Issue 7 Fri June 23, 2006

Alynne’s Increasing Hatred of Shoes
Reporter: [~.`N E K O`.~]

Its been said, Its been whispered, and its been heard. Alynne is increasing her hatred of shoes! But after getting an in-depth interview with her, it seems like she doesn’t hate shoes at all! Unless if you are shoes with Loose socks or Grecian sandals! But instead she hates pants! Quote: I don’t own any pairs of pants besides the Freebie items. So what was the cause of her hatred of pants? Was it aliens? Or maybe man eating horses, nope she says she just they don’t fit her avatar right. Although I could see the Aliens, and there pant less rays.. Making you hate pants.. Maybe it was the aliens trying to brainwash us all to think that pants just don’t fit us right. But I will stick with Alynne’s word for now!
In my interview with her, this was asked,

N=neko
A=Alynne

N-So.. What started your hatred of shoes?

A-Well, I actually don't specifically hate shoes. They are a great way to protect my feet while walking and also can pull together an avatar nicely.
But lately I've been wearing my Dark Halo shoes...and they don't let shoes equip underneath, which I think Gaia should change. I'd like to wear some actual shoes more often. I actually have noticed a trend in my inventory...I do not own any pants besides freebie items. The world would be so much better without pants...?

N-is there any kind of shoe you hate in particular?

A-I'd have to say it's a tie between the shoes with loose socks or maybe the Grecian sandals....unless you have a good avatar that's well matched I think these items aren't very good

N-now have these shoes tried to eat you in the past?
And may I know more about your hatred for pants?

A-Nah...I tried eating them. biggrin
On Gaia pants just don't look right to me on my avatar. I can never match something up that I think looks good; I guess it's just my inventory though!
But I love pants irl.

N-so the rumors of you walking around with no pants and shoes irl is a fake?

A-Oh um...not exactly. If I'm too lazy to put my shoes on to go outside for a moment I won't bother. But I wear pants everyday! Hehe..