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These will be posted in order... so it might sorta make sense... but you might be missing half the convo. Feel free to respond to the latest one!

Me: *Goes to GOTP thread* Ooooh... pretty pets...
Greedy me: You want one! Get one!
Me: I have no money! crying
Greedy me: Then hack other people and steal theirs! twisted
Me: But I could get banned!
Greedy me: TAKE OVER THE ADMINS ACCOUNTS AND RULE GAIA!!!
Me: I would like to, but I dunno how to hack...
Sloth me: That is work... don't do it...
Me: But the pets are sooo pretty!
Sloth me: It would take too much effort...
Me: Well, it would take a lot, but I will do it!
Lust me: Geet the pretty pets! Ooooh! He makes me happy in the pants! blaugh
Me: Me too...
Lust me: So get him! Steal him and don't let them know!
Me: But that's what bad people do!
Lust me: Not bad people, just people who do what they want to do...
Me: You guys are making a lot of sense...
Evil Voices: Yes, we are *kills Good Voices*
Me: I will steal the pets and take over gaia!!! twisted
Greed and Lust: Excellent.... twisted
Sloth: It would take a lot of eff- *gets killed by Greed and Lust*

Greed: You want to steal Dji's gold
Me: Dji will get angry
Lust: I need a man-whore, dammit!
Sloth: Too.. much effort to chew mouth to eat...
Me: Dji will gut me and hang my corpse somewhere!
Greed: That is bad... we should be nice to her...
Evil Voices: *Nods*
Lust: I want a harem... *narrows her little eyes, and crosses her prissy legs*
Me: I have no gold for a harem! gonk
Greed: Then steal some!
Lust: Yeah, or I will eat your manhood! scream
Me: eek Help me!!!
Good Voices: Uh... we would, but... *Are stuffed skins put in a glass case*

Lust: DAMN RIGHT I AM!
Greed: *Hits on Lust* Hey baby
Sloth: *Sleeps*
Me: sweatdrop help...
Lust: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? *kicks Greed in the balls*
Greed: eek stressed
Me: Please... save me...
Good Voices: You didn't help us when we were begging and screaming... *are on the floors in a bloody heap*
Me: I was too busy obsessing over pretty pets 3nodding
Good Voices: ...

Greed: Take her pets... you can do it!
Sloth: Too.. much.. effort.. zzzz
Lust: eek Preeeetty twisted
Me: But it's bad...
Lust + Greed: DO IT!
Me: B-but... well... Ok... *Ish brainwashed*

Me: *Ish brainwashed*
Lust: We can share his a**?
Greed: He is smexeh...
Sloth: Effort... can't get up... *gets butchered by lust and greed*
Greed: We wants our comforts! They make us happy!
Lust: I want a harem of chibi man-whores! To service me all night long!
Greed + Me: eek
Greed: I can... 'service'... you, smexeh lady! *Gets stabbed*
Me: Please... help...

Lust: Reaches out with tiny chibi arms for Dji-Greed
Me: Bad Lust! Bad girl! *Spanks her*
Lust: eek You aren't obeying me anymore! evil DIIIEEEE!
Me: Ack! *Obeys!*
Lust: Good... stare twisted I won't devour your soul. Oh wait, I did that last friday. I won't use the SCISSORS on you.
Greed: *Whimpers*
Me: eek *Bows down before Lust*

Greed: It's gone... *whimpers*
Lust: AAAAGGGHH *goes flying, and splats against the wall*
Me: *Rushes over and saves Lust*
Lust: Good minion! *Pats me on the head*
Greed: Why?!?!!

So whatever happened to Sloth? Um... stare *Points*

Sloth: *Is butched, and his head is piked on a stake, and he is all chopped up...*
Lust: I did good work on him!
Me: eek
Greed: I feel for you... crying
Me: You would... stare
Greed: But, since I am a CHIBI! *Regrows his... thingy...* Da big man is back in town!

Lust: *Poops out Greed*
Greed: I like gettin' filthy with you, baby! wink
Lust: stressed *KILLING RAGE OF DOOM!!!*

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Greed: OH GOD NO! NOT AGAIN!
Lust: *Chainsaw sounds and screaming*
Greed: Noooo not there! GRAACKAREGbible...
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Lust: Better... *Is covered with blood and guts and gore*
Me: eek HOLY SH-
Greed: *Is a small pile of guts on the ground, and is sprayed all over the walls and everywhere*
Lust: I think I got some on my clothes crying *Is completely covered in blood and gore*
Greed: I'm still alive!
Lust: *Stabs Greed in the face* No you aren't.