently she didn’t realize the trapdoor under her feet?

Meanwhile, the sniper was having quite a time with the bedroom door and it’s lack of doorknob. He was quite aware of the trapdoor leading to the bedroom, but had wanted a challenge with this house. Again, his lack of knowledge about his victim was becoming quite clear. He sprinted to the front door as a means for escape, but it was locked...and he was locked in. At this point the idiocy of the sniper became quite clear, he must have forgotten about the kitchen window. And probably would have been caught if the dogs hadn’t been released.

But they had. He noticed the 3 of them bounding around a corner at him, and he made the correct decision to run. Strait to the kitchen, where our genius climbed out of the window. He made his was to the back, and quickly sprinted through the passageway. He had had these pre-built in the new towns houses, they were proving quite useful. Unless, of course, someone was standing directly on top of it, trying to think of where the alternate cell phone was hidden, as Phoenecia was.

As the sniper was getting his rifle ready to shoot her foot, she remembered she had been creative, and it was placed under the mattress. She bounded over to it, and had just gotten her hand on it when the shot was fired through the trapdoor. And the sniepr stepped out. She swore, remembering that the G-Team had not been programmed into speed dial.

She would have been left there to rot if the Sniper hadn’t forgot to close the entrance of the trapdoor. But he was too busy repeating his first words.

“Damn. LAST time I break into a house without first checking a floor plan.”

Crazed Killer Killing:

Ladeda heard a knock at her door. Too careless to check and see who it was, she opened the door quickly. And then tried to close it again. Unfortunately for her, it turns out the Crazed Killer has above average reflexes, and stopped it before it closed. He grabbed her wrist, and pulled her out the door.

“Let’s go for a car ride. Don‘t scream or you‘ll find a knife in your gut fairly quickly”

After they both had gotten in, and Ladeda had been properly tied to the seat, she looked at the key that was being used to start the car. And noticed there were only 2 keys on the chain.. Not being the smartest person on the planet, she decided it was safe to ask.

“What’s that other key for?”
“You’ll find out soon enough.”

Somehow their path brought them to the top of the News station in Barton. Maybe there was a parking ramp?

Ladeda looked out the window at the helicopter parked next to them. And then to the keys the crazed killer was pulling out of the car. She didn’t really need to wonder what the second key was to anymore.

Five minutes later, they both were in the helicopter, hovering over the cliffs. Ladeda had a parachute strapped to her back, one of the two she had a choice to grab. The crazed killer was also strapping on his.

“One of them has a hole in them. One doesn’t. I might have chosen one with a hole, you might of. Of course, this could very easily be a scam, but does it really matter? Now, let’s jump.”

She didn’t jump. Neither did he. He pulled out a hand gun, and was about to pull the strings on her parachute and toss push her off, when he remembered that he wasn’t steering anymore. And a quick look out the window told him he should probably jump, and she followed suit.

It turned out that the crazed killer hadn’t been lying, one of them DID have a faulty parachute. Unfortunately, Ladeda had picked the wrong one. The crazed killer parachuted to the ground with a smirk, and shot Ladeda's dead body for good measure before walking off.

Inactivities Update:

x # of people have gotten lost attempting to keep playing the game through the thread, and apparently are not literate enough to read the first page, or topic. They have been trapped in memorable threads forever.

+Jail Cell Update Wrote:

-That Night-
A reulctant Padme Potter of Hobbiton was hastily pushed into the jailcell. "Hey! Hey! Not so pushy!" he shouted as the GCDers slammed the cell door shut. The large "clang" of colliding metal echoed throughout the cell as he slumped down on the cardboard-like bed.

"The nerve.. me? The killer or even the sniper?" he grunted, turning toward the wall. He shrieked.

His eye suddenly lit up as he saw who was with him. Padme ran toward the other side as the previous jailbird got out of the bed slowly. "Listen PUNK. The beds are mine. Get on them, touch them, or look at them... You're dead," the mystery cellmate said, crawling back in.

"Don't mind Kuro. He's naturally cranky," said a small voice in the corner. A small boy, about 11, got up and walked over. "Hi~ I'm Mori. I was put in here last year. They accused me of mudering my dad... I never did, but they put me in here anyway," he sighed. "That over there is Kuro. He's not very good company. He can be good sometimes... but only when he's not tired. What are you in for?"

---





+Sniper Killing and Crazed Killer Combo! Wrote:

-Later That Night-
Ana went outside to take a break from the party inside Airez's house. She looked up toward the stars as she slumped her head down. "so... tired..." she muttered. She looked down toward the forest near the dark horizon and saw a small dark red mark on a tree.

"...wha?..." She jumped the railing for the deck and darted over to the tree. The tree hard large scars in the side with a bit of what looked like blood dripping down the tree. She scanned the area and found another tree with similar marks. She check around again and saw a lump with a small pool around it. As she got closer, she noticed that beside it lay a small wallet with bloodied finger prints upon it. The opened the wallet and found the identity of the bleeding mass. HirunHikari had been killed by the Crazed Killer. She gasped and dropped the wallet as she heard a small 'CLICK!' noise above her. She looked toward her chest and noticed a small red laser dot on her chest. She began to run back to the house shouting "OHMYGO--!"...

She slumped over and collaped on the ground. She slowly closed her eyes looking toward the house, only 100 feet away. Anagove had been sniped.




+(Optional) Inactivities Update Wrote:

-Much Later That Night-

`Nymphie, Ismaru Windsoul, Phoenecia, and InternalHardDrive were all having fun in a hotel in Downtown Durem. The were all laughing and having fun as they played various card games and chatted. "Hey Phoe... We're out of soda..." IHD pointed out as she opened the fridge while Nymphie and Phoe played Blackjack. "Oh, That's okay. Let's all go get some more," Ismaru said happily, as he got off the couch. They all went downstairs and walked down the sidewalk. They saw a small convience store across the street and attemted to cross.

HONK! HONK!

They were all hit by a 18-wheeler. The trucker never saw them comming. Always look both ways before you cross the street.

Padme Potter of Hobbiton has voted off, Hirun Hikari has been killed, Anagove has been sniped, and `Nymphie, Ismaru Windsoul, Phoenecia have been taken out due to Inactivity.

Sample Story Update:
The GCD'ers roared as (blank) was thrown into jail
"But i'm telling you, i'm NOT the sniper."
"Ok Mr. Crazed killer" one of the GCD'ers shouted
(blank) pouted as he looked over to a tiny light that overlooked him,

"Wh..Wh..Who are you?"

The little light moved and noticed the person stood there in her jail cell
"Oh hellooo" The voice that spoke up was a certain annoying fairies voice
".....Navi?" (blank)'s face dropped as he saw his new cellmate.
"We're going to have fun in this cell pointing out everything that's so ovbious that I need to point it out." the little fairy's voice had gotten a bit chirpy-er

"I swear there's going to be a murder tonight" (blank) rolled over onto his bed and tried to get some sleep with Navi's continuous nagging.

Later that Night
------------------

The GCD'ers were sat around a large fire as they usually did, celebrating that they had caught the crazed killer.

(blank-ess) Walked up to (Blank-ess 2) and sat down next to her when she noticed something was wrong with (blank-ess 2). She wasn't breathing. (blank-ess) ran over and got (blank 2) while he examined what had happend to her.

He checked to see if anything was lodged in her throat,

"Wasn't she eating chicken tonight?..maybe she choked on a bone."

a crowd gathered around while (Blank 2) pulled a piece of paper out of (Blank-ess 2)'s throat

"Guys, Why the hell are we celebrating?"
(Blank) held up the paper and it read

"I don't get caught that easily, try again." and it was written in red ink

One GCD'er came right up and saw the note "I wonder what pen they used, the color is absolutely gorgeous." Another GCD'er had found the body of (Blank 3) , he had bled a bit before dying.

The GCD'er still looking at the note turned a sickly color

(Blank) Has been voted off, (Blank-ess 2) & (Blank 3) Have been killed and (blank 4) (Blank 7) and (Blank 69) have been removed due to inactivity

Sample Story Update: "What? But I'm an admin! You can't jail me!" VO yelled at the GCDers through the bars of jail. "I will ban you all! I will ban you a-" He was interrupted when he noticed someone intensely combing his hair. He turned around and saw a middle-aged woman in blindingly white jail clothes and the cleanest face he had ever seen. "Um... Hi?" he said. The woman gasped and instantly sprayed the air he had spoken in with "Clean-o-air". She pointed at him and said threatening: "You are a very dirty boy! Wash yourself!"
VO hurried himself to the wash-hand basin.

-Later, somewhere else-

The GCDers sat around the campfire eating ramen and warming up marshmallows in the fire.
"Gee, I'm glad we got the Sniper in the first go this time! The crazed killer won't come near us now we've sharpened our minds!" a random user exclaimed. A lot of approving nods, 'Yeah!'s, and 'Indeedio's were heard, until someone yelled: "Gasp! Admins!". And indeed, there stood Ling and L0cke.
Everyone grabbed theirr pens and notebooks and went to ask for autographs. When the crowd had cooled down a bit, everyone sat down again and looked at their autographs. Suddenly, Bellecat and `Nymphie screamed. "Mine is signed: The Sniper!" Bellecat gasped.
"Mine's the Crazed Killer!" `Nymphie wheezed.
It wasn't long until a bullet buried itself into Bellecat's head. Lanzer did a little victory jump and threw his gun high in the air before catching it again. "Boomba-yay!" he exclaimed. "Full hit!"
Ling nodded and said: "Nice one," before she took a remote control out of her pocket and pushed a button. Suddenly, a catapult came out of the ground just where `Nymphie was sitting, and it hurled her into the fire. She was burned to death instantly.
When the GCDers wanted to go after the admins, all they found were Ling and Locke costumes in a sad heap. They have been tricked. The sniper and crazed killer were at large... Again.

Veliofi, Amigo_amigo_amigo and Gthb were squashed by the catapult.

--DAY 3--

Tsukasa67 walked into the jail cell. Looking around, she could see no one. How odd. There should have been several other people there, not including the jailbird.

“Surprise!”

All the missing jumped out from behind various objects and blew on their kazoos. They were all dressed in medieval finery and one or two carried swords. Tsukasa almost fainted.

One of them stepped forward. He was dressed in silks and fine gold jewels. Atop his head sat a large golden crown. “I am the King,” he said. “Bow down to me.”

Tsukasa laughed. “Not likely,” she said.

“Attack!” yelled the King. All of the jailers rushed forward and drew their swords.

---Later That Night---

The GCDers were having a party. The DJ was playing the music at high volume. Still, everyone heard the shot.

::BLAM::

When they rushed outside, they found Christa_H lying on the ground with a 3 of hearts on her forehead. A GCDer picked up the card. It had been covering a bullet hole in the middle of her forehead.

Christa_H had been shot.

---Several Minutes Later---

The Crazed Killer was really enjoying himself. His victim, Kyraa, had been very entertaining. She was now hanging over a fire by ropes tied to her four limbs. Soon, the fire would finish burning the ropes, and she would be a pile of ashes. Any minute now.

---A Little Later---

“Ready?”

Merty, Korikun, and Fears stood around a fire in they discovered in the middle of the woods. It smelled faintly of burned meat, but it would serve their purposes.

“One, Two, Three, Jump!” The three leaped into the flame. The next morning their bodies were found, hardly recognizable for they were covered with burns.

Tsukasa67 has been voted off. Christa_H has been snipered and the Crazed Killer eliminated Kyraa. Korikun the Cat, Merty, and Fears have been removed due to inactivity.

Sample Story Update:-At the jail-

"THROW HER IN!!"
"We finally caught you! haha!"
The Gcers screamed as they threw psycho_ladii into the cell and slammed the door.
"I've told you, millions of times, I'm not the sniper... geez don't you people listen?"
Just as psycho said that, Cha_Cha, and ex-exotic dancer/transvestite, sauntered out of the darkness in the cell. Psycho fell down and gasped.
"why, allo mah little dumplin' how ah you?" Cha_cha walked over and sat next to psycho on the floor.
"Well... how AH you?" Cha cha persisted
"umm i'm... a little sore, how ... are you?" psycho was hesitant.
"Oh! Dawlink! I'm simply fabulous now that you ah here with me" Cha_Cha hugged psycho.
"We ah gunna haf so much fun! I'm gonna teach ya tah dance like a man but shake it up like a woman!"
And with that psycho was heard screaming as she was being dragged into the darkness by Cha_Cha.

-later that night-

"Aahahaha" The crazed killer laughed menicingly as Mastertom was tied to the tree.
"What the Fudge tarts!" Was all mastertom could utter before his mouth was tapped shut.
"Hush you fool! Don't you get it, they can't hear you yet, Cha_cha is inside playing with psycho... they are too enthralled to care! now hush" And with that the crazed killer cleared their throat.He/she drew out a matchbook and opened it. "Matchmaker match maker make me a match!" He/she struck one and threw it to the pile of wood and papers beneath mastertom. He/she continued to sing, "Find me a find..." Another was lit. "Light me a light!" And the final was lit. The fire was ablaze beneath mastertoms feet. Tears were streaming down his face as the crazed killer spun around and went skipping off. "Matchmaker match maker look through your book, and find me the perfect match!"
As the GCer's slowly made their way from the horiffying screams of psycho inside, Buzzkid24 screamed and pointed at the tree that was set ablaze.
By the time anyone could get water and put the fire out, It was too later for Mastertom. There were a few faint cries, and a few screams.
"Wow... Death smells..." `nymphie uttered under her breath.
"No... duh, its human!" Buzzkidd24 corrected her and started walking away from the jail cell with a few others.


-just around the same time that night...-

As the GCDer's made their way from the jail cell where another innocent has been imprisioned they heard a funny sound. "Hey! that sounds like music!" The GCer's started dancing around the town square to the mysterious music.
-in the clock tower-
"Excuse me... did you not see the locked door?" Watanuski rolled her eyes and turned towards the dim light in the corner. a shadowy figure cast darkness on her notebook page.
"Um... i am trying to write my story, you know about the war against n00bs?... if you want to be a part find, but get out of my light!" she reached back to push the stranger away from her. They did not budge.
"You just don't listen!" she spun around and saw a towering figure dressed in black. The figure lunged at her and the next thing she knew, she was outside somewhere and apparently bound tightly in a Chyaku Norisu scarf.
"mm mm mmm" she realized she couldn't speak, she felt a rope tied around her neck. She glanced up and saw herself hanging from the clock tower. The scarf holding her there was being torn by the big hand of the clock. By the time midnight hit, she'd be plummeting... but where was the rope connected? Suddenly she saw the shadowy figure sitting down just above the clock in the open tower. It snickered and in a very quiet whisper spoke.
"You didn't get it did you?" she looked up at him puzzled "mmm!!!!!!!"
"hush, hush, you'll disturb them!" there was music blasting above her as he pointed to the rope. It was secured to a pilar on the building.
she stared wide eyed and at that moment she knew.
"yes, well, it is about to strike midnight time for the music to stop, and your life to crumble..." with that the shadowy figure billowed into the darkness and the clock struck 12.

at the sound of the bell the GCer's heard a scream and they went running towards the tower. The scream, though quick, was shrill and chilling. As soon as they got near the tower they saw her, like a bloodied crysallis upon the ground. Upon closer inspection, they realized wrapped in this scarf was the body of a woman... but the head was missing. There was a scream as Nymphie pointed to the tower. There, swinging from the tower was the head of watanuski. Fear in her face and tears in her eyes. Just as the clock finished striking twelve they heard the voice echo through the now eeriely quite barton center,

"I will return... i will kill again"


As the GCer's were stunned, and scared clinging to whomever was nearest them, their dear friend Opal fell to her knees and began sobbing.
Many were confused for it was not in the direction of the mutilated body, it was facing directly across from it. As they turned around they witnessed a horrible site. {Coffee}, -Spongar-, Stinky Cha_cha, and Mintz, were Laying on the ground hand tied together, forming a 4 pointed star. Their faces were horribly burned, and their legs were cut off and hanging from a near by tree.


Psycho_ladii was jailed, Watanuski has been sniped, Buzzkid24 has been killed, {Coffee}, -Spongar-, Stinky Cha_Cha, and Mintz were mutilated for inactivity.

Sample Story Update:

Day 2

A crowd of GCD'ers pushes their new prisoner through the doors of the new jail in Aekea.
"No no! I am NOT the Sniper let me go!" Merumiharu shouted as she was pushed into her cell.
"Well fine who needs you anyway!" She shouted to the closed doors. "Well I'm all alone now, whats the difference.
"No your not I'm here too, look behind you."
Meru never saw anybody when she first got there, so she slowly turned around. And sitting on the bed was a very small man, with orange-shaded skin and green hair. He was eating a chocolate bar.
"How's it going?, My name's Oompy."

~Later on~

Every GCDer woke up with something attatched to their forehead. It was a sticky note, all with a letter and a number on it. They all went to the street to wonder what was up and why with the letter and numbers. It seems that the letter was from A to G and the number from 1 to 8. Odd but no one thought anything of it, the sniper was just jailed and the crazed killer was killed... Right? ...... Right?

They decided to go into the woods clearing to arrange the stickies. But as they got there it seemed that a huge board had been sprayed on the field, with all of their numbers, in rows and columns. They decided now to stand by the numbers they had recieved.
"Now what?"

*BOOOOOM*

Korikun the Cat had just exploded! Apparantly the square he was standing had a land mine under it.
Everyone ran off of the giant board, as someone said "Well I guess C-2 was a hit."

~That Night~

"Wait who are you, and why are you in the jail, wait a second, I know you!"

*BLAM*

"Oh my -"

*BLAM*



Oompy started to sing quitely:
Oh my oh my what my eyes did see
Meru lying here with a hole in her knee
She tried to get up and run away
Her head he shot her and ran that way
Here I sit hearing that big boom
Knowing the cat met his doom
That silly G-Team never help a soul
They are next to have a hole


*Merumiharu was voted off, Korikun was killed by the Crazed Killer, and Merumiharu was shot by the sniper*

Sample Story Update:

It's late night in the village. Many GCDers are about, partying upon the successful capture of the Sniper. Or were they?

Well, no - they weren't. They were all actually gathered around a noticeboard in the centre of town. Pinned to this noticeboard by a hacksaw was Ty-Ty x, her eyes missing, with a message carved across her exposed chest.

"You're all gonna die."

Everyone gasped, and continued reading.

"Yeah, all of you. Except maybe Zaeyde."

Everyone gasped again. The GCDers immediately shifted their attention towards Zaeyde.

The suddenly emphasised game master was shocked. "I... I don't know," she responded, in an attempt to save herself.

One person noticed a small sentence below the carving, and eyes promptly followed.

"Wait, nevermind."

A loud bang echoed around. Zaeyde fell backwards, rolled down a hill through mud, across a river of bees, through a bush of poison ivy, and slammed into two wolves, waking them up. The wolves threw her away, as she continued rolling, stopping finally in a conveniently misplaced and oversized microwave. Promptly, the door closed, microwaving began, and the next part is too descriptive to post. Sorry!

Everybody turned towards Negai no Hoshi, whose jacket pocket bared the letter 's'. Prompt gasps were exchanged. Immediately, she grabbed the two nearest people - Kentoukurai and xchildoflovex - as hostages, and ran.

"S for Sniper! Get her!" they exclaimed, as they gave chase.

The girl eventually turned around, seeing that the people were on her trail, but no longer within viewing distance. She noticed a nearby building with bars, and jolted towards it.

Inside, after dragging her two hostages in with her, she stopped to catch her breath. Then she slowly turned around, as the door slammed behind her.

She was in jail.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

Ty-Ty x was killed, Zaeyde was shot, and Negai no Hoshi was voted off. Kentoukurai and xchildoflovex were removed for inactivity.

Sample Story Update:Jeff Jarrett was taken to the Cell after the GCDers threw him there. When he and the guard that led him there finally arived, an Overweight Black man was there. "This here's Big Vis." Said the guard. "Year in prison kinda made him horny." Jeff slowly walked in, as the guard closed the door. "Hey Baby." Said Big Vis. "How you doing?"

Jeff Gonked.

Meanwhile.....

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KORIKUN!"

It was Korikun the Cat's birthday party today, and all the GCDers were there. They played games, opened presents, and all that good stuff.

Finally it was time for the cake.

It was a really big cake, white and said, "Happy B-day". There's probably a stripper inside. Everyone thought. They were half right. Meru, in the nude, popped right out of the cake!

She was supposed to say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Instead it was more like, "HAPPY BIRTH-ACK!"

Meru was getting shot multiple times.

After the damage was done, The bullet wounds on Meru's back wrote, "NEDM". Everyone was wondering what that ment.

Suddenly, The Crazed killer went and lit Korikun on fire!

While this was happening, Music from the Video Game, "Doom" was being played.

The others watched in horror as Korikun Combusted.

SNIPED:Merumiharu

KILLED:Korikun the Cat

Jailed: Jeff Jarrett

Inactive: Joe, Jack, and bob.

I'd make my own Jailbirds.

And I'd just select random people from the SG. ._. Too lazy to create multiple OCs.